Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. BAN (PC) Review
  20. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  21. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  22. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  23. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  24. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  26. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  28. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  29. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  30. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  31. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  32. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  33. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  34. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  35. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  36. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  37. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  38. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  39. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  40. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  41. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  42. City of Brass (PC) Review
  43. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  44. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  45. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  46. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  47. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  48. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  49. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  50. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  51. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  52. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  53. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  55. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  56. Darwinia (PC) Review
  57. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  58. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  59. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  60. Death Squared (PC) Review
  61. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  62. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  63. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  64. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  65. Deiland (PC) Review
  66. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  67. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  68. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  69. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  70. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  71. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  72. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  73. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  74. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  75. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  76. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  77. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  78. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  79. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  80. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  81. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  82. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  83. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  84. Evolution: The Video Game (PC) Review
  85. Exorder (PC) Review
  86. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  87. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  88. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  89. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  90. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  91. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  92. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  93. Forts (PC) Review
  94. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  95. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  96. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  97. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  98. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  99. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  100. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  101. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  102. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  103. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  104. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  105. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  106. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  107. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  108. Geneshift (PC) Review
  109. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  110. Ghostie (PC) Review
  111. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  112. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  113. Gloom (PC) Review
  114. GMPet (PC) Review
  115. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  116. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  117. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  118. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  119. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  120. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  121. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  122. Graveball (PC) Review
  123. GripShift (PSP) Review
  124. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  125. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  126. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  127. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  128. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  129. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  130. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  131. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  132. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  133. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  134. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  135. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  136. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  137. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  138. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  139. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  140. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  141. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  142. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  143. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  144. Infected (PSP) Review
  145. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  146. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  147. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  148. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  149. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  150. JackQuest: The Tale of the Sword (PC) Review
  151. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  152. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  153. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  154. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  155. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  156. Johnny (PC) Review
  157. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  158. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  159. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  160. Killzone (PS2) Review
  161. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  162. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  163. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  164. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  165. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  166. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  167. Livelock (PC) Review
  168. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  169. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  170. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  171. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  172. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  173. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  174. Mark (PC) Review
  175. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  176. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  177. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  178. Max Payne (PC) Review
  179. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  180. Message Quest (PC) Review
  181. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  182. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  183. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  184. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  185. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  186. MidBoss (PC) Review
  187. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  188. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  189. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  190. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  191. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  192. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  193. Morphite (PC) Review
  194. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  195. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  196. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  197. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  198. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  199. Nebulous (PC) Review
  200. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  201. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  202. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  203. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  204. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  205. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  206. Original Journey (PC) Review
  207. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  208. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  209. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  210. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  211. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  212. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  213. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  214. Platypus (PSP) Review
  215. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  216. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  217. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  218. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  219. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  220. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  221. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  222. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  223. Red Jets (PC) Review
  224. Rehtona (PC) Review
  225. Resilience (PC) Review
  226. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  227. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  228. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  229. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  230. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  231. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  232. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  233. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  234. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  235. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  236. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  237. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  238. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  239. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  240. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  241. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  242. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  243. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  244. Slam Land (PC) Review
  245. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  246. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  247. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  248. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  249. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  250. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  251. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  252. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  253. Sol (PC) Review
  254. Solo (PC) Review
  255. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  256. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  257. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  258. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  259. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  260. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  261. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  262. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  263. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  264. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  265. Station, The (PC) Review
  266. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  267. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  268. Sticktra (PC) Review
  269. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  270. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  271. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  272. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  273. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  274. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  275. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  276. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  277. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  278. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  279. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  280. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  281. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  282. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  283. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  284. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  285. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  286. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  287. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  288. ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove (PC) Review
  289. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  290. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  291. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  292. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  293. Tsioque (PC) Review
  294. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  295. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  296. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  297. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  298. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  299. Void War (PC) Review
  300. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  301. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  302. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  303. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  304. Windward (PC) Review
  305. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  306. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  307. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  308. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  309. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  310. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  311. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  312. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  313. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  314. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  315. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  316. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  317. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  318. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  319. ZIQ (PC) Review
  320. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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