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Joke #26099

Posted on October 20, 2018 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call it when two egotists meet?

A: An I for an I.

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Joke #26097

Posted on October 20, 2018 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a gossip?

A: Someone with a great sense of rumor.

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Joke #26096

Posted on October 20, 2018 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call it when you dream in color?

A: A pigment of your imagination.

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Joke #24867

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?

A: “Season’s greetings!”

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Joke #24864

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library?

A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.

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Joke #24862

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: It can be cracked; it can be made.  It can be told; it can be played.  What is it?

A: A joke.

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Joke #24861

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

A: A coat of paint.

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Joke #24860

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: It is weightless, but it can be seen.  Put it in a bucket, and the bucket will be lighter.  What is it?

A: A hole.

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Joke #24859

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A: A river.

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Joke #24858

Posted on July 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: A woman gave birth to two sons who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same year, but they were not twins.  How is this possible?

A: They were two of triplets.

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Joke #24795

Posted on June 26, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s big, red, and flies?

A: A fire truck.

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Joke #24786

Posted on June 14, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied?

A: Unplug your stereo and tell her to turn it on.

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Joke #24769

Posted on May 24, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?

A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…

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Joke #24740

Posted on May 7, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why is it not a good idea to play poker in Africa?

A: Because there’s too many cheetahs.

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Joke #24736

Posted on May 7, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a nun sleepwalking?

A: A roamin’ Catholic.

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