Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 1-4 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a one word rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. Armello (PC) Review
  15. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  16. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  18. BAN (PC) Review
  19. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  20. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  21. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  22. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  23. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  24. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  25. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  26. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  27. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  28. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  29. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  30. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  31. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  32. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  33. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  34. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  35. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  36. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  37. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  38. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  39. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  40. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  41. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  42. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  43. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  44. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  45. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  46. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  47. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  48. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  49. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  50. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  51. Darwinia (PC) Review
  52. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  53. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  54. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  55. Death Squared (PC) Review
  56. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  57. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  58. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  59. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  60. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  61. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  62. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  63. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  64. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  65. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  66. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  67. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  68. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  69. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  70. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  71. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  72. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  73. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  74. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  75. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  76. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  77. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  78. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  79. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  80. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  81. Forts (PC) Review
  82. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  83. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  84. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  85. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  86. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  87. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  88. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  89. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  90. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  91. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  92. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  93. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  94. Geneshift (PC) Review
  95. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  96. Ghostie (PC) Review
  97. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  98. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  99. Gloom (PC) Review
  100. GMPet (PC) Review
  101. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  102. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  103. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  104. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  105. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  106. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  107. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  108. GripShift (PSP) Review
  109. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  110. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  111. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  112. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  113. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  114. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  115. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  116. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  117. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  118. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  119. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  120. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  121. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  122. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  123. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  124. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  125. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  126. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  127. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  128. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  129. Infected (PSP) Review
  130. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  131. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  132. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  133. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  134. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  135. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  136. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  137. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  138. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  139. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  140. Johnny (PC) Review
  141. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  142. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  143. Killzone (PS2) Review
  144. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  145. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  146. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  147. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  148. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  149. Livelock (PC) Review
  150. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  151. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  152. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  153. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  154. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  155. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  156. Mark (PC) Review
  157. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  158. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  159. Max Payne (PC) Review
  160. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  161. Message Quest (PC) Review
  162. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  163. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  164. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  165. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  166. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  167. MidBoss (PC) Review
  168. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  169. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  170. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  171. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  172. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  173. Morphite (PC) Review
  174. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  175. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  176. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  177. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  178. Nebulous (PC) Review
  179. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  180. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  181. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  182. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  183. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  184. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  185. Original Journey (PC) Review
  186. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  187. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  188. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  189. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  190. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  191. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  192. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  193. Platypus (PSP) Review
  194. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  195. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  196. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  197. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  198. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  199. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  200. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  201. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  202. Red Jets (PC) Review
  203. Resilience (PC) Review
  204. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  205. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  206. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  207. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  208. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  209. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  210. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  211. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  212. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  213. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  214. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  215. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  216. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  217. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  218. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  219. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  220. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  221. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  222. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  223. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  224. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  225. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  226. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  227. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  228. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  229. Sol (PC) Review
  230. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  231. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  232. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  233. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  234. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  235. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  236. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  237. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  238. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  239. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  240. Station, The (PC) Review
  241. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  242. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  243. Sticktra (PC) Review
  244. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  245. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  246. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  247. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  248. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  249. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  250. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  251. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  252. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  253. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  254. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  255. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  256. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  257. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  258. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  259. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  260. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  261. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  262. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  263. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  264. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  265. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  266. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  267. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  268. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  269. Void War (PC) Review
  270. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  271. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  272. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  273. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  274. Windward (PC) Review
  275. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  276. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  277. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  278. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  279. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  280. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  281. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  282. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  283. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  284. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  285. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  286. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  287. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  288. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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