Blind Bubba: elmoisfurry says that you suck. He told me to tell you.
davepoobond: He’s gay.
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Quote #21094: Dialogue
Juan: “Hi, Mrs. Garcia!”
Mrs. Garcia: “Hi, Juan!”
Juan: “I like your banana.”
Mrs. Garcia: “yes, it is very long, no?”
Juan: “yes”
Mrs. Garcia: “the size of my banana is 12”
Juan: “what is the price?”
Mrs. Garcia: “the jacket is 999 pesos”
Juan: “good”
Mrs. Garcia: “yes”
Juan: “yes, bye”
– by davepoobond and BlindBubba. Written in Spanish for an assignment, and then translated into English by davepoobond.
Quote #21087
BlindBubba: “Did someone just cut-it?”
davepoobond: “I think so. I can smell it already.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #20253
“I can pull an essay out of my ass so fast”
– Blind Bubba
Quote #13929
“you stabbed you!”
– Blind Bubba
Quote #13928
“ah man, can I borrow your eraser?”
– Blind Bubba
Quote #13927
::talking to davepoobond::
“elmoisfurry says that you suck. He told me to tell you”
– Blind Bubba
Quote #13926
“how much you wanna bet? how much you wanna bet?”
– Blind Bubba
Quote #13925
“ahoy, matey!”
– Blind Bubba
Quote #13924
“wouldn’t it be cool if someone said ‘ahoy! there’s an Island’ they all talk like pirates!”
– Blind Bubba
#10947: Blind Bubba -> davepoobond
Blind Bubba: .
Blind Bubba: ,
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davepoobond: ,
Blind Bubba: if you wore an ecko sweater and baggy pants and you shaved your head
Blind Bubba: you would look like a wangsta
davepoobond: i’m armo though..
Blind Bubba: a WANGSTA
davepoobond: i’m not white
Blind Bubba: yea but there isnt a term for an armo wannabe
davepoobond: i kinda am but not pure white
davepoobond: yeah, that’s cause armos rule
Blind Bubba: oh
Blind Bubba: haha
#10873: Blind Bubba -> davepoobond
Blind Bubba: hey asshole
Auto response from davepoobond: I am away from my computer right now.
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30 minutes later…
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davepoobond: hi bitch
davepoobond: did you want something
Blind Bubba: ?
davepoobond: you dont usually IM me
davepoobond: Blind Bubba: hey asshole
Blind Bubba: ?
davepoobond: is this johnny?
Blind Bubba: ?
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: is it
Blind Bubba: what
davepoobond: what what
Blind Bubba: ?
davepoobond: did you just want to be stupid or something
Blind Bubba: stfu
davepoobond: :-*
davepoobond: ya IMd me like a half an hour ago i wanted to know whyyyyy
Blind Bubba: ?
#10800: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba
davepoobond: yay we’re seniors now
Blind Bubba: …yay
#10603: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba
davepoobond: do you know the old crossguard guy in front of st. bedes
davepoobond: st. francis i mean
Blind Bubba: what about him
davepoobond: he got fired
Blind Bubba: lol
Blind Bubba: y?
davepoobond: and he “doesnt know what to do with his time now”
Blind Bubba: hahaha
davepoobond: “undisclosed reasons”
davepoobond: it was in the valley sun
Blind Bubba: hahahaha
Blind Bubba: he was old
davepoobond: 82
davepoobond: he had to “turn in his stop sign”
davepoobond: the stop sign is like a badge to the crossguards
davepoobond: its sad
Blind Bubba: LOL
Blind Bubba: that would be phat if they got to keep it
davepoobond: ha
davepoobond: he got reported cause he cussed
davepoobond: my sister said once he said something like “you stupid idiot, i cant believe you get laid at night!”
davepoobond: when the car didnt stop for him
Blind Bubba: LOL
Blind Bubba: LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
davepoobond: someone named Mr. Moeran reported him
davepoobond: and the old guy is looking for a job
Blind Bubba: hahahah
Blind Bubba: mr moeran
Blind Bubba: that guy is an asshole
davepoobond: who is that
Blind Bubba: dunno but hes an asshole
davepoobond: teacher?
Blind Bubba: Blind Bubba: dunno but hes an asshole
davepoobond: staff?
davepoobond: ok now i’m just doing it to spite you
davepoobond: anyway
davepoobond: the old guy was kinda stupid
davepoobond: i think he’s gonna work at mcdonalds now
davepoobond: “can i take your god damn order? sorry”
#10501: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba
davepoobond: squackle is the #1 search result for “funniest site” on yahoo and google
Blind Bubba: -p
davepoobond: isn’t that spectacular
Blind Bubba: 0o
Blind Bubba: yep
davepoobond: one day we’ll be the #1 search result for everything
davepoobond: BWAHAHAHA