3K Jokes and Quotes

Hello all 10 of you who may read this.

I’ve got about 3,000 jokes on the site now!  It was pretty hard but I toughed it out through my latest source of jokes which I’ve been working on for about a year and a half on and off.  I’m glad to finally be able to move onto another source.

I’ve got nothing to do while Christmas is happening, so I’ve decided to do a little housekeeping of some of the content on the site.  I’m mostly concentrating on separating the quotes on the site into individual posts, where applicable.  That way, each quote can be tagged appropriately, and commented/rated on in specificity.

I’m probably the only one that cares though, but that’s okay.  What else am I going to do?


UPDATE 08-01-06

Pick of August 1, 2006

davepoobond:  The dictionary has finally hit a landmark.  5000 words!  It is quite amazing, in my professional opinion that so many words have been added manually, with no automatic alphabetizer except for my brain, spending two hours on each 100 words that are added to get all the words I’ve made up over the years or picked up into it.  Anyway…there’s also some other stuff…

August 1, 2006

Dictionary – 5000 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDeadOrAlive60 IM, Lieb IM, MrFredRogers IM, Astro IM, MajinGogetaGT IM, bratgurl62936 IM, SLIPKNOTSIC IM, Laospryderx IM, Staindxx IM, DeadOrAlive60 IM 2, davepoobond IM 51, davepoobond IM 52, Phoenix IM 8, Phoenix IM 9, Jen 7909 IM, wangerspanker IM 10, Coldxs666 IM 2, BrigitR205 IM

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes

Pictures3 Guys, 10 Dolla, Bean Plus Heart, Burn Penguins, Cannon, Comet, No Beans, OnlineHost, Banana, Baby In a Bag, Bill Gates Was Hot, Dave Is My Hero, Giglis No Good, Happy Bday Tom, Jesusland, Panda Birthday, PandaKart, PandaSlide, PandaTrumpet, Penis Storm, Print This, Snowman Funeral, Space Warrior, Squirtle, Twin Tower 20, Weird Thing, What a Crappy Truck


UPDATE 03-24-06

Pick of March 24, 2005

davepoobond:  so, like, its been a while since I last updated…and um…this just so happens to be the first update of the new year, incidentally.  So Happy New Year, Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Happy Lent, Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Happy My Birthday, Happy Birthday to Everyone Who Had a Birthday Between Last Update and This Update, and all those other crappy holidays people celebrate.  But eff those holidays aliens celebrate.

March 19, 2005

Dictionary – 4900 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsLumpy IM 6, Holmes IM 21, Evil Hell Cow IM 17, MyLeftTesticle IM 5, Phoenix IM 6, Phoenix IM 7, Coldxs666 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 18, Fire IM 4, Fire IM 5, I love poisons IM, SexyLakerGurly IM, davepoobond IM 50, SN Chopsui IM, DrumsPlayMike IM

JokesGood Bad Worse Jokes

The Screwed Up GamesRevolution Controller Theory


UPDATE 10-18-05

Pick of October 18, 2005

davepoobond:  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! Its been 6 years since we’ve been on the web in some form!  So here’s a somewhat big update.  I might add some more through the day/week, so check back every now and then.  Read through all the past updates at the Site History.

Also, somehow along the way, I miscounted the amount of words in the dictionary, so instead of 100 new words, 210 new words have been added so that there are still 100 more words from the last update.

stimpyismyname: I’ll let it go for 200 cause I like your face.

Elias: I am an Alien

Soup Nazi: My body is hair free. And my house has black mold.

And here’s something from Go Smoke A Toilet:  i don’t know what kind of person would want to pour seminal fluids on frogs in the midsts of an intense orgy

October 18, 2005

Dictionary – 4800 words, 210 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsPhoenix IM 5, wangerspanker IM 8, wangerspanker IM 9, Evil Hell Cow IM 11, Holmes IM 15, Holmes IM 16, Holmes IM 17, Evil Hell Cow IM 12, Evil Hell Cow IM 13, Evil Hell Cow IM 14, Evil Hell Cow IM 15, Holmes IM 18, Holmes IM 19, SEMIjAZZ IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 16, Holmes IM 20, Oceanea Blue IM, Lumpy IM 5, davepoobond IM 44, davepoobond IM 45, davepoobond IM 46, davepoobond IM 47, davepoobond IM 48, davepoobond IM 49, blowthetoad IM

