Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. BAN (PC) Review
  20. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  21. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  22. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  23. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  24. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  26. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  28. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  29. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  30. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  31. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  32. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  33. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  34. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  35. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  36. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  37. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  38. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  39. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  40. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  41. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  42. City of Brass (PC) Review
  43. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  44. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  45. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  46. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  47. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  48. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  49. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  50. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  51. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  52. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  53. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  54. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  55. Darwinia (PC) Review
  56. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  57. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  58. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  59. Death Squared (PC) Review
  60. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  61. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  62. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  63. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  64. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  65. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  66. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  67. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  68. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  69. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  70. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  71. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  72. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  73. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  74. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  75. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  76. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  77. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  78. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  79. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  80. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  81. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  82. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  83. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  84. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  85. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  86. Forts (PC) Review
  87. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  88. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  89. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  90. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  91. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  92. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  93. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  94. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  95. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  96. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  97. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  98. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  99. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  100. Geneshift (PC) Review
  101. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  102. Ghostie (PC) Review
  103. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  104. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  105. Gloom (PC) Review
  106. GMPet (PC) Review
  107. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  108. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  109. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  110. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  111. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  112. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  113. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  114. GripShift (PSP) Review
  115. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  116. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  117. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  118. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  119. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  120. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  121. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  122. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  123. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  124. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  125. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  126. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  127. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  128. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  129. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  130. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  131. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  132. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  133. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  134. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  135. Infected (PSP) Review
  136. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  137. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  138. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  139. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  140. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  141. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  142. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  143. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  144. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  145. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  146. Johnny (PC) Review
  147. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  148. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  149. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  150. Killzone (PS2) Review
  151. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  152. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  153. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  154. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  155. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  156. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  157. Livelock (PC) Review
  158. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  159. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  160. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  161. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  162. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  163. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  164. Mark (PC) Review
  165. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  166. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  167. Max Payne (PC) Review
  168. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  169. Message Quest (PC) Review
  170. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  171. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  172. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  173. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  174. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  175. MidBoss (PC) Review
  176. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  177. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  178. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  179. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  180. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  181. Morphite (PC) Review
  182. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  183. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  184. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  185. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  186. Nebulous (PC) Review
  187. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  188. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  189. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  190. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  191. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  192. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  193. Original Journey (PC) Review
  194. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  195. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  196. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  197. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  198. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  199. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  200. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  201. Platypus (PSP) Review
  202. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  203. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  204. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  205. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  206. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  207. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  208. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  209. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  210. Red Jets (PC) Review
  211. Resilience (PC) Review
  212. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  213. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  214. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  215. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  216. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  217. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  218. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  219. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  220. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  221. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  222. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  223. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  224. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  225. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  226. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  227. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  228. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  229. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  230. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  231. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  232. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  233. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  234. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  235. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  236. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  237. Sol (PC) Review
  238. Solo (PC) Review
  239. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  240. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  241. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  242. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  243. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  244. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  245. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  246. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  247. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  248. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  249. Station, The (PC) Review
  250. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  251. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  252. Sticktra (PC) Review
  253. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  254. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  255. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  256. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  257. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  258. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  259. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  260. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  261. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  262. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  263. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  264. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  265. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  266. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  267. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  268. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  269. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  270. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  271. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  272. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  273. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  274. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  275. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  276. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  277. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  278. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  279. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  280. Void War (PC) Review
  281. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  282. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  283. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  284. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  285. Windward (PC) Review
  286. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  287. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  288. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  289. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  290. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  291. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  292. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  293. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  294. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  295. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  296. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  297. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  298. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  299. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  300. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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