Tag Archives: Donkmaster

#10677: hat toss -> davepoobond

This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

hat toss: for flash movies do you gotta send the .fla file?

hat toss: to submit one

davepoobond: yeah if you want

hat toss: whats another option?

davepoobond: swf

hat toss: ok

hat toss: are you flash movies uploaded as swf?

davepoobond: yes…

hat toss: alright

hat toss: you put three periods at the end, i guess that means that was a no-brainer question :-\

hat toss: How did you pay for your dot com?

davepoobond: why do you care

hat toss: so i know if i paid for mine a decent way

hat toss: i used a money order

davepoobond: how much did you pay for yours

hat toss: like 5 or 6 bucks

davepoobond: that’s fine

hat toss: www.godaddy.com

hat toss: i REGISTERED it at go daddy, thats not my site

davepoobond: what’s your site then

hat toss: i wouldnt be caught dead registering a url like that

hat toss: that’s confidential, till i get billed

davepoobond: i thought you sent a money order

hat toss: (i dont like people looking at the who-is info)

hat toss: no

hat toss: online form

hat toss: did you use a credit card?

davepoobond: why do you care so much

davepoobond: if you pay for it you pay for it

hat toss: oh man

hat toss: that was good

hat toss: have you played ddr?

davepoobond: dungeons and dragons?

davepoobond: diddy kong racing?

hat toss: dance dance revolution, lol

davepoobond: no

hat toss: do you know what it is?

davepoobond: yes

hat toss: i was in a competition, but this FUCKEN asian dude went right before me and he was like… on fire and i just dropped out

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: you could’ve been the ddr king

hat toss: he was wearing some visor upside down and sideways with his right pant leg rolled up… you could clearly see that this kid meant business

hat toss: dont you think that’s pretty intimidating?

davepoobond: sure

hat toss: yeah, considering i wore a wife-beater and jeans

hat toss: whats a 6.9? a 69 interupted by a period

davepoobond: i’ve already got that joke on the site…

hat toss: hahaha, i crack myself up

hat toss: oh

hat toss: shit

hat toss: fuck

hat toss: dammit

hat toss: my bad

hat toss: do you accept racist jokes?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: they’re jokes still

hat toss: ok, whats worse than a mexican and a burrito?

davepoobond: but i put it for both sides so it balances out

hat toss: oh, nevermind lol

hat toss: do you have “surenos” where you live?

davepoobond: no..

hat toss: they’re some mexican gang

hat toss: nobody likes them

hat toss: what about bloods and crips?

davepoobond: i dont know, i dont go out asking what kinds of gangs we’ve got here

hat toss: haha

hat toss: by ‘here’, what do you mean?

hat toss: san diego??? hmm hmm hmm

hat toss: santa cruz????????

hat toss: one of those damn s’s

davepoobond: yeah sure, santa cruz

hat toss: thats pretty groovy

hat toss: i live in a place that’s initials are S.F.

hat toss: it has a bridge…..

hat toss: take a guess

davepoobond: san franco?

hat toss: SO CLOSE!!!

davepoobond: san fuckerslivehere

hat toss: san francISCo

hat toss: you almost had it

hat toss: eh fuck, i’ll give you the plus points anyway

davepoobond: what city is that, i never heard of that place

hat toss: seems that either you or your sister went to alcatraz

davepoobond: since when

hat toss: since you put the story up

davepoobond: exactly, its a story

davepoobond: i didnt actually go

hat toss: oh man

hat toss: my life’s ruined

davepoobond: why do you care so much

hat toss: i dont actualy

davepoobond: surreee ya dont

hat toss: ok fine you got me there….

hat toss: did you take the ferry boat?

hat toss: it’s two story

davepoobond: i dont remember, i wrote it in 9th grade

hat toss: we had one of those last year, i talked about tryign to join a gang

davepoobond: great

hat toss: it wasnt really

hat toss: actualy, it was kinda funny

davepoobond: did they shoot you in the arm

hat toss: no, the heart

hat toss: i joined up with a mexican gang,like actualy got the beating and “acceptance” then about 15 minutes after the free weed, i was like “you do realize that i am not mexican, right?”

hat toss: then their eyes glowed red and they attacked me

hat toss: but it was still worth is

hat toss: it*

hat toss: why does the S and the T gotta be SO GOD DAMN CLOSE?!

hat toss: do you keep those stupid notes?

davepoobond: what?

hat toss: screwed up town

hat toss: the notes

davepoobond: no

hat toss: i see

hat toss: how did you think of that name….. Squackle

davepoobond: jo mama gave it to me

hat toss: how did she think of it?

hat toss: THAT BITCH!!!!!!!

hat toss: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out.

hat toss: you never got aroudn to that

davepoobond: so what

hat toss: you should make Blow The Toad and donkmaster fight

hat toss: that would be great

davepoobond: i wouldn’t insult donkmaster like that

hat toss: ey??

hat toss: barqoa: to eat batteries with gratitude

hat toss: tappparv: to mean nothing

hat toss: there, two words just for you

Stupid Note #7626

Note: The other color is another person.

OmG! I hate this b/c I realized I can’t be with any one but Jason! like no one will make me happy but him! awww!

Hehe awww. Good

that’s not good! b/c I can’t be w/ him my sister would really kill him! awww! what can I do! she already almost put him in jail what now! my family would kill him

shit I think you may have to wait then b/c that wont work for now =C

yea your right! I hate her I wish she wasn’t my sister! she just hurts me & interfears w/ my life! I really want you to meet him! He’s sooo funny!

I know she interferes its stupid.

that would would be awesome to meet him. J+B= need to chill again

OMG! I know we haven’t chilled in sooooooooo long! Donkmaster likes Kate


now that last part is really weird, as you may or may not know, Donkmaster is a former member of Squackle, before he sold out. It was really random, because all through that, the last thing I expected was to see something like that….anyway….its stupid….

UPDATE, week of 9-09-01

elmoisfurry: ………………………u…….BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out. Please visit our sponsors by the way.

(For those of you who don’t know who donkmaster is, he’s a stupid poop head that used to be a Squackle! member)

stuff updated/put up:

Poems I Want To Be a Cashier, Paleantology Is Awesome, Flip Flop –, I Love My Erasers So Much, A Very Nice Poem, Where? There!, Be Amazed

Chat Room Stuffchat

The Screwed Up TownBlack Out Notice From School

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Proud About 8th Grade, davepoobond: What a Life!, davepoobond’s sister: The Reasons Why davepoobond’s Sister Wants Her Hair Braided

Other JunkThe Number List

Squackle QuotesAround School, Radio, The Internet, Nose, davepoobond

UPDATE 8-9-00

davepoobond: ok, everybody! put on your cottage cheese dresses and whip cream hats! we’re goin to the super market!

donkmaster: i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?

Elmoisfurry: doodee kaka fart splat poop!!

Stuff Put up/updated today:

Stupid IMs: gashek IM

Jokes: Suprise Package

Stories: The “Poyfect” Storm