Quotes Section Reborn

Once upon a time there used to be a section called “Squackle Quotes.”  It was basically a bunch of lists of quotes by particular people/sources.

When I transferred all the content over from the old site into the new site, I threw these lists into the Other Junk section because I didn’t feel like having such a small section as a “section” anymore.

That is until now, when I’ve decided to split up each quote into its own post.

It now makes reading the quotes I’ve acquired over the years more pleasant, and my snarky comments are actually attributed to myself as a comment on any particular quote, so it makes more sense.

The only meh thing about it is that it’s going to take a long time, and by the end there will probably be 1000 or more quotes.  Also, some sources aren’t correctly named, and I have no idea where certain things are.  Unless I’m tipped off somehow, a lot of the quotes will say “from a book” or “from a movie.”  Something like that.

The Quotes section will mainly focus on quotes that are more or less funny, or weird, or something like that.  They’re not meant to be meaningful quotes usually.

 

3K Jokes and Quotes

Hello all 10 of you who may read this.

I’ve got about 3,000 jokes on the site now!  It was pretty hard but I toughed it out through my latest source of jokes which I’ve been working on for about a year and a half on and off.  I’m glad to finally be able to move onto another source.

I’ve got nothing to do while Christmas is happening, so I’ve decided to do a little housekeeping of some of the content on the site.  I’m mostly concentrating on separating the quotes on the site into individual posts, where applicable.  That way, each quote can be tagged appropriately, and commented/rated on in specificity.

I’m probably the only one that cares though, but that’s okay.  What else am I going to do?

 

UPDATE 2-03-04

Pick of February 3, 2004

davepoobond: hooray, I only updated once last month.  Aren’t you proud of me?  It was a busy month, with finals and all.  I’ll try and update again next week.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3550 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up GamesSticktra 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Battle Bees (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

The Screwed Up MoviesAmerican History X in 30 Seconds, Dawn of the Dead (Rating: 0/10)

Stupid IMsSeXiELeXi2FiNe4u IM, Soup Nazi IM 7, LilAngelGurl IM 7, Squall IM

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 11, Fan Mail 12

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 5, Hate Mail 6, Hate Mail 7, Hate Mail 8

SongsAnti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Movies, The Internet

 

UPDATE 1-20-04

Pick of January 20, 2004

davepoobond: whoopee. An update.  I missed American Idol today so that I could do this update.  I hope you’re happy.  They better rerun today’s episode soon.  I turned 18 on the 5th, I’m sorry I didn’t have a special little “birthday” update kind of thing.

stimpyismyname: I like to live in my own self-denial that Squackle is the greatest web site in the world.  (he didn’t actually say that, he wanted to say this: “i dont know… fuck everyone”)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Internet, The Screwed Up Computers

Squackle QuotesMrs. Stickums, Radio, TV, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes, Movies, davepoobond, Around School, stimpyismyname

Stupid IMsJeRzIe GaL12 IM, elmoisfurry IM 35, davepoobond IM 31, Blind Bubba IM 17, Blind Bubba IM 18

The Screwed Up Country – Australia: Beware of the Dingos (picture added)

The Screwed Up GamesZelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) (Rating: 10/10), Battlefield 1942 (PC) (Rating: 10/10), 5 Finger Fillet (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Sticktra (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Max Payne (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

 

UPDATE 1-11-04

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues.  There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again.  this is new

stuff updated/put up last update:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-19-03

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for such a late update.  I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.

stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 5-27-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: i was screwed by the system today.  I am going for a spot in the student government, trying to be one of the guys in the assemblies with the microphone, because i thought it’d be funny.  You have to get your posters approved before you put them up, and i did that, but come today (after taking an hour out of my day on a holiday, yesterday, and spending about 30 bucks total on the whole thing, for copies and tape), the bastard guy that is supposed to approve the shit said he didn’t approve it.  What did the poster say, you ask?  “Vote Dave for Assemblies Commissioner…or he’ll EAT you!! …or he’ll hire a homeless man to eat you, and take pictures of it and send it to your parents.”  And it had a drawing of my face that stimpyismyname did. Funny right? they didn’t think so.  I talked to the bastard and he said that it he said it was “inappropriate” when he was looking at it to approve it, which he didn’t and he’s only telling that lie to keep his job.  The only thing he said was “or he’ll EAT you…nice.” he didn’t read the stuff under it.  They even took down the ones that weren’t offensive!  Just because it had my name on it!  ITS COMPLETE BULL CRAP!!!!!!!!  Now i’m not going to win because my posters are all gone.  They sucked all the fun out of it, now its about principle.  At first he probably thought that i took the stamp from another one and put it on there and copied it over and over, but i said to him i know that is illegal, and he would know that i did that, and i told him i knew i’d get in trouble if i did that.  So i stuck it to him with that.  He said that it was a “miscommunication.”  And I hope that he got in trouble with the principal.  And the thing that kills me, is that it didn’t even stay up for a whole day.  Those faggots.  And the sad thing is, is that they’ll believe him over me.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Mrs. Price Check, Around School, davepoobond, Books, Mrs. Dolt, Misc. Quotes, Radio, TV, Movies, The Internet, Dr. OldNBald

