Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…
(C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #24711
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The police
The police who?
Your parents are dead.
Joke #24422
Q: What’s clear and smells like red paint?
A: Chloroform. Shhhhh.
Joke #24416
How long is a Chinese name
Joke #24415
Q: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?
A: Names
Joke #22726
Q: Why does aspirin work?
A: Because it’s white.
Joke #22723
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Joke #22722
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Joke #22721
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Joke #22720
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Joke #22719
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Joke #22718
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Joke #22717
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Joke #22715
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Joke #22627
Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?
A: 47% of America. (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)