Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. BAN (PC) Review
  20. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  21. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  22. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  23. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  24. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  26. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  28. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  29. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  30. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  31. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  32. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  33. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  34. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  35. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  36. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  37. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  38. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  39. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  40. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  41. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  42. City of Brass (PC) Review
  43. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  44. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  45. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  46. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  47. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  48. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  49. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  50. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  51. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  52. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  53. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  55. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  56. Darwinia (PC) Review
  57. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  58. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  59. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  60. Death Squared (PC) Review
  61. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  62. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  63. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  64. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  65. Deiland (PC) Review
  66. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  67. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  68. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  69. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  70. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  71. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  72. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  73. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  74. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  75. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  76. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  77. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  78. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  79. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  80. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  81. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  82. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  83. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  84. Exorder (PC) Review
  85. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  86. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  87. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  88. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  89. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  90. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  91. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  92. Forts (PC) Review
  93. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  94. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  95. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  96. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  97. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  98. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  99. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  100. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  101. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  102. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  103. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  104. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  105. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  106. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  107. Geneshift (PC) Review
  108. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  109. Ghostie (PC) Review
  110. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  111. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  112. Gloom (PC) Review
  113. GMPet (PC) Review
  114. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  115. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  116. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  117. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  118. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  119. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  120. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  121. Graveball (PC) Review
  122. GripShift (PSP) Review
  123. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  124. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  125. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  126. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  127. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  128. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  129. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  130. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  131. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  132. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  133. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  134. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  135. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  136. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  137. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  138. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  139. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  140. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  141. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  142. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  143. Infected (PSP) Review
  144. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  145. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  146. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  147. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  148. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  149. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  150. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  151. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  152. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  153. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  154. Johnny (PC) Review
  155. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  156. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  157. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  158. Killzone (PS2) Review
  159. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  160. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  161. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  162. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  163. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  164. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  165. Livelock (PC) Review
  166. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  167. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  168. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  169. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  170. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  171. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  172. Mark (PC) Review
  173. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  174. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  175. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  176. Max Payne (PC) Review
  177. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  178. Message Quest (PC) Review
  179. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  180. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  181. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  182. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  183. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  184. MidBoss (PC) Review
  185. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  186. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  187. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  188. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  189. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  190. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  191. Morphite (PC) Review
  192. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  193. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  194. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  195. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  196. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  197. Nebulous (PC) Review
  198. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  199. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  200. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  201. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  202. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  203. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  204. Original Journey (PC) Review
  205. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  206. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  207. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  208. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  209. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  210. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  211. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  212. Platypus (PSP) Review
  213. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  214. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  215. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  216. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  217. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  218. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  219. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  220. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  221. Red Jets (PC) Review
  222. Rehtona (PC) Review
  223. Resilience (PC) Review
  224. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  225. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  226. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  227. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  228. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  229. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  230. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  231. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  232. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  233. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  234. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  235. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  236. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  237. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  238. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  239. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  240. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  241. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  242. Slam Land (PC) Review
  243. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  244. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  245. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  246. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  247. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  248. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  249. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  250. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  251. Sol (PC) Review
  252. Solo (PC) Review
  253. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  254. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  255. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  256. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  257. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  258. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  259. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  260. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  261. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  262. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  263. Station, The (PC) Review
  264. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  265. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  266. Sticktra (PC) Review
  267. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  268. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  269. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  270. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  271. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  272. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  273. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  274. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  275. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  276. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  277. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  278. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  279. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  280. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  281. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  282. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  283. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  284. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  285. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  286. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  287. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  288. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  289. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  290. Tsioque (PC) Review
  291. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  292. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  293. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  294. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  295. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  296. Void War (PC) Review
  297. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  298. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  299. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  300. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  301. Windward (PC) Review
  302. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  303. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  304. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  305. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  306. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  307. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  308. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  309. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  310. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  311. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  312. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  313. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  314. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  315. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  316. ZIQ (PC) Review
  317. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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