The Squackle Quiz Will you last a zombie attack!? June 4, 2016 A Squackler Leave a comment Will you last a zombie attack!? pathetic... doubt it mabey, ur fuckin shit up View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz The Driving Test November 30, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment You must turn on your headlights ____ minutes after sunset and leave them on until ____ minutes before sunrise. 60/60 30/30 20/20 Yesterday/Now View Results Loading ... When a traffic signal light is not working, you should... Stop, then continue driving when safe Stop only if other vehicles are present Slow down and stop if necessary. Go to Trader Joes. View Results Loading ... You must look for bicycle riders in the same lanes used by motor vehicles because they: Have the right-of-way Must ride facing oncoming traffic Are entitled to share the road with you. Are usually not coordinated. View Results Loading ... You are getting ready to make a right turn. You should: Use your emergency flashers at least 200 feet before turning. Signal at least 100 feet before you turn. Turn on your parking lights. Blast your horn as you turn. View Results Loading ... If you must drive in the fog, you should use: Fog lights only. Low beam lights. High beam lights. A hot dog. View Results Loading ... A yellow curb means: Commercial vehicles only. Limited parking, but OK for buses. Loading or unloading. Bee parking only. View Results Loading ... A pedestrian crossing at a corner has the right-of-way... Only at controlled intersections Whether or not a crosswalk is marked Only when a crosswalk is painted on the street. Only when a crosswalk is painted on their face. View Results Loading ... You want to change lanes. To be sure the lane is clear, you should: Look into the rearview mirror only. Turn your head and look in the lane you want to enter. Turn your head and look over your right shoulder. Turn your windshield wipers on. View Results Loading ... You sold your vehicle. You should notify ______ within 5 days. Your insurance company. Your bank or credit union. The DMV. Your mom. View Results Loading ... It is illegal for a person under 21 years of age to drive with a blood alochol concentration (BAC) that is _____ or more. One hundredth (0.01) of 1% Five hundredths (0.05) of 1% Eight hundredths (0.08) of 1% 500% View Results Loading ... While you are driving, you notice a car ahead which is flashing its hazard lights. What does this mean? The car wants the right-of-way. The car is carrying to school. There may be an accident ahead. Someone's having sex in the trunk. View Results Loading ... When should you not take your legal right-of-way? When other drivers want to drive faster. When it helps prevent accidents. Never, it confuses other drivers. When you want to take your left-of-way. View Results Loading ... You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive: The same speed as the freeway traffic. At the legal freeway speed limit. 10 mph slower than the freeway traffic. With your head hanging out of the window. View Results Loading ... To turn left from a one-way street into a one-way street, use: The lane closest to the left curb. The center left-turn lane. Any lane as long as it is safe. Eat corn on the cob. View Results Loading ... If your car has an air bag, you should use your seat belt: Unless you are only driving within city limits. Only on the freeway. At all times. When you're drunk, pregnant, or both. View Results Loading ... Which of the following is true about double parking? It is illegal under all circumstances. It is allowed if you are making a delivery. It is illegal unless you wait in the vehicle. It is ok as long as you are jacking off your dog. View Results Loading ... Generally speaking, you know you are in a truck's blind spot if: You follow no closer than six feet. You stay close to the vehicle's right front wheel. You can't see the driver in the side mirror. You gave him the finger. View Results Loading ... Safely backing your vehicle does not include: Looking over your right shoulder as you back. Checking behind your vehicle before you get in. Tapping your horn as you back. Eating a koala. View Results Loading ... There is a railroad crossing ahead and you see flashing red lights warning you of a train coming. You must Stop only if you see a train coming. Slow down before crossing. Stop, then proceed when safe. Piss on the train tracks before the train comes. View Results Loading ... You are stopped at an intersection before pulling into the intersection. You look: Left and right only. Left, right, and left again. Straight ahead and to the left. Behind you only. View Results Loading ... Blocking an intersection during "rush hour" traffic is not permitted: Under any circumstances. Unless you have the right-of-way. Unless some of the cross traffic can get around you. Unless you're jacking off your dog while it's jacking off your mom. View Results Loading ... How far ahead should you scan for hazards while driving? 6 to 8 seconds 10 to 15 seconds 4 to 5 seconds Not at all. View Results Loading ... You should use a turnout lane when: You want to pass another driver. You want to make a U-turn. Faster drivers want to pass you. You want to jack your dog off. View Results Loading ... If you get sleepy while driving, you should: Drive to a safe place, stop, and rest. Play the radio loudly and roll down the windows. Drink coffee to make you more alert. Sleep while you're driving. View Results Loading ... Which of the following could best contribute to improved traffic flow? Avoid rubbernecking. Raising the speed limit. Eliminating the space cushion. Shoot everyone with a shotgun. View Results Loading ... Which of these is a good way to spot driving hazards? Focus on your inside mirrors. Focus on the vehicle ahead. Scan ahead of your vehicle. Use binoculars while driving. View Results Loading ... Orange construction signs warn you: That there are driver services ahead. Of workers and road equipment ahead. Of an accident ahead. Someone jizzed on the road. View Results Loading ... Driving under the influence of any drug which makes you drive unsafely is permitted: If it is not an illegal drug. If it is prescribed by a physician. Under no circumstances. If you give some to the cop. View Results Loading ... You