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Quote #13917

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“gangster rap is in the dictionary!”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13916

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“hey, that’s my fro”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13913

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“I got you a crumb doughnut…hahaha brilliant”

::licks his fingers::

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13911

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“the only reason I’m not sitting on her is because she bit me”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13910

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica.  I also wear tight pants and nikes.  And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13909

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin!  is that a bad sign?”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13908

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13907

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“ooga booga pizza hut”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13906

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“I am the almighty Donkmaster!”

– Donkmaster

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Quote #13905

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

“I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power!”

– Donkmaster

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Pretty Sun

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

Insert spinning actions where you think are necessary and spin around while you read this

————————–

PRETTY SAWNN!

…ok…um…

CHEESE BALL!

COFFEE MACHINE!

Tom Green has a…

Coffee Machine

Underneath the pretty sun…

and dave’s binder

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Quote #6698

Posted on September 15, 2007 by Donkmaster Leave a comment

::laughing::

“I love the way that she smells”

– Donkmaster

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