Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 3rd Eye (PC) Review
  7. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  8. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  9. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  10. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  11. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  12. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  13. Annihilation (PC) Review
  14. Arena (PC) Review
  15. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  16. Armello (PC) Review
  17. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  19. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  20. Astroneer (PC) Review
  21. BAN (PC) Review
  22. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  23. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  24. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  25. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  26. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  27. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  28. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  29. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  30. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  31. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  32. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  33. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  34. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  35. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  36. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  37. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  38. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  39. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  40. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  41. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  42. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  43. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  44. City of Brass (PC) Review
  45. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  46. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  47. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  48. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  49. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  50. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  51. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  52. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  53. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  54. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  55. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  56. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  57. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  58. Darwinia (PC) Review
  59. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  60. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  61. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  62. Death Squared (PC) Review
  63. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  64. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  65. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  66. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  67. Deiland (PC) Review
  68. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  69. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  70. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  71. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  72. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  73. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  74. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  75. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  76. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  77. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  78. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  79. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  80. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  81. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  82. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  83. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  84. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  85. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  86. Evolution: The Video Game (PC) Review
  87. Exorder (PC) Review
  88. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  89. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  90. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  91. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  92. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  93. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  94. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  95. Forts (PC) Review
  96. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  97. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  98. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  99. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  100. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  101. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  102. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  103. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  104. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  105. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  106. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  107. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  108. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  109. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  110. Geneshift (PC) Review
  111. Gensokyo Defenders (PC) Review
  112. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  113. Ghostie (PC) Review
  114. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  115. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  116. Gloom (PC) Review
  117. GMPet (PC) Review
  118. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  119. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  120. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  121. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  122. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  123. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  124. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  125. Graveball (PC) Review
  126. GripShift (PSP) Review
  127. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  128. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  129. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  130. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  131. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  132. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  133. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  134. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  135. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  136. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  137. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  138. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  139. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  140. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  141. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  142. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  143. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  144. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  145. Hyper Jam (PC) Review
  146. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  147. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  148. Infected (PSP) Review
  149. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  150. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  151. Infini (PC) Review
  152. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  153. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  154. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  155. Interstellar Space: Genesis (PC) Review
  156. JackQuest: The Tale of the Sword (PC) Review
  157. Jamestown+ (PC) Review
  158. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  159. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  160. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  161. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  162. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  163. Johnny (PC) Review
  164. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  165. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  166. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  167. Killer Queen Black (PC) Review
  168. Killzone (PS2) Review
  169. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  170. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  171. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  172. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  173. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  174. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  175. Livelock (PC) Review
  176. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  177. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  178. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  179. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  180. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  181. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  182. Mark (PC) Review
  183. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  184. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  185. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  186. Max Payne (PC) Review
  187. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  188. Message Quest (PC) Review
  189. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  190. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  191. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  192. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  193. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  194. MidBoss (PC) Review
  195. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  196. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  197. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  198. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  199. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  200. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  201. Morphite (PC) Review
  202. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  203. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  204. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  205. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  206. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  207. Nebulous (PC) Review
  208. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  209. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  210. Nom Nom Apocalypse (PC) Review
  211. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  212. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  213. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  214. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  215. Original Journey (PC) Review
  216. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  217. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  218. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  219. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  220. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  221. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  222. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  223. Platypus (PSP) Review
  224. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  225. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  226. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  227. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  228. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  229. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  230. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  231. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  232. Red Jets (PC) Review
  233. Rehtona (PC) Review
  234. Rescue HQ – The Tycoon (PC) Review
  235. Resilience (PC) Review
  236. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  237. Riverbond (PC) Review
  238. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  239. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  240. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  241. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  242. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  243. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  244. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  245. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  246. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  247. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  248. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  249. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  250. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  251. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  252. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  253. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  254. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  255. Slam Land (PC) Review
  256. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  257. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  258. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  259. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  260. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  261. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  262. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  263. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  264. Sol (PC) Review
  265. Solo (PC) Review
  266. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  267. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  268. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  269. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  270. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  271. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  272. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  273. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  274. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  275. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  276. Station, The (PC) Review
  277. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  278. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  279. Sticktra (PC) Review
  280. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  281. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  282. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  283. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  284. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  285. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  286. Super Cane Magic ZERO (PC) Review
  287. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  288. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  289. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  290. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  291. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  292. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  293. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  294. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  295. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  296. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  297. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  298. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  299. Tiny Metal (PC) Review
  300. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  301. ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove (PC) Review
  302. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  303. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  304. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  305. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  306. Tsioque (PC) Review
  307. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  308. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  309. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  310. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  311. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  312. Void War (PC) Review
  313. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  314. War Tech Fighters (PC) Review
  315. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  316. Whipseey and the Lost Atlas (PC) Review
  317. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  318. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  319. Windward (PC) Review
  320. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  321. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  322. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  323. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  324. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  325. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  326. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  327. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  328. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  329. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  330. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  331. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  332. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  333. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  334. ZIQ (PC) Review
  335. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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