UPDATE 4-14-04

Pick of April 14, 2004

davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.

and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.

I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.

stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSerori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3

The Screwed Up CountryRose gardens

The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Questionable Content / QC ComicsEvolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners

PicturesSaddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship

StoriesApplications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.

Other JunkFun Stuff to Do

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150

 

UPDATE 3-12-04

Pick of March 12, 2004

davepoobond: Woweee…its been a month since I last updated. Time flies when you’re slacking off, I guess. Sorry for such a late update.

Ok…so, if you’re actually interested, I’ve been making my own songs with a song making program…thing…and I’ll put them up eventually, one day.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 20, Raini Majora IM, Blind Bubba IM 21, Tnnisdude IM

The Screwed Up Games – War Against U.S. Terror (PC) (Rating: 9/10), Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Gunman Chronicles (PC) (Rating: 5/10)

PicturesCrack Junkie, BizMan, Kick Aliens In the Face, California Storm, Dorothy Joe, Great Pumpkin, Gulf Wars Episode II, Jack and Scooby

Questionable Content / QC ComicsSpace Demon, fft, Blam Man

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 145, Bad Submission 146, Bad Submission 147

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 2-17-04

Pick of February 17, 2004

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davepoobond: Ok, so I lied last update about updating sometime mid last week.  But I have a bigger than usual update for you to waste time with.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / MoviesChicago, Hook Hand, Faggy Brando, Give Me a Dollar, PM’s Punchout

Stupid IMsChriscraw IM, Trepidation IM 2, Kaz IM 3, Kaz IM 4, Fire IM, Kemp IM, Blind Bubba IM 19, Fire IM 2

Questionable Content / QC ComicsPaul Sucks, This is Why I Hate School, Walking Home, Weez, Where’s Waldo, Pee Wee, Billy Gets Too Close

PicturesThumb Luke, Bad Santa, Pirate

Squackle ArcadeThe Penis Game, The Hard Penis Game

SongsMotel Mexicana, parody of “Hotel California” by The Eagles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 142, Bad Submission 143, Bad Submission 144

 

UPDATE 1-11-04

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues.  There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again.  this is new

stuff updated/put up last update:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-19-03

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for such a late update.  I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.

stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-03-03

Pick of December 3, 2003

davepoobond: Oh. My. God.  Its the shopping season!  I can’t wait to see the “trampled by a mob of shoppers” news stories.  They’re always so sickening yet so funny at the same time.

stimpyismyname: www.gamingw.net rp forums are for da losah foo.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesAnal Fisting, Die Cat

Questionable Content / QC ComicsQC Comics: Arnold’s Indian Plan, QC Comics: Arnold the Pie, QC Comics: Charlie Brown, QC Comics: Halo

Stupid IMsGhost5050 IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 15, Tsenn IM 3, amber IM, Blind Bubba IM 16, angledevil IM

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 130, Bad Submission 131, Bad Submission 132, Bad Submission 133, Bad Submission 134, Bad Submission 135

 

UPDATE 11-24-03

Pick of November 24, 2003

davepoobond: If you have submitted something in the past, it’ll be put up eventually.  Don’t get your panties up in a bunch.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSoup Nazi IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 6, Fajita Bum IM 6, davepoobond IM 29, davepoobond IM 30, SiLVerSiSqoLoVR IM

Questionable Content / QC ComicsAxe Murderers Love Peanuts, Thomas Edison, Golden Dollar, Mark Is Gay, Meatball, That’s Tyler

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Hell Nino Extravaganza, PSA: Don’t Run With Scissors

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 127, Bad Submission 128, Bad Submission 129

 

UPDATE 11-16-03

Pick of November 16, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the late update. Between college applications, a research essay, and a parent who gets more pissed off at you every single second you’re on the computer, its sort of hard putting things together for an update. When Thanksgiving rolls around, I’ll have more time to update hopefully.

On a side note, one of my favorite web sites, MP3.com, was bought out by CNet. Hopefully the new CNet music service will keep the same services that MP3.com has. If they don’t, this will severely damage the supply of free music. Dec. 2 is the last day that MP3.com will be up, basically.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle ArcadeCrappy Blackjack

SongsLet There Be Crocks, parody of “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC

The Screwed Up Games – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA) (Rating: 6/10)

Questionable Content / QC CharactersFantomaster

StoriesGodzilla on a Rampage in Fredburg, Wisconsin – basically a sequel to the first Godzilla on a Rampage

Stupid IMsAKASummers2 IM, Automatic Man IM 5, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 14

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 124, Bad Submission 125, Bad Submission 126

 

UPDATE 11-08-03

Pick of November 8, 2003

davepoobond: I don’t have any snappy comments today.  If you care, I’m working on the next 4 Gaytrix movie parodies, so there’s something to look forward to, when I put them up which will probably 2 years from now since that’s just how things go.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

SongsPortaloo, sung to “Waterloo” by ABBA

The Screwed Up PeopleThe stereotypical female Volvo driver

The Screwed Up World File Sharing and the RIAA Theory

Stupid IMsAnonymous IM, Anonymous IM 2, urgirl3582 IM, davepoobond IM 26, davepoobond IM 27, davepoobond IM 28

Squackle GuidesHow to Preread a Textbook Chapter, How to Make a DVD, How to Get Orvillized, How To Make a Squackle Gang (New elements added!  HOORRAYYY)

Squackle Sports ArenaChicken Soup Bowling Rules, Extreme Baseball Rules, Annoy the Teacher Rules

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 121, Bad Submission 122, Bad Submission 123

 

UPDATE 10-31-03

Pick of October 31, 2003

davepoobond: YESSSS ITS HALLOWWEEEENNN…and I STILL trick or treat.  yummy candy that’s free…probably not this Halloween though, because its freaking RAINING!  GARRRRRR!!!

