Game Review Index

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Review Policy: Games are reviewed on a 10 point scale, with 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. 

10 – Essentially Perfect; 9 – Great; 8 – 2.5 Points Better Than Trash; 7 – “Average”;
6 – Woof; 5 – Playable; 4-1 – Varying Degrees of Shit; 0 – I Hate My Life

Find reviews posted sorted by date here.

However, since this is first and foremost a humor site, not all reviews are serious or adhere to rules.

Preview Policy: An “Outlook” rating is attached, which is a rating depending on the feeling of the direction of the title.  There are no set rules/descriptors for this rating, and they can be numbered scores as well.

A preview is typically notated as to what type of preview it is. All previews will have a hands-on experience attached; there are exceptions however, especially when it comes to older previews which may just be a summary of information.  Depending on the type of Preview, it may be as in depth as a normal Review, due to Early Access status or the like.

Find previews sorted by date here.


Below is an alphabetical list of all Reviews and Previews

  1. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Preview
  2. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2) Review
  3. .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2) Review
  4. .hack//Infection (PS2) Review
  5. .hack//Mutation (PS2) Review
  6. 3rd Eye (PC) Review
  7. 5 Finger Fillet (Web) Review
  8. 8DAYS (PC) Review
  9. A Robot Named Fight! (PC) Review
  10. Absolute Blue (PC) Review
  11. Abyss Odyssey: Extended Dream Edition (PS4) Review
  12. Adam Wolfe (PC) Review
  13. Annihilation (PC) Review
  14. Arena (PC) Review
  15. ARK Park (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  16. Armello (PC) Review
  17. Aspects TD (iOS) Review
  18. Assault Android Cactus (PC) Review
  19. Assault Android Cactus (PS4) Re-Review
  20. Astroneer (PC) Review
  21. BAN (PC) Review
  22. Baron: Fur Is Gonna Fly (PC) Review
  23. Battle Bees (PC) Review
  24. Battlecursed (PC) Early Access Preview
  25. Battlefield 1942 (PC) Review
  26. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat (PC) Hands-On Preview
  27. Battleground Europe: World War II Online (PC) Hands-On Preview
  28. Bear With Me (PC) Review
  29. Bear With Me: Episode 2 (PC) Review
  30. Bear With Me: Episode 3 (PC) Review
  31. Bell Fruit Casino App (iOS) Review
  32. Bet On Soldier: Blood Sport (PC) Hands-On Preview
  33. BlackJack Live Casino (iOS) Review
  34. Blasters of the Universe (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  35. Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) Review
  36. Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion (PC) Review
  37. Bombslinger (PC) Review
  38. Bully (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Pre-release Review
  39. Burnout Legends (PSP) Review
  40. Candy Crush Saga (iOS): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  41. Chao Virtual Pet System (PC) Review
  42. Chariot Wars (PC) Review
  43. Chip Buffington (PC) Review
  44. Christmas Crunch (PC) Review
  45. City of Brass (PC) Review
  46. City of the Shroud (PC) Review
  47. Civilization III Complete (PC) Review
  48. Cliff Gunner (PC) Review
  49. Clintario Part One: The Creations of Doctor Gobbo (PC) Review
  50. Close Combat: First to Fight (PC) Review
  51. Collapse Deluxe (PC) Review
  52. Contra: Legacy of War (PS) Review
  53. Cops & Robbers Safecracker (iOS) Review
  54. Crazy Rings (iOS) Review
  55. Cyclop Force (PC) Review
  56. Dark Caves (PC) Review
  57. Dark Caves II: Lost in Egypt (PC) Review
  58. Dark Cloud 2 (PS2) Review
  59. Darwinia (PC) Review
  60. Daydreamer: Awakened Edition (PS4) Review
  61. Deadhunt (PC) Review
  62. Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PC) Review
  63. Death Squared (PC) Review
  64. Decay Haven (PC) Review
  65. Deer God, The (PSVita) Review
  66. Defcon (PC) Hands-On Preview
