Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 1-4 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a one word rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  9. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  10. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  11. Annihilation (PC) Review
  12. Arena (PC) Review
  13. Armello (PC) Review
  14. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  15. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  16. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  17. BAN (PC) Review
  18. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  19. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  20. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  21. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  22. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  23. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  24. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  25. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  26. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  27. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  28. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  29. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  30. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  31. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  32. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  33. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  34. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  35. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  36. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  37. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  38. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  39. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  40. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  41. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  42. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  43. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  44. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  45. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  46. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  47. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  48. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  49. Darwinia (PC) Review
  50. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  51. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  52. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  53. Death Squared (PC) Review
  54. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  55. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  56. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  57. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  58. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  59. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  60. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  61. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  62. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  63. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  64. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  65. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  66. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  67. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  68. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  69. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  70. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  71. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  72. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  73. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  74. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  75. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  76. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  77. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  78. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  79. Forts (PC) Review
  80. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  81. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  82. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  83. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  84. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  85. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  86. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  87. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  88. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  89. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  90. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  91. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  92. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  93. Ghostie (PC) Review
  94. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  95. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  96. Gloom (PC) Review
  97. GMPet (PC) Review
  98. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  99. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  100. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  101. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  102. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  103. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  104. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  105. GripShift (PSP) Review
  106. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  107. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  108. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  109. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  110. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  111. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  112. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  113. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  114. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  115. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  116. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  117. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  118. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  119. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  120. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  121. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  122. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  123. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  124. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  125. Infected (PSP) Review
  126. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  127. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  128. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  129. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  130. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  131. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  132. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  133. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  134. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  135. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  136. Johnny (PC) Review
  137. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  138. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  139. Killzone (PS2) Review
  140. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  141. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  142. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  143. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  144. Livelock (PC) Review
  145. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  146. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  147. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  148. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  149. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  150. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  151. Mark (PC) Review
  152. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  153. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  154. Max Payne (PC) Review
  155. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  156. Message Quest (PC) Review
  157. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  158. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  159. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  160. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  161. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  162. MidBoss (PC) Review
  163. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  164. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  165. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  166. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  167. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  168. Morphite (PC) Review
  169. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  170. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  171. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  172. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  173. Nebulous (PC) Review
  174. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  175. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  176. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  177. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  178. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  179. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  180. Original Journey (PC) Review
  181. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  182. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  183. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  184. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  185. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  186. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  187. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  188. Platypus (PSP) Review
  189. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  190. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  191. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  192. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  193. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  194. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  195. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  196. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  197. Red Jets (PC) Review
  198. Resilience (PC) Review
  199. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  200. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  201. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  202. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  203. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  204. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  205. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  206. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  207. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  208. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  209. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  210. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  211. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  212. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  213. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  214. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  215. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  216. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  217. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  218. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  219. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  220. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  221. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  222. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  223. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  224. Sol (PC) Review
  225. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  226. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  227. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  228. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  229. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  230. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  231. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  232. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  233. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  234. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  235. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  236. Sticktra (PC) Review
  237. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  238. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  239. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  240. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  241. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  242. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  243. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  244. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  245. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  246. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  247. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  248. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  249. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  250. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  251. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  252. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  253. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  254. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  255. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  256. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  257. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  258. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  259. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  260. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  261. Void War (PC) Review
  262. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  263. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  264. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  265. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  266. Windward (PC) Review
  267. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  268. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  269. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  270. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  271. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  272. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  273. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  274. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  275. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  276. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  277. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  278. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  279. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  280. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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