Tag Archives: Squackle Poems

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 10-14-01

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davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

stimpyismyname: make the stupid guys like adman and that other guy stop updating

blowthetoad: DAVE BOND IS A FLEMINGO SLOPPY JOE! MOO LIKE A LION BOND! :: Bond poops like a penguin ::…DAMN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!

stuff updated/put up:

Poems – Puff The Magic Dragon, Just-for-poop, Ponderous Poop…, Hi Dacky!, My Life, FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE!, Learn More

Songs – Laughing Out Loud

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Video Games – FF7: W-Item Cheat

Stupid IMs – BlackOneHunter IM 2

The Screwed Up People – blowthetoad: A Note From Tim

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 10-7-01

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davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

elmoisfurry: Kako, The Colombian Drug Lord has moved back to Colombia to regain his drug-lordmanship and has not been heard from for about a year by any of the Squackle members. He is now not a Squackle member anymore.

BALTAUR SAMA: SQUACKLE IS UPDATING!

Adman: i found a whole pack of those sticky velcro pads, weeeeeeeeee!

stuff updated/put up:

Poems – My Uncle The Turd Chaser

Jokes – Blonde Jokes

About Us – no more Kako, the Colombian Drug Lord

Links

Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, What’s Your Star Wars Name?, Find Your Retard Name

Downloads – Other Thingys

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 9-09-01

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elmoisfurry: ………………………u…….BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out. Please visit our sponsors by the way.

(For those of you who don’t know who donkmaster is, he’s a stupid poop head that used to be a Squackle! member)

stuff updated/put up:

Poems –  I Want To Be a Cashier, Paleantology Is Awesome, Flip Flop –, I Love My Erasers So Much, A Very Nice Poem, Where? There!, Be Amazed

Chat Room Stuff – chat

The Screwed Up Town – Black Out Notice From School

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Proud About 8th Grade, davepoobond: What a Life!, davepoobond’s sister: The Reasons Why davepoobond’s Sister Wants Her Hair Braided

Other Junk – The Number List

Squackle Quotes – Around School, Radio, The Internet, Nose, davepoobond

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 8-13-01

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elmoisfurry: die dave die. please visit our sponsors, and go to the Bulletin Board and post something there

davepoobond: hey, if you want to talk to us, try going to chat rooms named “Squackle.” On AIM/AOL buddy chats, I’ll be on there, with the name CashMoneyMoolah or davepoobond. Try and see if we’re there.

stuff updated/put up:

About Us – 3 Poop Troops joined

Songs – A Man Named Stan, The Nancy Way Song

Poems – A Man From Peru, Are You a Good Sport?

Movies – Dacky Flipbook

Stories – Goopy Blip

The Screwed Up Country – USA: Ronald McDonald is Dead, USA: School Shootings and Whatever, Australia: Beware of the Dingos

The Screwed Up People – Emily Dickinson: Who Emily Dickinson Is, Emily Dickinson: Stuff Emily Dickinson Would Personify, davepoobond: If I Made the Republics of Antartica and the Arctic, davepoobond: The Failures Of davepoobond, davepoobond: Poetic Brainstorming: What I Think When I Hear “Poetry”

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 4-29-01

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davepoobond: what can i say? its an update…umm…click on the sponsors that are at the bottom of the page…thats all…

stimpyismyname: read Squackle!’s stories because they’re the good part of Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMs – monkeytutu IM, davepoobond IM 4, Vegaa IM, YoursTruly IM, Shadoe IM, bensair IM, Raze IM, Crest kid IM, Holmes IM 3, *** You are in “poo”. *** IMs, JENtle touch 69 IM

Poems – The Ice Cream Poem

Chat Room Stuff – cheerleading tryouts, TA H00TERs bar, RhyDin Night Club, ToAT Recruiting Hall, ToAT Recruiting Hall 2, Phoenix Dragon Inn, “Segments”, Outlaw Bar Hideout

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, Nose

Other Junk – Interesting Facts

SBC – SBC News 1st Broadcast

Animations – 398, Chicken Dance

Movies – Squackle

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-14-01

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davepoobond: i have the new format, but i have to get all the content into the new format…it’ll take a while, but just stand by, and i’ll put it up slowly as much as i can. If there is any new content, it’ll be listed here until all the new format is up. The sponsors are at the bottom of the page, they belong to us, so click on them, please!

stuff put up/updated:

Pictures – Devil Ducky

Squackle Quiz

Poems – Saying Sorry, It’s So Sad, Warmth, Just Released, Cinquains From Health Class, Still Don’t Know Why

Stupid IMs – Lil Angel Gurl IM, Rluv4ever IM, whitemagic IM

Stories – Stupid Health Stories, A (stupid) Story

Chat Room Stuff – Aquitaine Palace/Balamb Garden, Burning Vigor Tavern, RinoasTattoosNStuff, Dragonarmy Tavern, Crystal Dragon Inn

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-23-01

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davepoobond: big update..yeah…click on banners..doesnt take much effort…i took down the Censored Version of SBC. cuz if you dont like to read cuss words, kiss my ass! Tell your friends about Squackle! If you want to give out advertisements for Squackle out around school or something, print out the Squackle’s Advertisement and give it out.

