Q: Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
Posts tagged with 'book'
Joke #24679
Q: What did the math book tell the pencil?
A: I have a lot of problems.
Joke #24623
Q: What did the book say to the page?
A: Don’t turn away from me
Joke #24420
Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them goes:
“I think the book was better.”
Quote #23466
“What if the stories I wrote came true? Know what I’d write? I’d write a story about a boy whose stories came true. Actually, that’s what this story is about. Think it will come true? Am I confusing you yet?”
– RL Stine
Quote #23465
“This may be the coldest book I ever wrote. It’s all snow and ice and freezing winds. It was very different to write — mainly because it’s hard to type when you’re wearing mittens!”
– RL Stine
Quote #23409
“1 TV to each, 72 books to each, and 2 rugs to each”
– davepoobond
Quote #22779
“if you write me a novel of a message, i dont even read the 1st sentence i just delete it. if u write just ‘hi’ it gets deleted. be more creative without writting a novel”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22778
“Hello, My name is Shawn and I need to buy a few books still after I bought books for the liberal studies class I’m taking the books I need to get still are: … ”
*insert list of books*
” … and I’m wondering if there are used copies, am I able to rent them for the semester and are they in stock
okay thanks”
– an e-mail from davepoobond’s job
Quote #22687
“I love reading, i’m a big book worm. lol i used to get in trouble when i was little becasue i would be up at night reading instead of sleeping.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
ALP Books
I found this by campus. I deleted the phone number off it.
Quote #22237
“After you fuck these library books, please rewind them.”
– davepoobond
Quote #22181
“You’re gonna rip my books and then I’m gonna rip your ass!”
– a customer at davepoobond’s job.
Quote #22097
::insert picture of a more-or-less hot chick::
“I am unique. You love me.
My favorite thing to do is eat. I enjoy books, they are more entertaining than most people.
I am not sarcastic and hate humor.
Music is for the weak.
Lets get tacos sometime.
I always wear a pleather jumpsuit underneath my clothes.”
– from a girl’s dating profile.
pidan
pidan – n. a cute little Asian girl alone in a book storage room