The Screwed Up PeopleThe stereotypical Australian yobbo, ashlielala: Top 25 things I hate…, John Hopoate: brown fingers

SongsBloke, sung to “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks, Yobbo’s Paradise, sung to “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio, The Sound of a Breaking Fart, sung to “The Sound Of Breaking Up” by Maccrane Paul, Ridin’ Faster, Pushin’ Harder, On Our Scooters, sung to “Faster Harder Scooter” by Scooter, Cragula, sung to “Dragula” by Rob Zombie, Dracula, sung to “Dragula” by Rob Zombie

Stupid IMsOrianDragon IM, Rainy IM, Onesicjuggernaut IM

Questionable Content / Moviescursed sk8 board 2, Goodbye Says the Cop!, What is Flash 5?, Mr. Rogers’ Dance Party, Goten and Trunks Having a Little Fun, Krillin Pleasures Himself

 

UPDATE 4-15-03

Pick of April 15, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the small update…i promise a bigger one next time…i got kinda lazy…har har…

Holmes: I am away from the computer right now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2450 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviescrab, Don’t Give Marlon Brando Those Waffles Trailer, Dancing blowthetoad, Diggity, Super Furry, GUTS

The Screwed Up WorldGay Stupid Memorex

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Bleeding Eyes

The Screwed Up Games – PAC-MAN by Flammable Werks (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Me a Monkey (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Jetz Rampage (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

Poemsgiggly fresh

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Movies, Around School, Radio, Mrs. Stickums, Mr. P-yooson, elmoisfurry, TV

 

UPDATE 4-08-03

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesblowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Picturesbeeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up TownStupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle GuidesHow To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMsjaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsLondon Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90

 

 

UPDATE 3-27-03

Pick of March 27, 2003

davepoobond: pineapple wedges are soooo gooodddd

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up PeopleRosie O’Donnel: Justice Files, sisterpoobond: My Reaction to the Outsiders, All About Me!, Our Alien

The Screwed Up Games – Osamuraisann (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Resilience (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up TownSuck Up Letter, A Bus Ride

Stupid IMsTortuga IM

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

JokesKnock Knock Jokes

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, TV, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Mrs. Stickums

 

UPDATE 3-2-03

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Moviesdavepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To SquacklePicture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75

 

UPDATE 2-22-03

davepoobond: comon people! find your match at the Squackle! Online Dating Service!

stimpyismyname: Learn to Drive, or just download the game. Ha…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / MoviesMy First Flash, The Scribble Show Episode 1, The Scribble Show Episode 2, The Scribble Show Episode 3, The Scribble Show Episode 4, Kinky Stick Sex 1, Kinky Stick Sex 2

The Screwed Up GamesArena (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Game Maker Poker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Missile Wave 2 (PC) (Rating: 9/10)

Squackle QuotesMrs. Dolt, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 67, Bad Submission 68, Bad Submission 69

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 8

 

UPDATE 2-13-03

davepoobond: radio killed the video star?

Holmes: Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, The Amazing List of Palindromes

The Screwed Up GamesSlick Spike (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: College Drinking Out Of Control

The Screwed Up World The Year Theory

Stupid IMsjenniferK001 IM, davepoobond IM 16, Automatic Man IM, RAMFREAK IM, SmarterChild IM, davepoobond IM 17

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 4

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 61, Bad Submission 62, Bad Submission 63

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

 

UPDATE 2-4-03

davepoobond: ok this isn’t a very funny update, most is just a buncha junk that was submitted, and i finally got it up…so yeah..

SoyBeans: brb mom yelling..

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1700 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – games to download

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)PSA: Pornography, Commercial: Gay Spray, PSA: Don’t do Drugs (Please)

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Squackle Sports ArenaShit Whack Rules, Redneck Tornado Surfing Rules

SongsJingle Bells Songs, Popeye Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

Serious PoemsA Little Prayer

Stupid IMsZoeOnAOL IM

Squackle QuotesMovies, Misc. Quotes

 

UPDATE 1-31-03

davepoobond: whoops…put this update up a little too soon. eveything should work now

SoyBeans: hhehehe

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1650 words, 40 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new layout

The Screwed Up Games – Chip Buffington (PC) (Rating: 7/10), The Infiltrator Deathmatch (PC) (Rating: 9.5/10)

Questionable Content / QC CharactersMiss Lionel Richie, Evil Dr. Hawking

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Documentary: Behind The Lyrics – Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets

PoemsThe Rain in Bahrain, Oh my god!, The Truth About my Family

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Around School, Ms. Boms, davepoobond

SongsPopeye Songs, The Midget Song, Jingle Bells Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkInteresting Facts