Stimpyismyname: yeah, sure

Elmoisfurry: um……………

stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Links
Squackle Metaphors
Squackle Quiz
Squackle Poems – My Belly Button, Saying Sorry, The Cook
The Screwed Up Country – The Recount (2000)
The Screwed Up World – Why Doctors Are Called Quacks
Other Junk – Interesting Facts, Top 10 Excuses To Use If One Game Remains and Two People Want It
Squackle Pictures – Catch
Stupid IMs – Holmes IM 2, Gayle IM
Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. DYKE, Ms. E, Ms. Signs, Mrs. Stickums, Donkmaster, Around School, Misc. quotes

Site Updates, Squackle Sports Arena

UPDATE 1-12-01

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Stimpyismyname: i need some links to good sites with psx .cue files

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Quotes: davepoobond quotes, Ms. E quotes, Mrs. DYKE quotes

Stupid IMs: davepoobond IM

The Screwed Up World: Toe Cheese, This and That Theory, A Story About a Phone and My Head

Squackle Stories: The Ham Pan Story, The Day I Went Blind, The Reason Pigs Fly: A Manifesto

Squackle Sports Arena: Pencil Wrestling Rules

Other Junk: Funny Profiles

Squackle Poems: If I Had 3 Wishes

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-16-00

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davepoobond: hello…sorry for the late update…i took down the quiz, i’m having some problems…

stuff updated/put up:

Win Our Award!

Squackle Songs: The Appliance Song, just lyrics to a “potential” song

Other Junk: Squackle Quotes, Mrs. DYKE Conversation: Puppies

Squackle Poems: poo poo, They Mold,  Table Chairs

The Screwed Up Town: Ms. E The Math Teacher Is Boring

The Screwed Up Country: Notes on China

The Screwed Up World: Literacy Rates, What Teachers Think About Those “Stupid Clicky Eraser Thingys!”, It Would Be Really Strange If Cameras Flew

Squackle Stories: Municipal Poopoo – a story about a piece of poop that is a detective in a sespool

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-03-00

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davepoobond:  well, we have some stuff, but i would really like it if anyone sent anything in.  you don’t even have to make it, and i’ll give you credit for it.  its not that hard!

stuff updated/put up:

Downloads

Squackle Poems:  The Plastic Gore Head Said, My Chin is on the Wall

Squackle Songs:   Popeye Songs – submitted by davepoobond, but we don’t know who originally made them up.

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes, Not Really Called Anything…

Squackle Stories:  The Manicle – a story about a super hero

The Screwed Up Country:  Version 1 of the President of Brazil’s Inaugural Speech – by davepoobond and elmoisfurry

Site Updates

UPDATE 11-10-00

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Stimpyismyname:  i have a 3 day weekend!  yayyy!  big update!  whoo whoo!

davepoobond: we’re trying to look for new sponsors to put up on the site, if you have any in mind and feel like telling us, please email it to davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

stuff updated/put up:
Downloads

Squackle Metaphors

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes, Funny Sentences, Kurt Kobain’s Magic Talking 8-Ball, Kirby Dance!, Questions

Holiday Stuff:  Cheap Halloween Costumes, Squackle Holidays You Can Celebrate

Squackle Stories:  Little Red Riding Tax Collector – by Holmes

Squackle Poems:  AUHH!!, BLAH BLAH POOOOOOOOOOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!, hello

Squackle Jokes:  Blonde Jokes – submitted by ChibiChan33, Brothel Parrot, The Final Exam, Retiring Rabbi

Stupid IMs:  Rhydin CheapNSave

Squackle Pictures

Site Updates

UPDATE 9-03-00

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davepoobond:   We now have a downloads section, which you can get to by clicking the link above, and will have new downloads every week or so….also, i’m thinking of working on a frames version of Squackle…i dont know yet

Stimpyismyname:  we look all over for the best downloads and bring them to YOU!! :: points finger at “YOU” ::

Elmoisfurry:  stickums are bad mmkay. u shouldn’t do stickums. cause they’re bad mmkay. STICKUM MAN!!! ZOOOM!! .:he rides about in the air and tells everyone about the harm of stickum useage:.

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle’z Dictionary:  P

Squackle Songs:  The Way Hamsters Think I Am, sung to the song “The Way I Am,” by Eminem,  and   The Ugly Bunch, sung to the theme song of the TV show “The Brady Bunch.”   (made for the SBC show, “The Ugly Bunch”)

Squackle Poems:  Poem – by “Glenn”

Stupid IMs:  poop,  AOL secrets

Site Updates

UPDATE 8-7-00

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davepoobond:  hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Elmoisfurry:  i’m a donkey!  moo moo moo.  i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!

Stuff Put up/updated today:

Songs: Blue Balls, by violentj-osh, sung to the song Blue, by Eiffel 65, and FART!, by davepoobond, sung to a song in the club in Ace Ventura

Jokes: Fool’s Paradise

Poems: Deliver! , by G-Man and Green Peanuts and Ham, by davepoobond

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes

Stupid IMs:  Ayanna IM, foofoo IM, and cats IM