JokesQuicky Jokes


May 16, 2005

davepoobond: sorry for all the non-updating.  I’ve been really busy.  If you’re going to E3, be sure to be on the lookout for me, since I will be attending the famed event for the first time ever.  I’m really psyched about it, and its pretty much my dream as a video gamer to be able to go to an event like this, especially with all the next-gen video game consoles coming out!  Just to tide you guys over, I did update a lot of stuff in the jokes section I’ve gotten as submissions (not everything I’ve gotten though), so it should also stop duplicate submissions coming down the line, hopefully…

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Racist Jokes


UPDATE 5-06-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for not updating for so long and then doing this small update. there was testing all last week for the stupid stupid CAT6s and the not-as-stupid-because-its-more-useful-in-your-life-by-the-time-you-die SAT test. I still hate it though.

Nose: let it be

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Save The Bug (PC) (Rating: 1/10), LEGO Island (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Speed Cookie 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Red Faction II (PS2) (Rating: 4/10)

Stupid IMsAmbro IM, Popboy IM, Adman IM 3, dinsageofpower IM, Mousehunter IM, Para IM, ddwebdev IM, DAUGHTE IM, IceyBurn IM, EmoKid IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Daves of Our Lives Episode 7

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name


UPDATE 4-22-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: wow…its the first time I didn’t update the dictionary for a longgg time….I don’t know if that’s a good thing…

stimpyismyname: re-re

stuff updated/put up:

Questionable Content / MoviesDancing blowthetoad 2, Dancing blowthetoad 3

The Screwed Up Games – Chao (PC) (Rating: 5/10), The Hobbit (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Screwed Up Worldproof all girls are evil (it’s mathmatical)

Stupid IMsscary fairy elf IM, Blind Bubba IM 11, Soup Nazi IM 4, allymd IM, SoccerGirl IM

Squackle! Advertisement GallerySquackle! Advertisement 5

JokesKnock Knock Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

PoemsHa ha

Serious Poemsbmx

SongsHorse Locker Junk Room, Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 91, Bad Submission 92, Bad Submission 93


UPDATE 4-08-03

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesblowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Picturesbeeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up TownStupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle GuidesHow To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMsjaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsLondon Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90



UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMscollegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

SongsJingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health StoriesKen’s Muscles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87


UPDATE 3-27-03

Pick of March 27, 2003

davepoobond: pineapple wedges are soooo gooodddd

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up PeopleRosie O’Donnel: Justice Files, sisterpoobond: My Reaction to the Outsiders, All About Me!, Our Alien

The Screwed Up Games – Osamuraisann (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Resilience (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up TownSuck Up Letter, A Bus Ride

Stupid IMsTortuga IM

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

JokesKnock Knock Jokes

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, TV, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Mrs. Stickums


UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesDie Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World Plastic Straws

SongsPopeye Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84


UPDATE 3-14-03

Pick of March 14, 2003

davepoobond: enjoy The Gaytrix….har har..it took me 2 years to finish and put up, but its finally up.

Blind Bubba: “Korean Hardcore Asian Thumbs” i searched for dark age of camelot and i got that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix

Animationskibble and bits, monkeys revenge

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 2, LuvinxAmanda1979 IM, elmoisfurry IM 27

The Screwed Up Games – GMPet (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 79, Bad Submission 80, Bad Submission 81

SongsPopeye Songs, STORY BOUT A GRILL, sung to the song “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

The Screwed Up World Popups are like mythical hydras, Don’t ever miss the toilet


UPDATE 3-7-03

davepoobond: ok, this is mainly an update of stuff that was submitted…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Worldadd on, Marshmellows: The Cure to Anthrax

The Screwed Up Games – Clintario (PC) (Rating: 6/10)

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Serious Poemsyou are my love

PoemsAn Ode To King Mongkut

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Smarty Pants

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 76, Bad Submission 77, Bad Submission 78


UPDATE 2-26-03

davepoobond: today’s a day to rejoice. there are 2000 words in the dictionary. do you know how much 2000 is? its…2000!

Holmes: shut up or I’ll take you out like a fat ass in a dodge-ball game

stimpyismyname: go download games at button man games

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Decay Haven (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Ness’ Christmas Journey (Rating: 9/10)

Questionable Content / QC Charactersblowthetoad

Stupid IMsooO HaIey Ooo IM, GLoRiA BabY 907 IM, amanda585345 IM, honky IM

Chat Room StuffThe Squackle! Chat Room

JokesBlonde Jokes

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Homeworkaway, Daves of Our Lives Episode 6

Squackle QuotesAround School, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 70, Bad Submission 71, Bad Submission 72