davepoobond: What got you interested in being a forensic psychologist?
Wingsofserenity: Cuz I’m interested in criminal minds
davepoobond: Ah, ok. I’ve only seen a couple episodes of that. Do you usually watch it as it airs?
Wingsofserenity: Not the show…..
Wingsofserenity: The actual minds of serial killers
davepoobond: Oh, haha. Cool. So are you majoring in psychology and criminal justice or just psychology? I personally do video editing
Wingsofserenity: Just psych
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Q: Why was the dishwasher arrested?
A: For panhandling.
Q: Why was the bird arrested?
A: For blue jay walking.
POLICE EXAMINER: “If you were by yourself in a police car and were pursued by a gang of criminals in another car doing 60 miles an hour, what would you do?
POLICE CANDIDATE: “Seventy.”
Q: What did the thumbtack say to the bulletin board?
A: “This is a stickup!”
Q: What happens when lettuce is arrested for a crime?
A: It’s innocent until proven wilty.
Q: Why was the vegetarian arrested?
A: He was caught with hot potatoes.
Q: How do they prevent crime at McDonald’s?
A: With a burger alarm!
Q: Why aren’t many ghosts arrested?
A: It’s hard to pin anything on them!
CROOK (in restaurant): “Give me all your tens, tewenties, and ones. And that order is to go.”
DUMB CASHIER: “Yes, sir. And would you like a doggie bag for the change?”
There was a crook who pointed his finger at a man and said, “Stick ’em up. I need the money to buy a gun.”
“Tonight, we’re going to burglarize a ladies’ lingerie company,” the boss said to his mob. “And just remember one thing — I don’t want any slips.”
A crook walked up to a man and pointed a gun at him. “Stick ’em up,” he yelled.
“Stick what up?” the victim asked.
“Look, don’t mix me up,” the crook replied. “This is my first job.”
CONFUCIUS SAY: When talking about crime, the pen is not mightier than the sword. Convicts can escape from the pen, but not from the cemetery.