UPDATE 10-12-03

Pick of October 12, 2003

davepoobond: post on the bulletin board.  There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM

Chat Room Stuffcat brian

StoriesThe Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs.  Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.

Pictures – I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Special Discount

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: The California Recall

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117


UPDATE 9-18-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesnvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

StoriesThe Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

SongsIt’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room StuffWang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat


UPDATE 2-26-03

davepoobond: today’s a day to rejoice. there are 2000 words in the dictionary. do you know how much 2000 is? its…2000!

Holmes: shut up or I’ll take you out like a fat ass in a dodge-ball game

stimpyismyname: go download games at button man games

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Decay Haven (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Ness’ Christmas Journey (Rating: 9/10)

Questionable Content / QC Charactersblowthetoad

Stupid IMsooO HaIey Ooo IM, GLoRiA BabY 907 IM, amanda585345 IM, honky IM

Chat Room StuffThe Squackle! Chat Room

JokesBlonde Jokes

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Homeworkaway, Daves of Our Lives Episode 6

Squackle QuotesAround School, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 70, Bad Submission 71, Bad Submission 72


UPDATE, week of 9-23-01

stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar

blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!

stuff updated/put up:

Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions

Chat Room StuffRhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World

The Screwed Up WorldThe Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires

StoriesThe Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm

SongsBuy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)

SBCCommercial: Floppy Watches


UPDATE, week of 9-09-01

elmoisfurry: ………………………u…….BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out. Please visit our sponsors by the way.

(For those of you who don’t know who donkmaster is, he’s a stupid poop head that used to be a Squackle! member)

stuff updated/put up:

Poems I Want To Be a Cashier, Paleantology Is Awesome, Flip Flop –, I Love My Erasers So Much, A Very Nice Poem, Where? There!, Be Amazed

Chat Room Stuffchat

The Screwed Up TownBlack Out Notice From School

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Proud About 8th Grade, davepoobond: What a Life!, davepoobond’s sister: The Reasons Why davepoobond’s Sister Wants Her Hair Braided

Other JunkThe Number List

Squackle QuotesAround School, Radio, The Internet, Nose, davepoobond


UPDATE, week of 9-03-01

stimpyismyname: something, how bout like, you write the alphabet or something. are you just writing what i’m saying? ………oh great…..uhhhhh what?

blowthetoad: my goldfish is sexier than Nose’s nose

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMsDivaChic IM

Chat Room Stuffcrzy4hrses Chat77, Private, Alexyia68

Holiday StuffSquackle Holidays You Can Celebrate


UPDATE, week of 4-29-01

davepoobond: what can i say? its an update…umm…click on the sponsors that are at the bottom of the page…thats all…

stimpyismyname: read Squackle!’s stories because they’re the good part of Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMsmonkeytutu IM, davepoobond IM 4, Vegaa IM, YoursTruly IM, Shadoe IM, bensair IM, Raze IM, Crest kid IM, Holmes IM 3, *** You are in “poo”. *** IMs, JENtle touch 69 IM

PoemsThe Ice Cream Poem

Chat Room Stuffcheerleading tryouts, TA H00TERs bar, RhyDin Night Club, ToAT Recruiting Hall, ToAT Recruiting Hall 2, Phoenix Dragon Inn, “Segments”, Outlaw Bar Hideout

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Nose

Other JunkInteresting Facts

SBCSBC News 1st Broadcast

Animations398, Chicken Dance



UPDATE, week of 4-8-01

davepoobond: well, it took about 4 weeks, but i updated all of Squackle with the new format. yeehaw, ain’t that special? anyway, now i can get to putting new stuff up…and there’s some changes in the content, concerning where to go and stuff, but it doesnt really matter to you, since you’re never coming back here…i listed what i updated here…i dont know how much i’ll do.

stuff updated/put up:

Chat Room Stuffhell, Travelers Inn, the FUN channel

StoriesPercy’s Day Out – The Prequel to Sniper Problems…

Other JunkThe D-Fiance Bible

Squackle QuotesWhat the Critics Say About Squackle

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 3, Chels IM


UPDATE 3-14-01

davepoobond: i have the new format, but i have to get all the content into the new format…it’ll take a while, but just stand by, and i’ll put it up slowly as much as i can. If there is any new content, it’ll be listed here until all the new format is up. The sponsors are at the bottom of the page, they belong to us, so click on them, please!

stuff put up/updated:

PicturesDevil Ducky

Squackle Quiz

PoemsSaying Sorry, It’s So Sad, Warmth, Just Released, Cinquains From Health Class, Still Don’t Know Why

Stupid IMsLil Angel Gurl IM, Rluv4ever IM, whitemagic IM

StoriesStupid Health Stories, A (stupid) Story

Chat Room StuffAquitaine Palace/Balamb Garden, Burning Vigor Tavern, RinoasTattoosNStuff, Dragonarmy Tavern, Crystal Dragon Inn


UPDATE 2-20-01

davepoobond: uhh…its an update…pleaaaaasee click on the banners. it doesnt take that much effort. if we get money, we can put it back into Squackle, and make it better!

stuff updated/put up:

Downloads, Metallica MIDIs

Squackle’s Chat Room Stuff: Rhydin CheapNSave, Christina Aguilera Chat

Stupid IMs: BlackOneHunter IM


UPDATE 2-2-01


davepoobond: sorry for the late update…i’m just not getting much inspiration to update squackle anymore…but sometimes i do, and this is the type of stuff i actually get on. By the way, i took down our “chat” thingy, since no one is actually using it, and seperated the Chat Room Stuff from the IMs, and made it into its own directory, so check out the new home page for Chat Room Stuff.

Elmoisfurry: boogly boogly boo!!!!!!!!!!

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle’s Chat Room Stuff

Squackle Quotes: Misc. quotes, Ms. E quotes, Ms. Signs quotes, Mrs. Stickums

The Screwed Up World: Global Population, What is culture?, Reflection on the 1st Quarter of Regional Studies, Globalearn.com, Stuff at the Zoo I Was Scared of, The George Carlin Theory

Stupid IMs: “Are You Potty Trained?” IMs, SuperKim IM

Other Junk: Holmes’ Sayings for a Converstion