Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. Astroneer (PC) Review
  20. BAN (PC) Review
  21. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  22. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  23. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  24. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  26. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  28. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  29. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  30. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  31. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  32. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  33. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  34. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  35. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  36. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  37. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  38. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  39. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  40. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  41. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  42. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  43. City of Brass (PC) Review
  44. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  45. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  46. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  47. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  48. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  49. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  50. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  51. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  52. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  53. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  55. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  56. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  57. Darwinia (PC) Review
  58. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  59. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  60. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  61. Death Squared (PC) Review
  62. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  63. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  64. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  65. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  66. Deiland (PC) Review
  67. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  68. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  69. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  70. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  71. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  72. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  73. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  74. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  75. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  76. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  77. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  78. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  79. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  80. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  81. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  82. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  83. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  84. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  85. Evolution: The Video Game (PC) Review
  86. Exorder (PC) Review
  87. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  88. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  89. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  90. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  91. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  92. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  93. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  94. Forts (PC) Review
  95. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  96. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  97. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  98. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  99. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  100. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  101. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  102. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  103. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  104. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  105. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  106. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  107. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  108. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  109. Geneshift (PC) Review
  110. Gensokyo Defenders (PC) Review
  111. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  112. Ghostie (PC) Review
  113. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  114. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  115. Gloom (PC) Review
  116. GMPet (PC) Review
  117. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  118. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  119. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  120. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  121. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  122. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  123. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  124. Graveball (PC) Review
  125. GripShift (PSP) Review
  126. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  127. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  128. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  129. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  130. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  131. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  132. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  133. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  134. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  135. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  136. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  137. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  138. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  139. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  140. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  141. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  142. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  143. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  144. Hyper Jam (PC) Review
  145. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  146. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  147. Infected (PSP) Review
  148. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  149. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  150. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  151. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  152. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  153. Interstellar Space: Genesis (PC) Review
  154. JackQuest: The Tale of the Sword (PC) Review
  155. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  156. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  157. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  158. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  159. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  160. Johnny (PC) Review
  161. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  162. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  163. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  164. Killzone (PS2) Review
  165. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  166. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  167. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  168. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  169. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  170. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  171. Livelock (PC) Review
  172. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  173. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  174. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  175. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  176. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  177. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  178. Mark (PC) Review
  179. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  180. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  181. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  182. Max Payne (PC) Review
  183. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  184. Message Quest (PC) Review
  185. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  186. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  187. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  188. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  189. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  190. MidBoss (PC) Review
  191. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  192. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  193. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  194. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  195. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  196. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  197. Morphite (PC) Review
  198. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  199. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  200. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  201. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  202. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  203. Nebulous (PC) Review
  204. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  205. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  206. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  207. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  208. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  209. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  210. Original Journey (PC) Review
  211. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  212. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  213. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  214. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  215. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  216. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  217. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  218. Platypus (PSP) Review
  219. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  220. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  221. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  222. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  223. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  224. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  225. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  226. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  227. Red Jets (PC) Review
  228. Rehtona (PC) Review
  229. Rescue HQ – The Tycoon (PC) Review
  230. Resilience (PC) Review
  231. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  232. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  233. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  234. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  235. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  236. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  237. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  238. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  239. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  240. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  241. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  242. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  243. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  244. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  245. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  246. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  247. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  248. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  249. Slam Land (PC) Review
  250. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  251. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  252. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  253. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  254. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  255. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  256. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  257. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  258. Sol (PC) Review
  259. Solo (PC) Review
  260. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  261. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  262. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  263. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  264. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  265. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  266. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  267. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  268. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  269. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  270. Station, The (PC) Review
  271. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  272. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  273. Sticktra (PC) Review
  274. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  275. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  276. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  277. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  278. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  279. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  280. Super Cane Magic ZERO (PC) Review
  281. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  282. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  283. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  284. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  285. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  286. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  287. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  288. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  289. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  290. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  291. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  292. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  293. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  294. ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove (PC) Review
  295. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  296. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  297. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  298. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  299. Tsioque (PC) Review
  300. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  301. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  302. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  303. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  304. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  305. Void War (PC) Review
  306. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  307. War Tech Fighters (PC) Review
  308. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  309. Whipseey and the Lost Atlas (PC) Review
  310. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  311. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  312. Windward (PC) Review
  313. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  314. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  315. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  316. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  317. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  318. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  319. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  320. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  321. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  322. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  323. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  324. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  325. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  326. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  327. ZIQ (PC) Review
  328. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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