  67. Defect: Spaceship Destruction Kit (PC) Review
  68. Deiland (PC) Review
  69. Destination Primus Vita – Episode 1: Austin
  70. Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review
  71. Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening Special Edition (PS2) Review
  72. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2) Review
  73. Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game (PC) Review
  74. Dope Game, The (PC) Review
  75. Downtown in Crazy Town (PC) Review
  76. Dragon Age: Origins (PC) E3 2008 Preview
  77. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (PS2) Demo Preview
  78. Dream Alone (PC) Review
  79. Duck Hunter, The (PC) Review
  80. Dungeon League (PC) Early Access Preview
  81. Dungeon Overlord (Web) Review
  82. Dynasty Warriors: Vol. 2 (PSP) Review
  83. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The (PS3) Review
  84. Elfish Wars (PC) Review
  85. Eureka Seven Vol. 1: The New Wave (PS2) Review
  86. Every Extend Extra (PSP) Review
  87. Evolution: The Video Game (PC) Review
  88. Exorder (PC) Review
  89. Fallout 3 (Xbox 360) E3 2008 Preview
  90. Field Commander (PSP) Review
  91. Firewerks Maker (PC) Review
  92. First Strike: Final Hour (PC) Review
  93. Forbidden Arts, The (PC) Early Access Preview
  94. Fort Defender (PC) Review
  95. Fort Meow (PC) Review
  96. Forts (PC) Review
  97. Fox N Forests (PC) Review
  98. Fran Bow (PC) Demo Preview
  99. FRANTIX (PSP) Review
  100. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Preview
  101. Front Mission 4 (PS2) Review
  102. Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  103. Fun Tournament (PC) Review
  104. FW Pac-Man (PC) Review
  105. FZ9: Timeshift (iOS) Review
  106. Game Maker Poker (PC) Review
  107. GameTwist Casino (iOS) Review
  108. GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
  109. Gaminator (iOS) Review
  110. Gardens Between, The (PC) Review
  111. Geneshift (PC) Review
  112. Gensokyo Defenders (PC) Review
  113. George: Scared of the Dark (iOS) Review
  114. Ghostie (PC) Review
  115. Ghostie 2 (PC) Review
  116. Giraffe and Annika (PC) Review
  117. Gitaroo Man Lives! (PSP) Review
  118. Gloom (PC) Review
  119. GMPet (PC) Review
  120. Graceful Explosion Machine (PC) Review
  121. Grand Theft Auto Advance (GBA) Preview
  122. Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) Review
  123. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Preview
  124. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (PSP) Review
  125. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Preview
  126. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) Review
  127. Graveball (PC) Review
  128. GripShift (PSP) Review
  129. GTA: San Andreas (PS2): A Soccer Mom’s Review
  130. Guitar Hero (PS2) Review
  131. Guitar Hero II (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  132. Gunman Chronicles (PC) Review
  133. Gunpey (PSP) Review
  134. Halo: Combat Evolved (PC) Review
  135. Hand of Fate (PC) Review
  136. Hand of Fate 2 (PC) Review
  137. Happy Fruits – Pub Slot (iOS) Review
  138. Heart&Slash (PC) Review
  139. Hearts of Iron II (PC) Review
  140. Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) Review
  141. Hellgate: London (PC) E3 2005 Preview
  142. Hobbit, The (PC) Review
  143. Horse and Musket 2: Prussia’s Glory (PC) Review
  144. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) Review
  145. Hunt for Red Panda, The (Android) Review
  146. Huntsman: Winter’s Curse (PS4) Review
  147. Hyper Jam (PC) Review
  148. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Demo Preview
  149. Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The (PS2) Review
  150. Infected (PSP) Review
  151. Infestation World (PC) Early Beta Preview
  152. Infiltrator Deathmatch, The (PC) Review
  153. Infini (PC) Review
  154. Infinity Blade (iOS) Review
  155. Infinity Wars: Reborn (PC) Review
  156. Infinium Strike (PC) Review
