Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. BAN (PC) Review
  20. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  21. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  22. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  23. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  24. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  26. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  28. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  29. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  30. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  31. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  32. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  33. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  34. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  35. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  36. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  37. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  38. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  39. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  40. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  41. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  42. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  43. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  44. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  45. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  46. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  47. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  48. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  49. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  50. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  51. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  52. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  53. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  54. Darwinia (PC) Review
  55. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  56. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  57. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  58. Death Squared (PC) Review
  59. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  60. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  61. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  62. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  63. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  64. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  65. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  66. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  67. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  68. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  69. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  70. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  71. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  72. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  73. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  74. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  75. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  76. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  77. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  78. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  79. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  80. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  81. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  82. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  83. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  84. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  85. Forts (PC) Review
  86. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  87. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  88. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  89. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  90. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  91. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  92. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  93. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  94. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  95. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  96. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  97. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  98. Geneshift (PC) Review
  99. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  100. Ghostie (PC) Review
  101. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  102. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  103. Gloom (PC) Review
  104. GMPet (PC) Review
  105. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  106. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  107. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  108. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  109. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  110. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  111. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  112. GripShift (PSP) Review
  113. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  114. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  115. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  116. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  117. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  118. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  119. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  120. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  121. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  122. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  123. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  124. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  125. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  126. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  127. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  128. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  129. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  130. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  131. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  132. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  133. Infected (PSP) Review
  134. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  135. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  136. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  137. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  138. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  139. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  140. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  141. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  142. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  143. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  144. Johnny (PC) Review
  145. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  146. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  147. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  148. Killzone (PS2) Review
  149. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  150. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  151. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  152. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  153. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  154. Livelock (PC) Review
  155. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  156. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  157. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  158. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  159. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  160. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  161. Mark (PC) Review
  162. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  163. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  164. Max Payne (PC) Review
  165. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  166. Message Quest (PC) Review
  167. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  168. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  169. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  170. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  171. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  172. MidBoss (PC) Review
  173. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  174. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  175. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  176. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  177. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  178. Morphite (PC) Review
  179. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  180. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  181. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  182. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  183. Nebulous (PC) Review
  184. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  185. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  186. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  187. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  188. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  189. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  190. Original Journey (PC) Review
  191. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  192. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  193. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  194. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  195. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  196. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  197. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  198. Platypus (PSP) Review
  199. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  200. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  201. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  202. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  203. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  204. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  205. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  206. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  207. Red Jets (PC) Review
  208. Resilience (PC) Review
  209. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  210. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  211. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  212. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  213. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  214. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  215. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  216. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  217. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  218. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  219. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  220. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  221. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  222. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  223. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  224. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  225. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  226. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  227. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  228. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  229. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  230. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  231. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  232. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  233. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  234. Sol (PC) Review
  235. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  236. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  237. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  238. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  239. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  240. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  241. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  242. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  243. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  244. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  245. Station, The (PC) Review
  246. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  247. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  248. Sticktra (PC) Review
  249. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  250. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  251. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  252. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  253. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  254. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  255. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  256. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  257. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  258. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  259. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  260. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  261. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  262. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  263. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  264. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  265. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  266. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  267. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  268. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  269. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  270. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  271. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  272. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  273. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  274. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  275. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  276. Void War (PC) Review
  277. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  278. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  279. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  280. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  281. Windward (PC) Review
  282. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  283. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  284. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  285. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  286. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  287. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  288. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  289. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  290. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  291. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  292. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  293. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  294. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  295. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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