Money isn’t everything….there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
(F) Proverbs
Joke #18463
The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
Joke #18462
A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.
Joke #18461
A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Joke #18460
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Joke #18459
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Joke #18458
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Joke #18457
The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.
Joke #18456
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Joke #18455
When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.
Joke #18454
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Joke #18453
Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
Joke #18452
Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
Joke #18451
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Joke #18450
Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.