Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. Astroneer (PC) Review
  20. BAN (PC) Review
  21. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  22. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  23. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  24. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  26. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  28. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  29. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  30. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  31. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  32. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  33. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  34. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  35. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  36. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  37. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  38. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  39. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  40. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  41. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  42. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  43. City of Brass (PC) Review
  44. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  45. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  46. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  47. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  48. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  49. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  50. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  51. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  52. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  53. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  55. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  56. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  57. Darwinia (PC) Review
  58. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  59. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  60. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  61. Death Squared (PC) Review
  62. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  63. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  64. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  65. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  66. Deiland (PC) Review
  67. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  68. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  69. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  70. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  71. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  72. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  73. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  74. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  75. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  76. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  77. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  78. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  79. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  80. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  81. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  82. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  83. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  84. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  85. Evolution: The Video Game (PC) Review
  86. Exorder (PC) Review
  87. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  88. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  89. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  90. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  91. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  92. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  93. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  94. Forts (PC) Review
  95. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  96. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  97. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  98. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  99. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  100. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  101. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  102. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  103. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  104. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  105. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  106. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  107. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  108. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  109. Geneshift (PC) Review
  110. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  111. Ghostie (PC) Review
  112. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  113. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  114. Gloom (PC) Review
  115. GMPet (PC) Review
  116. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  117. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  118. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  119. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  120. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  121. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  122. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  123. Graveball (PC) Review
  124. GripShift (PSP) Review
  125. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  126. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  127. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  128. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  129. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  130. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  131. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  132. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  133. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  134. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  135. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  136. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  137. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  138. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  139. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  140. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  141. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  142. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  143. Hyper Jam (PC) Review
  144. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  145. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  146. Infected (PSP) Review
  147. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  148. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  149. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  150. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  151. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  152. JackQuest: The Tale of the Sword (PC) Review
  153. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  154. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  155. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  156. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  157. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  158. Johnny (PC) Review
  159. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  160. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  161. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  162. Killzone (PS2) Review
  163. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  164. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  165. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  166. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  167. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  168. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  169. Livelock (PC) Review
  170. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  171. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  172. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  173. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  174. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  175. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  176. Mark (PC) Review
  177. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  178. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  179. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  180. Max Payne (PC) Review
  181. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  182. Message Quest (PC) Review
  183. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  184. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  185. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  186. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  187. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  188. MidBoss (PC) Review
  189. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  190. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  191. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  192. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  193. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  194. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  195. Morphite (PC) Review
  196. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  197. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  198. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  199. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  200. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  201. Nebulous (PC) Review
  202. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  203. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  204. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  205. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  206. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  207. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  208. Original Journey (PC) Review
  209. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  210. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  211. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  212. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  213. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  214. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  215. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  216. Platypus (PSP) Review
  217. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  218. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  219. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  220. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  221. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  222. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  223. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  224. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  225. Red Jets (PC) Review
  226. Rehtona (PC) Review
  227. Resilience (PC) Review
  228. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  229. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  230. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  231. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  232. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  233. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  234. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  235. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  236. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  237. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  238. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  239. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  240. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  241. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  242. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  243. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  244. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  245. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  246. Slam Land (PC) Review
  247. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  248. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  249. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  250. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  251. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  252. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  253. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  254. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  255. Sol (PC) Review
  256. Solo (PC) Review
  257. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  258. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  259. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  260. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  261. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  262. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  263. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  264. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  265. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  266. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  267. Station, The (PC) Review
  268. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  269. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  270. Sticktra (PC) Review
  271. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  272. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  273. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  274. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  275. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  276. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  277. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  278. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  279. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  280. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  281. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  282. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  283. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  284. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  285. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  286. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  287. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  288. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  289. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  290. ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove (PC) Review
  291. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  292. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  293. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  294. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  295. Tsioque (PC) Review
  296. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  297. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  298. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  299. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  300. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  301. Void War (PC) Review
  302. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  303. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  304. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  305. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  306. Windward (PC) Review
  307. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  308. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  309. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  310. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  311. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  312. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  313. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  314. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  315. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  316. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  317. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  318. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  319. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  320. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  321. ZIQ (PC) Review
  322. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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