have injured someone in a traffic accident. Who must complete the accident report? The police officer. Your automobile club. You. Your mom. View Results Loading ... If you are being tailgated, you should: Increase the distance between you and the car ahead. Brake quickly to reduce the distance between vehicles. Signal the tailgater when it is safe to pass you. Crash into a mailbox. View Results Loading ... The speed limit in a school zone is... 15 mph 25 mph 20 mph 50 mph. Gotta get these kiddies in one pass! View Results Loading ... When can you merge into a bike lane for a right turn? Every Sunday. Never. No more than 200 feet before turning. When your mom says so. View Results Loading ... When should you use your headlights? Anytime you can't see at least a mile ahead. Anytime you have trouble seeing other cars. One hour after sunset. All the time. View Results Loading ... You just rear-ended the car in front of you. You were probably: Weaving in and out of traffic. Following too closely. Looking in your rearview mirror too often. Drunk. View Results Loading ... The speed limit in an alley is... 15 mph 20 mph 10 mph Speed of light. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz How to tell if you have a gaming problem… June 10, 2015 davepoobond 2 Comments Are you spending more time gaming than you had planned or intended to, ignoring other duties and responsibilities? Yes No Gaming is my duty. Mushroom stamped. View Results Loading ... Are you arguing frequently with your partner about spending too much time and money on gaming and find that you cannot stop or limit yourself? Yes No I can't feel the tips of my fingers. I can go for a pancake right now. View Results Loading ... Do you feel you have to take part in games to get to spend time with people you understand? Yes No I didn't choose the gaming life. The gaming life chose me. The ham was disgusting and the hashbrowns were black. View Results Loading ... When you are with your family, at work or at social events, are you constantly thinking about your next game? Yes No I haven't been outside in five years. Who is the president? These boots suck. Why do boots? View Results Loading ... Do you find yourself trying to take part in gaming during office hours even if it could cost you your job? Yes No I destroyed every cubical looking for loot. Why don't you check the fucking patch notes? View Results Loading ... If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the questions above, we suggest that you take action immediately BEFORE it becomes a serious problem. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Look around your landscape, do you see anything… September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Look around your landscape, do you see anything else you would like to improve? Length. Size of the hole. Sides need to be trimmed. Smell. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Any area the plants always fail, no matter what you’ve tried? September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Any area the plants always fail, no matter what you've tried? Yes. No. There is a bar down the street that I never can get any action no matter what "seeds" I plant there. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Does your sprinkler system continuously leak… September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Does your sprinkler system continuously leak from any of the nozzles after being shut off? Yes. No. I'm never off, baby! I leak and it is a problem. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Do your flowerbeds have barren or weed-choked areas? September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Do your flowerbeds have barren or weed-choked areas? Yes. No. I choke my weed enough, I'm not "barren," bro. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Are your trees overgrown, too dense or have dead limbs? September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Are your trees overgrown, too dense or have dead limbs? Overgrown. Too dense. Dead limbs. I have a lot of pubic hair, okay, but my penis is just fine. No need to call it a "dead limb." View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Are your hedges or shrubs overgrown, unshaped… September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Are your hedges or shrubs overgrown, unshaped, or covered with yellowish, brown, or pale leaves? Overgrown. Unshaped. Covered with yellowish, brown, or pale leaves. What did you call my boobs and vagina? View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Is your lawn ground cover brown, pale, or sparse (chlorosis)? September 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Is your lawn ground cover brown, pale, or sparse (chlorosis)? Brown Pale Sparse (chlorosis) My vagina is perfectly fine, thank you. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz How much would a woodchuck fuck if… August 3, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment How much would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck would fuck wood? 12 blocks. Not a lot. My Aunt Sally. I like eggs. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do? July 29, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do? Stay... and start a family. Leave and get him a cab. Ignore him because s/he is in the friend zone. Ignore him because you love her/him. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz The speed limit in an alley is… July 29, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment The speed limit in an alley is... 15 mph 20 mph 10 mph Speed of light. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You just rear-ended the car in front of you. You were probably: July 29, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You just rear-ended the car in front of you. You were probably: Weaving in and out of traffic. Following too closely. Looking in your rearview mirror too often. Drunk. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz When should you use your headlights? July 29, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment When should you use your headlights? Anytime you can't see at least a mile ahead. Anytime you have trouble seeing other cars. One hour after sunset. All the time. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr