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Joke #24769

Posted on May 24, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?

A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…

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Joke #24711

Posted on April 9, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The police

The police who?

Your parents are dead.

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People: dead_baby_eater

 

Joke #24422

Posted on November 24, 2015 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s clear and smells like red paint?

A: Chloroform.  Shhhhh.

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Joke #24416

Posted on November 24, 2015 by davepoobond Leave a comment

How long is a Chinese name

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Joke #24415

Posted on November 24, 2015 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

A: Names

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Joke #22726

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why does aspirin work?

A: Because it’s white.

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Tags: drugs, white

People: peaches

 

Joke #22723

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two.  One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.

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Tags: black, car, light bulb, pink

People: fuckers

 

Joke #22722

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?

A: “Drop it n*gga!”

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Tags: crime, television

People: Butts

 

Joke #22721

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?

A: Kill their mom.

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Tags: mother, sister, white

People: BlackPanther

 

Joke #22720

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?

A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.

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Tags: black, chain, slavery, tire

 

Joke #22719

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?

A: No?  The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?

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Tags: black, future, Jetsons

People: i dk

 

Joke #22718

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?

A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!

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People: Nanoo

 

Joke #22717

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?

A: Tinted windows.

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Tags: black, car, window

People: mathewl_1988

 

Joke #22715

Posted on January 4, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?

A: An empty seat!

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People: whie pride

 

Joke #22627

Posted on September 19, 2012 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?

A: 47% of America.  (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)

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Tags: A DPB Tag, America, vote

People: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney

 
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