seivinss – n. an asshole who uses his hazard lights whenever he has his car stopped so he makes people less likely to be behind him. He will only put them on when he is stopped at a red light but when he starts moving will turn them off.
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trataria – v. to honk your horn whenever you pass another car
divueltooer – n. a gorilla in the backseat of your car
prizreut – v. to park vehicle for a minimum of 8 hours. Then repeat steps 2 through 12. DO NOT REPEAT STEP 1.
eheuarfa – v. from a stop, accelerating to 104 Km/h (65 MPH). Then decelerate at closed throttle until 64 Km/h (40 MPH) (no brakes). Repeat this 3 times.
tolaraonmuevenraur – v. from a stop and in overdrive, moderately accelerating to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruising for at least 15 seconds. You then stop vehicle and repeat without overdrive to 64 Km/h (40 MPH) cruising for at least 30 seconds. While at 64 Km/h (40 MPH), you activate overdrive and accelerate to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruise for at least 15 seconds. You then Stop for at least 20 seconds and repeat the whole sequence five times.
sotuuee – v. to bring your vehicle to a stop and then idle with transmission in drive for 2 minutes.
ilergnaso – v. from a stop, accelerating to 72 Km/h (45 MPH) at 1/2 to 3/4 throttle. And then repeating that 3 times.
enavitmbe – v. to drive in stop and go traffic conditions, driving at five different constant cruise speeds, ranging from 40 to 72 Km/h (25 to 45 MPH) over a 10 minute period.
godetnaon – v. to cruise at 72 to 104 Km/h (45 to 64 MPH) for 10 minutes (avoid sharp turns and hills)
osunsirde – v. to idle your vehicle for 15 seconds, then drive at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) until the engine temperature is at least 76.7 degrees Celsius (170 degrees Fahrenheit).
musculoir – v. to start your vehicle without returning the key to off.
rylarutan – v. to turn your car’s key on with the engine off. Then cycle the the key off, then on.
Jingle Bells Song #24798
Going through the road,
On my Chevrolet,
Down the hill I go,
Drinking all the way,
I’m crashing all the cars,
The police are at the bar,
Then I throw my root beer can
At the drunk guy in the car
Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.