Game Review Index

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Game previews can be found here.  They are typically notated as to what type of preview it is, and may have an “Outlook” rating.  Previews are also listed below by title.

Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – A Lesser Form of Great; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 1-4 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – Worst

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  7. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  8. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  9. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  10. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  11. Annihilation (PC) Review
  12. Arena (PC) Review
  13. Armello (PC) Review
  14. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  15. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  16. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  17. BAN (PC) Review
  18. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  19. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  20. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  21. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  22. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  23. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  24. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  25. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  26. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  27. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  28. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  29. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  30. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  31. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  32. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  33. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  34. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  35. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  36. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  37. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  38. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  39. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  40. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  41. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  42. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  43. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  44. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  45. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  46. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  47. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  48. Darwinia (PC) Review
  49. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  50. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  51. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  52. Death Squared (PC) Review
  53. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  54. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  55. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  56. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  57. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  58. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  59. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  60. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  61. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  62. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  63. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  64. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  65. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  66. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  67. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  68. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  69. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  70. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  71. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  72. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  73. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  74. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  75. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  76. Forts (PC) Review
  77. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  78. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  79. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  80. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  81. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  82. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  83. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  84. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  85. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  86. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  87. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  88. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  89. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  90. Ghostie (PC) Review
  91. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  92. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  93. Gloom (PC) Review
  94. GMPet (PC) Review
  95. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  96. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  97. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  98. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  99. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  100. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  101. GripShift (PSP) Review
  102. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  103. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  104. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  105. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  106. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  107. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  108. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  109. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  110. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  111. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  112. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  113. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  114. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  115. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  116. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  117. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  118. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  119. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  120. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  121. Infected (PSP) Review
  122. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  123. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  124. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  125. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  126. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  127. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  128. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  129. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  130. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  131. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  132. Johnny (PC) Review
  133. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  134. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  135. Killzone (PS2) Review
  136. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  137. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  138. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  139. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  140. Livelock (PC) Review
  141. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  142. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  143. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  144. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  145. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  146. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  147. Mark (PC) Review
  148. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  149. Max Payne (PC) Review
  150. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  151. Message Quest (PC) Review
  152. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  153. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  154. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  155. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  156. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  157. MidBoss (PC) Review
  158. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  159. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  160. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  161. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  162. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  163. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  164. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  165. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  166. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  167. Nebulous (PC) Review
  168. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  169. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  170. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  171. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  172. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  173. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  174. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  175. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  176. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  177. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  178. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  179. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  180. Platypus (PSP) Review
  181. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  182. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  183. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  184. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  185. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  186. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  187. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  188. Red Jets (PC) Review
  189. Resilience (PC) Review
  190. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  191. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  192. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  193. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  194. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  195. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  196. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  197. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  198. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  199. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  200. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  201. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  202. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  203. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  204. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  205. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  206. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  207. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  208. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  209. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  210. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  211. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  212. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  213. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  214. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  215. Sol (PC) Review
  216. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  217. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  218. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  219. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  220. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  221. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  222. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  223. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  224. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  225. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  226. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  227. Sticktra (PC) Review
  228. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  229. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  230. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  231. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  232. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  233. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  234. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  235. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  236. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  237. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  238. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  239. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  240. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  241. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  242. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  243. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  244. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  245. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  246. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  247. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  248. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  249. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  250. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  251. Void War (PC) Review
  252. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  253. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  254. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  255. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  256. Windward (PC) Review
  257. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  258. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  259. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  260. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  261. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  262. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  263. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  264. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  265. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  266. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  267. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  268. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  269. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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