Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  9. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  10. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  11. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  12. Annihilation (PC) Review
  13. Arena (PC) Review
  14. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  15. Armello (PC) Review
  16. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  17. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  19. BAN (PC) Review
  20. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  21. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  22. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  23. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  24. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  25. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  26. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  27. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  28. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  29. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  30. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  31. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  32. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  33. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  34. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  35. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  36. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  37. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  38. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  39. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  40. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  41. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  42. City of Brass (PC) Review
  43. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  44. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  45. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  46. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  47. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  48. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  49. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  50. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  51. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  52. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  53. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  54. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  55. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  56. Darwinia (PC) Review
  57. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  58. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  59. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  60. Death Squared (PC) Review
  61. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  62. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  63. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  64. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  65. Deiland (PC) Review
  66. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  67. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  68. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  69. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  70. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  71. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  72. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  73. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  74. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  75. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  76. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  77. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  78. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  79. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  80. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  81. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  82. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  83. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  84. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  85. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  86. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  87. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  88. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  89. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  90. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  91. Forts (PC) Review
  92. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  93. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  94. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  95. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  96. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  97. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  98. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  99. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  100. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  101. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  102. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  103. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  104. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  105. Geneshift (PC) Review
  106. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  107. Ghostie (PC) Review
  108. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  109. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  110. Gloom (PC) Review
  111. GMPet (PC) Review
  112. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  113. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  114. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  115. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  116. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  117. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  118. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  119. Graveball (PC) Review
  120. GripShift (PSP) Review
  121. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  122. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  123. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  124. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  125. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  126. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  127. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  128. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  129. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  130. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  131. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  132. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  133. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  134. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  135. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  136. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  137. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  138. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  139. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  140. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  141. Infected (PSP) Review
  142. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  143. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  144. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  145. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  146. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  147. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  148. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  149. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  150. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  151. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  152. Johnny (PC) Review
  153. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  154. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  155. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  156. Killzone (PS2) Review
  157. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  158. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  159. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  160. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  161. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  162. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  163. Livelock (PC) Review
  164. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  165. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  166. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  167. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  168. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  169. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  170. Mark (PC) Review
  171. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  172. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  173. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  174. Max Payne (PC) Review
  175. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  176. Message Quest (PC) Review
  177. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  178. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  179. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  180. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  181. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  182. MidBoss (PC) Review
  183. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  184. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  185. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  186. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  187. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  188. Morphite (PC) Review
  189. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  190. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  191. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  192. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  193. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  194. Nebulous (PC) Review
  195. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  196. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  197. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  198. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  199. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  200. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  201. Original Journey (PC) Review
  202. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  203. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  204. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  205. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  206. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  207. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  208. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  209. Platypus (PSP) Review
  210. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  211. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  212. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  213. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  214. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  215. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  216. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  217. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  218. Red Jets (PC) Review
  219. Resilience (PC) Review
  220. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  221. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  222. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  223. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  224. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  225. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  226. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  227. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  228. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  229. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  230. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  231. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  232. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  233. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  234. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  235. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  236. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  237. Slam Land (PC) Review
  238. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  239. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  240. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  241. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  242. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  243. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  244. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  245. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  246. Sol (PC) Review
  247. Solo (PC) Review
  248. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  249. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  250. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  251. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  252. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  253. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  254. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  255. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  256. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  257. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  258. Station, The (PC) Review
  259. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  260. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  261. Sticktra (PC) Review
  262. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  263. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  264. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  265. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  266. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  267. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  268. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  269. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  270. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  271. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  272. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  273. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  274. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  275. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  276. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  277. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  278. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  279. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  280. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  281. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  282. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  283. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  284. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  285. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  286. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  287. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  288. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  289. Void War (PC) Review
  290. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  291. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  292. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  293. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  294. Windward (PC) Review
  295. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  296. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  297. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  298. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  299. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  300. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  301. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  302. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  303. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  304. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  305. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  306. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  307. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  308. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  309. ZIQ (PC) Review
  310. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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