  157. Interstellar Space: Genesis (PC) Review
  158. JackQuest: The Tale of the Sword (PC) Review
  159. Jamestown+ (PC) Review
  160. Jeanne D’Arc (PSP) Review
  161. Jetpack Joe (PC) Review
  162. Jetpack Joyride (iOS) Review
  163. Jets’n’Guns (PC) Review
  164. Jetz Rampage (PC) Review
  165. Johnny (PC) Review
  166. Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas (PSVita) Review
  167. Keeplanet (PC) Review
  168. Kill the Dummies (PC) Review
  169. Killer Queen Black (PC) Review
  170. Killzone (PS2) Review
  171. Kim Possible: What’s The Switch (PS2) Review
  172. Last Encounter (PC) Review
  173. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The (SNES) Review
  174. LEGO Island (PC) Review
  175. Legrand Legacy: Tale of the Fatebounds (PC) Review
  176. Link’s Haunted House (PC) Review
  177. Livelock (PC) Review
  178. Long Live the Queen (PC) Review
  179. Loot Rascals (PC) Review
  180. Lost Dimension (PS3) Review
  181. Lumines II (PSP) Review
  182. Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (PS) Review
  183. Marine Park Empire (PC) Review
  184. Mark (PC) Review
  185. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (PSP) Review
  186. Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC) Review
  187. Master of the Six Magics (PC) Review
  188. Max Payne (PC) Review
  189. Me a Monkey (PC) Review
  190. Message Quest (PC) Review
  191. Metal Gear Acid (PSP) Review
  192. Metal Gear Acid 2 (PSP) Review
  193. Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel (PSP) Review
  194. Metal Saga (PS2) Review
  195. Micro Machines V4 (PC) Review
  196. MidBoss (PC) Review
  197. Midnight Sanctuary, The (PC) Review
  198. Mighty Crew: Millennium Legend (Android) Review
  199. Mighty Monster Mayhem (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  200. Missile Wave 2 (PC) Review
  201. Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  202. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam (PS2) Review
  203. Morphite (PC) Review
  204. Motorstorm (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  205. MotorStorm (PS3) Review
  206. Mount & Blade: War Band (PC) Review
  207. My Brother Rabbit (PC) Review
  208. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2) Review
  209. Nebulous (PC) Review
  210. Ness’ Christmas Journey (PC) Review
  211. Neverwinter (PS4) Review
  212. Nom Nom Apocalypse (PC) Review
  213. Odin Sphere (PS2) Review
  214. Orange Moon (PC) Review
  215. Ore No Ryori (PC) Review
  216. Ore No Ryori (PC) Second Opinion Review
  217. Original Journey (PC) Review
  218. Osamuraisann (PC) Review
  219. Overlord: Raising Hell (PS3) Review
  220. Pawn Stars (Web) Review
  221. Persona 3 (PS2) Review
  222. Phoning Home (PC) Review
  223. PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate (PC) Review
  224. PixelJunk: Nom Nom Galaxy (PC) Review
  225. Platypus (PSP) Review
  226. Pocket Planes (iOS) Review
  227. Poker Live Omaha & Texas (iOS) Review
  228. Puzzle and Dragons (Android) Review
  229. Puzzle Craft (iOS) Review
  230. Pylon: Rogue (PC) Review
  231. Radial Pong (PC) Review
  232. Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (PS2) Preview
  233. Red Faction II (PC) Review
  234. Red Jets (PC) Review
  235. Rehtona (PC) Review
  236. Rescue HQ – The Tycoon (PC) Review
  237. Resilience (PC) Review
  238. Resistance 2 (PS3) E3 2008 Preview
  239. Riverbond (PC) Review
  240. Rocking Pilot (PC) Review
  241. Rogue Continuum (PC) Early Access Preview
  242. Roulette Live Casino (iOS) Review
  243. Rush for Berlin (PC) Review
  244. Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) Review
  245. Save the Bug (PC) Review
  246. Schuyler Hunt (PC) Review
  247. Serious Sam II (PC) Review
  248. Sexiest Hand II, The (PC) Review
  249. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner (PS2) Review
  250. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 (PS2) Review
  251. Siegecraft Commander (PC) Review
