Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. Astroneer (PC) Review
  20. BAN (PC) Review
  21. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  22. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  23. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  24. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  26. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  28. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  29. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  30. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  31. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  32. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  33. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  34. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  35. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  36. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  37. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  38. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  39. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  40. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  41. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  42. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  43. City of Brass (PC) Review
  44. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  45. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  46. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  47. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  48. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  49. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  50. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  51. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  52. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  53. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  55. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  56. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  57. Darwinia (PC) Review
  58. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  59. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  60. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  61. Death Squared (PC) Review
  62. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  63. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  64. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  65. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  66. Deiland (PC) Review
  67. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  68. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  69. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  70. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  71. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  72. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  73. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  74. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  75. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  76. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  77. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  78. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  79. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  80. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  81. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  82. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  83. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  84. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  85. Evolution: The Video Game (PC) Review
  86. Exorder (PC) Review
  87. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  88. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  89. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  90. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  91. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  92. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  93. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  94. Forts (PC) Review
  95. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  96. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  97. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  98. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  99. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  100. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  101. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  102. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  103. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  104. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  105. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  106. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  107. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  108. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  109. Geneshift (PC) Review
  110. Gensokyo Defenders (PC) Review
  111. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  112. Ghostie (PC) Review
  113. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  114. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  115. Gloom (PC) Review
  116. GMPet (PC) Review
  117. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  118. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  119. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  120. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  121. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  122. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  123. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  124. Graveball (PC) Review
  125. GripShift (PSP) Review
  126. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  127. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  128. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  129. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  130. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  131. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  132. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  133. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  134. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  135. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  136. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  137. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  138. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  139. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  140. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  141. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  142. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  143. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  144. Hyper Jam (PC) Review
  145. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  146. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  147. Infected (PSP) Review
  148. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  149. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  150. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  151. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  152. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  153. JackQuest: The Tale of the Sword (PC) Review
  154. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  155. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  156. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  157. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  158. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  159. Johnny (PC) Review
  160. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  161. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  162. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  163. Killzone (PS2) Review
  164. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  165. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  166. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  167. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  168. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  169. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  170. Livelock (PC) Review
  171. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  172. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  173. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  174. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  175. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  176. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  177. Mark (PC) Review
  178. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  179. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  180. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  181. Max Payne (PC) Review
  182. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  183. Message Quest (PC) Review
  184. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  185. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  186. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  187. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  188. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  189. MidBoss (PC) Review
  190. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  191. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  192. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  193. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  194. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  195. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  196. Morphite (PC) Review
  197. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  198. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  199. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  200. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  201. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  202. Nebulous (PC) Review
  203. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  204. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  205. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  206. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  207. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  208. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  209. Original Journey (PC) Review
  210. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  211. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  212. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  213. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  214. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  215. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  216. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  217. Platypus (PSP) Review
  218. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  219. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  220. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  221. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  222. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  223. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  224. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  225. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  226. Red Jets (PC) Review
  227. Rehtona (PC) Review
  228. Rescue HQ – The Tycoon (PC) Review
  229. Resilience (PC) Review
  230. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  231. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  232. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  233. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  234. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  235. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  236. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  237. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  238. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  239. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  240. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  241. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  242. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  243. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  244. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  245. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  246. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  247. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  248. Slam Land (PC) Review
  249. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  250. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  251. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  252. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  253. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  254. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  255. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  256. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  257. Sol (PC) Review
  258. Solo (PC) Review
  259. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  260. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  261. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  262. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  263. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  264. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  265. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  266. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  267. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  268. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  269. Station, The (PC) Review
  270. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  271. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  272. Sticktra (PC) Review
  273. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  274. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  275. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  276. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  277. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  278. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  279. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  280. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  281. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  282. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  283. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  284. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  285. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  286. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  287. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  288. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  289. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  290. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  291. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  292. ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove (PC) Review
  293. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  294. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  295. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  296. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  297. Tsioque (PC) Review
  298. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  299. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  300. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  301. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  302. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  303. Void War (PC) Review
  304. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  305. War Tech Fighters (PC) Review
  306. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  307. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  308. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  309. Windward (PC) Review
  310. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  311. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  312. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  313. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  314. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  315. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  316. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  317. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  318. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  319. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  320. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  321. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  322. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  323. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  324. ZIQ (PC) Review
  325. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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