Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. BAN (PC) Review
  20. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  21. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  22. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  23. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  24. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  26. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  28. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  29. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  30. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  31. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  32. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  33. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  34. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  35. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  36. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  37. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  38. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  39. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  40. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  41. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  42. City of Brass (PC) Review
  43. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  44. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  45. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  46. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  47. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  48. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  49. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  50. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  51. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  52. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  53. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  55. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  56. Darwinia (PC) Review
  57. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  58. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  59. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  60. Death Squared (PC) Review
  61. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  62. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  63. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  64. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  65. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  66. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  67. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  68. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  69. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  70. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  71. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  72. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  73. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  74. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  75. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  76. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  77. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  78. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  79. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  80. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  81. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  82. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  83. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  84. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  85. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  86. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  87. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  88. Forts (PC) Review
  89. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  90. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  91. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  92. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  93. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  94. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  95. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  96. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  97. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  98. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  99. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  100. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  101. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  102. Geneshift (PC) Review
  103. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  104. Ghostie (PC) Review
  105. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  106. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  107. Gloom (PC) Review
  108. GMPet (PC) Review
  109. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  110. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  111. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  112. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  113. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  114. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  115. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  116. Graveball (PC) Review
  117. GripShift (PSP) Review
  118. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  119. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  120. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  121. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  122. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  123. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  124. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  125. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  126. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  127. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  128. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  129. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  130. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  131. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  132. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  133. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  134. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  135. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  136. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  137. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  138. Infected (PSP) Review
  139. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  140. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  141. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  142. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  143. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  144. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  145. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  146. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  147. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  148. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  149. Johnny (PC) Review
  150. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  151. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  152. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  153. Killzone (PS2) Review
  154. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  155. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  156. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  157. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  158. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  159. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  160. Livelock (PC) Review
  161. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  162. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  163. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  164. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  165. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  166. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  167. Mark (PC) Review
  168. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  169. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  170. Max Payne (PC) Review
  171. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  172. Message Quest (PC) Review
  173. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  174. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  175. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  176. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  177. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  178. MidBoss (PC) Review
  179. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  180. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  181. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  182. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  183. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  184. Morphite (PC) Review
  185. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  186. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  187. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  188. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  189. Nebulous (PC) Review
  190. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  191. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  192. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  193. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  194. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  195. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  196. Original Journey (PC) Review
  197. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  198. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  199. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  200. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  201. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  202. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  203. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  204. Platypus (PSP) Review
  205. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  206. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  207. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  208. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  209. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  210. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  211. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  212. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  213. Red Jets (PC) Review
  214. Resilience (PC) Review
  215. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  216. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  217. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  218. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  219. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  220. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  221. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  222. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  223. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  224. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  225. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  226. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  227. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  228. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  229. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  230. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  231. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  232. Slam Land (PC) Review
  233. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  234. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  235. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  236. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  237. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  238. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  239. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  240. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  241. Sol (PC) Review
  242. Solo (PC) Review
  243. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  244. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  245. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  246. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  247. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  248. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  249. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  250. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  251. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  252. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  253. Station, The (PC) Review
  254. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  255. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  256. Sticktra (PC) Review
  257. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  258. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  259. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  260. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  261. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  262. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  263. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  264. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  265. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  266. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  267. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  268. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  269. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  270. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  271. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  272. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  273. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  274. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  275. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  276. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  277. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  278. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  279. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  280. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  281. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  282. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  283. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  284. Void War (PC) Review
  285. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  286. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  287. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  288. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  289. Windward (PC) Review
  290. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  291. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  292. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  293. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  294. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  295. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  296. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  297. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  298. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  299. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  300. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  301. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  302. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  303. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  304. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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