  252. Silent Hill Experience, The (PSP) Review
  253. Sims Online, The (PC) Review
  254. SingStar (PS2) E3 2006 Preview
  255. Singstar Pop Vol. 2 (PS2) Review
  256. Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption (PC) Review
  257. Slam Land (PC) Review
  258. Slick Spike (PC) Review
  259. Slotpark (iOS) Review
  260. Slots – Pharaoh’s Fire (iOS) Review
  261. Slots – Pharaoh’s Way (iOS) Review
  262. Sly 2: Band of Thieves (PS2) Review
  263. Sly Cooper And The Thievius Raccoonus (PS2) Review
  264. Snack Invasion (PC/Web) Review
  265. Snarf Game, The (PC) Review
  266. Sol (PC) Review
  267. Solo (PC) Review
  268. Space Attacks (PC) Review
  269. Space Attacks II (PC) Review
  270. Space Wars: Interstellar Empires (PC) Early Access Preview
  271. Spectrobes (DS) Preview
  272. Speed Cookie (PC) Review
  273. Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
  274. Spoon Page (PC) Review
  275. Star and the Crescent, The (PC) Review
  276. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (PS2) Review
  277. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC) Review
  278. Station, The (PC) Review
  279. Steambot Chronicles (PS2) Review
  280. Stella Deus: Gate of Eternity (PS2) Review
  281. Sticktra (PC) Review
  282. Sticktra 2 (PC) Review
  283. Storm Boy (PC) Review
  284. Strain Tactics (PC) Review
  285. Stranded in Space (PC) Review
  286. Stronghold 2 (PC) Review
  287. Suikoden Tactics (PS2) Review
  288. Super Cane Magic ZERO (PC) Review
  289. Super Carrot (PC) Review
  290. Super Daryl Deluxe (PC) Review
  291. Super Dragonball Z (PS2) Review
  292. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Early Access Preview
  293. Super Mutant Alien Assault (PC) Review
  294. Supernova: Galactic Wars (PC) Review
  295. Swordsman Online (PC) Review
  296. Symphony of the Machine (PC/HTC Vive) Review
  297. Table Top Soccer (PC) Review
  298. Tahira: Echoes of the Astral Empire (PC) Review
  299. Take Command 2nd Manassas (PC) Review
  300. Tangledeep (PC) Early Access Preview
  301. Tiny Metal (PC) Review
  302. Tiny Tower (iOS) Review
  303. ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove (PC) Review
  304. Tom vs. The Armies of Hell (PC) Review
  305. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (PS2) Review
  306. Trailmakers (PC) Early Access Preview
  307. True Crime: New York City (PS2) Review
  308. Tsioque (PC) Review
  309. Ultimate Ghosts’n Goblins (PSP) Review
  310. Undermine (PC) Review
  311. Unlimited SaGa (PS2) Review
  312. Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP) Review
  313. Urisoft Monopoly (PC) Review
  314. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP) Review
  315. Void War (PC) Review
  316. War Against U.S. Terror, The (PC) Review
  317. War Tech Fighters (PC) Review
  318. Warhawk (PS3) E3 2006 Preview
  319. Whipseey and the Lost Atlas (PC) Review
  320. Wii Music (Wii) E3 2008 Preview
  321. Wild Arms (PS) Review
  322. Windward (PC) Review
  323. winSPMBT (PC) Review
  324. Wipeout Pure (PSP) Review
  325. Words with Friends (iOS) Review
  326. WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP) Review
  327. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 (PS3) Review
  328. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 (Xbox 360) Event Preview
  329. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 (Xbox 360) Event Preview/Review Event
  330. X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (PSP) Review
  331. X-Morph: Defense (PC) Review
  332. Xenosaga Episode I (PS2) Review
  333. Yggdra Union: We’ll Never Fight Alone (PSP) Review
  334. Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PC) Review
  335. Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2) Review
  336. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch) First Impressions
  337. ZIQ (PC) Review
  338. Zone Of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (PS2) Review

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