Game Review Index

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Game previews can be found here.  They are typically notated as to what type of preview it is, and may have an “Outlook” rating.  Previews are also listed below by title.

Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 1-4 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  9. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  10. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  11. Annihilation (PC) Review
  12. Arena (PC) Review
  13. Armello (PC) Review
  14. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  15. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  16. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  17. BAN (PC) Review
  18. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  19. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  20. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  21. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  22. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  23. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  24. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  25. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  26. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  27. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  28. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  29. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  30. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  31. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  32. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  33. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  34. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  35. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  36. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  37. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  38. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  39. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  40. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  41. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  42. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  43. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  44. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  45. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  46. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  47. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  48. Darwinia (PC) Review
  49. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  50. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  51. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  52. Death Squared (PC) Review
  53. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  54. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  55. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  56. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  57. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  58. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  59. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  60. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  61. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  62. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  63. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  64. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  65. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  66. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  67. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  68. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  69. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  70. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  71. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  72. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  73. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  74. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  75. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  76. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  77. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  78. Forts (PC) Review
  79. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  80. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  81. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  82. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  83. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  84. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  85. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  86. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  87. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  88. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  89. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  90. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  91. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  92. Ghostie (PC) Review
  93. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  94. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  95. Gloom (PC) Review
  96. GMPet (PC) Review
  97. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  98. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  99. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  100. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  101. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  102. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  103. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  104. GripShift (PSP) Review
  105. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  106. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  107. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  108. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  109. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  110. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  111. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  112. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  113. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  114. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  115. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  116. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  117. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  118. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  119. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  120. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  121. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  122. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  123. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  124. Infected (PSP) Review
  125. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  126. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  127. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  128. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  129. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  130. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  131. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  132. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  133. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  134. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  135. Johnny (PC) Review
  136. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  137. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  138. Killzone (PS2) Review
  139. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  140. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  141. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  142. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  143. Livelock (PC) Review
  144. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  145. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  146. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  147. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  148. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  149. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  150. Mark (PC) Review
  151. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  152. Max Payne (PC) Review
  153. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  154. Message Quest (PC) Review
  155. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  156. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  157. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  158. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  159. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  160. MidBoss (PC) Review
  161. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  162. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  163. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  164. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  165. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  166. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  167. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  168. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  169. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  170. Nebulous (PC) Review
  171. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  172. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  173. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  174. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  175. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  176. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  177. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  178. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  179. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  180. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  181. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  182. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  183. Platypus (PSP) Review
  184. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  185. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  186. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  187. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  188. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  189. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  190. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  191. Red Jets (PC) Review
  192. Resilience (PC) Review
  193. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  194. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  195. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  196. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  197. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  198. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  199. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  200. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  201. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  202. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  203. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  204. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  205. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  206. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  207. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  208. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  209. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  210. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  211. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  212. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  213. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  214. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  215. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  216. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  217. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  218. Sol (PC) Review
  219. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  220. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  221. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  222. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  223. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  224. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  225. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  226. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  227. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  228. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  229. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  230. Sticktra (PC) Review
  231. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  232. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  233. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  234. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  235. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  236. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  237. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  238. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  239. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  240. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  241. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  242. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  243. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  244. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  245. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  246. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  247. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  248. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  249. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  250. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  251. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  252. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  253. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  254. Void War (PC) Review
  255. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  256. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  257. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  258. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  259. Windward (PC) Review
  260. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  261. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  262. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  263. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  264. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  265. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  266. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  267. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  268. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  269. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  270. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  271. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  272. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  273. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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