Yesterday, I was driving on a freeway back from KFC, with a large (the really big one) box of Popcorn Chicken (mmh mmh do I love Popcorn Chicken) when all of a sudden something brown flew through the air and then smashed into my windwhield and made two huge holes in it.  Glass flew everywhere, and I don’t know what the hell it was or whether someone threw it or if it got thrown up by another car’s tires.  If it was someone throwing it, I want to kill them, because now I have to replace the windshield of the Turbo Diesel Ground Force (the name of my car).

Moral of the story is, if you throw shit out of your car when you’re on the freeway, make sure it weighs less than a pound.  Cause when someone is going 70 mph on the freeway, it’ll do some damage if they hit it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Short Film: Trash Can Betty, Short Film: Cranky oll men (that rob little babies!), Short Film: Conan – The Epic

The Screwed Up Games – Snack Invasion (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 12, Blind Bubba IM 13, elmoisfurry IM 34

SongsMoo Moo Moo Moo, parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies

Squackle GuidesHow to make Dalek juice, How to make Dalek stew

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 118, Bad Submission 119, Bad Submission 120

 

UPDATE 10-12-03

Pick of October 12, 2003

davepoobond: post on the bulletin board.  There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM

Chat Room Stuffcat brian

StoriesThe Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs.  Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.

Pictures – I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Special Discount

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: The California Recall

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117

 

UPDATE 10-03-03

Pick of October 3, 2003

davepoobond: Squackle.com – the only place that actually supports Gallagher (the “comedian” that smashes watermelons) for California governer.

stimpyismyname: hooray for squackle. join the squackle army

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2850 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up TVChalk Zone: For the Stoner Kid, Real World? More Like Real CRAP

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: Bush spends 87 billion dollars, saying its necessary, USA: The Columbia – NASA’s ticket to Re-recognization, USA: The Power In Schools, USA: Why Teachers Are Paid So Little, USA: The Drug “Education” Theory

The Screwed Up MusicAlbum: Rock On 1992

Stupid IMsStupid Andy IM, Stupid Andy IM 2, megangirl1221 IM

StoriesSniper Problems… (a picture added…hooray)

Squackle! Advertisement GallerySquackle! Advertisement 6, Squackle! Banner 3, Squackle! Advertisement 7

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 106, Bad Submission 107, Bad Submission 108, Bad Submission 109, Bad Submission 110, Bad Submission 111

 

UPDATE 9-24-03

Pick of September 24, 2003

davepoobond: Tell your friends about Squackle! We’re back up. Hooray…the Bulletin Board seems to be at 100% now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2750 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Cliff Gunner (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Collapse Deluxe (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Dark Caves 2 (PC) (Rating: 8/10), The Duck Hunter (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Gloom (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Johnny (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Link’s Haunted House (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Mark (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Radial Pong (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Space Attacks (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Space Attacks II (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Super Carrot (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

The Screwed Up WorldAOL SUCKS

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)PSA: Keep Your City Clean, Movie: Pie-der Man, PSA: Recycle Now or Die, Movie: Gullah Gullah LA, Commercial: Chuck E. Cheese Law Firm, Commercial: The We Like the 6th Amendment and So Should You Federation of Non-Republican Peoples: Without the 6th Amendment, Commercial: Nutri-Grain Rehab, Commerical: Meriman Butlers, Commercial: Salt Water Slushy Co., Commercial: Bathroom Sniff, Commercial: Umbrella Armory, Commercial: Forever Flower, Commercial: Hot-Aid, Commercial: Whore Paint Supplies, Commercial: Cheerleader Outlet, Commercial: Gary’s Tux n’ Shit

Stupid IMsminimouse IM, YeslekW10 IM, cdub IM

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 100, Bad Submission 101, Bad Submission 102, Bad Submission 103, Bad Submission 104, Bad Submission 105

 

UPDATE 1-28-03

davepoobond: I’m blue da ba dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba die….I’M BLUE

Nose: I’m off finding forrester

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1610 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 26, SEAN IM, fartsinajar IM 2

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) Commercial: The Jester Guild Union, Commercial: Anti-Anxiety – The Control for Anxiety

Stories***SeX eDuCaTiOn*** – Little Johnny gets some education, Natural Selection – natural selection is so crazy, Hannah Is a Palindrome – (as told by dave) a girl who has a name like a palindrome is retarded, The Number Story – a story with numbers…

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Boxtop11, Video Games

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 55, Bad Submission 56, Bad Submission 57

 

UPDATE 1-24-03

davepoobond: Hey hey, come on in and chat in the Squackle! Chat Room WHILE you “surf” the site. yeah, i know its a gay term

Nose: I’ve been locked in a cruise ship brig and would like to be there but I have to finish my chores first

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1560 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – lots of games to download

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 24, Blind Bubba IM 10, elmoisfurry IM 25, Soup Nazi IM 3, agentbond IM, Narcleptic fiend IM, fartsinajar IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)The Barney Love Connection Episode 1, Commercial: Queer-ker Oatmeal

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 52, Bad Submission 53, Bad Submission 54

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name