#10609: hat toss -> blowthetoad

This entry is part 1 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

blowthetoad pretended to be another character named “hat toss.” He pretended to have a conversation with himself to fool me into thinking that he was a different person. These are the series of chat logs regarding the “hat toss” “arc” in blowthetoad’s antics.

hat toss: hey tom

blowthetoad: me=not tom

hat toss: oh shit

blowthetoad: yeah

hat toss: sorry bra

hat toss: i thought you was tom

blowthetoad: well im not

blowthetoad: now bye

hat toss: who says i am leaving?

blowthetoad: ugh, just… go away

hat toss: only if you tell me where tom is

blowthetoad: dude,that’s blackmale

hat toss: so now you’re gay and RACIST?

blowthetoad: no… look up blackmale in the dictionary

hat toss: tom has my dictionary, tell me where tom is and then i will

blowthetoad: dude, eat shit

hat toss: no way you faggot

hat toss: >:o

blowthetoad: uh..

hat toss: yeah

blowthetoad: you think you’re so cool dont you?

blowthetoad: DONT YOU?!

hat toss: i do think i can be pretty groovy at some times

hat toss: if i do say so myself

blowthetoad: ok im done with you

hat toss: but im just starting

blowthetoad: bye

hat toss: AAAH

Previous message was not received by blowthetoad because of error: User blowthetoad is not available.

#10610: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

Later on, after #10609…

blowthetoad: hey are you on the screen name “HAT TOSS”?

blowthetoad: just be honest

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: ok

davepoobond: why the hell would i be on that

davepoobond: i’m on this one

blowthetoad: to bother me

blowthetoad: dude, im past the squackle stage

davepoobond: that’s impossible, i’m on this one

blowthetoad: no, it’s possible

davepoobond: how

blowthetoad: how should i know?

davepoobond: i dunno, you’re the one assuming it was me

blowthetoad: im too busy jackin off and looking at squackle

davepoobond: unh hunh

#10611: davepoobond -> hat toss

This entry is part 3 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

davepoobond: you think you’re so smart

davepoobond: you can’t fool me, yo

hat toss: you said yo

hat toss: no, i dont wanna join Squackle, and no, i do not know Blow The Toad

davepoobond: trying to act like you aren’t blowthetoad, but you are

davepoobond: and i never said anything about you joining squackle

hat toss: how could i be Blow The Toad?

davepoobond: there’s no way in hell that blowthetoad would’ve blocked you

hat toss: well he did

davepoobond: he wouldn’t be annoyed that easily

hat toss: you never know

hat toss: if he is 14 or 15

davepoobond: you stage an IM, because you’re on 2 different sns

hat toss: how

davepoobond: you tell me

hat toss: i cant

davepoobond: sure you can

davepoobond: ever heard of dead AIM

davepoobond: you seem to use it all the time there brandon

hat toss: no i have never heard of dead aim

hat toss: wait

hat toss: i think i have heard of it

davepoobond: NO REALLY

hat toss: and no i am not brandon

davepoobond: young blow brandon the toad

davepoobond: you can’t fool me

hat toss: Hey man, think hat you want

hat toss: i just came accross the site on google cuz my friend Dizeka told me to go there

hat toss: cuz you like pissed him off

davepoobond: dizeka?

hat toss: and to search his name in google

hat toss: yes

hat toss: dizeka

hat toss: type it in

hat toss: right on the top

davepoobond: i didnt even IM him

davepoobond: what are you talkin about

hat toss:

hat toss: “are you potty trained”

davepoobond: yeah i didn’t im him

davepoobond: and guess what

davepoobond: it was a SHE

hat toss: Dizeka isnt a girl man

davepoobond: ok fine

davepoobond: i read the IM now

hat toss:

Syfir: IM dizeka

Syfir: then

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: she left

Syfir: he*

davepoobond: yeah i saw that

hat toss: looks like Syfir corrected you

davepoobond: that’s why i said “ok fine”

hat toss: i get it

davepoobond: ok how am i supposed to know that you’re not blowthetoad

davepoobond: how did i piss him off?

davepoobond: i didn’t even talk to him

hat toss: It doesnt matter to me what you think, i just IMd you to complement your work.

hat toss: he didnt actualy say “pissed me off”

hat toss: more like;

hat toss: “Hey search for my name on the net, some fool tried to mess with me”

hat toss: by tried, i guess he ment Syfir tried to get you to mess with him

davepoobond: heh

hat toss: i dont know

davepoobond: ok, you used complement

davepoobond: that’s kind of a big word for blowthetoad

hat toss: DUde, i’m not Blow The Toad Blower

davepoobond: ok, i’ll believe you for now then

hat toss: OK thats fine

davepoobond: i cant help being cautious, that fool has a million sns he can go on at anytime

hat toss: lmao

davepoobond: he can be on like 3 at the same time

hat toss: I feel your pain

hat toss: i did actualy know one way to be on two sns at a time

hat toss: www.aim.com

hat toss: that aim express

hat toss: but you can tell

hat toss: by hoovering over the name and it only lets them chat

At the time, I was probably thinking it wasn’t him, but its obvious it was.

#10677: hat toss -> davepoobond

This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

hat toss: for flash movies do you gotta send the .fla file?

hat toss: to submit one

davepoobond: yeah if you want

hat toss: whats another option?

davepoobond: swf

hat toss: ok

hat toss: are you flash movies uploaded as swf?

davepoobond: yes…

hat toss: alright

hat toss: you put three periods at the end, i guess that means that was a no-brainer question :-\

hat toss: How did you pay for your dot com?

davepoobond: why do you care

hat toss: so i know if i paid for mine a decent way

hat toss: i used a money order

davepoobond: how much did you pay for yours

hat toss: like 5 or 6 bucks

davepoobond: that’s fine

hat toss: www.godaddy.com

hat toss: i REGISTERED it at go daddy, thats not my site

davepoobond: what’s your site then

hat toss: i wouldnt be caught dead registering a url like that

hat toss: that’s confidential, till i get billed

davepoobond: i thought you sent a money order

hat toss: (i dont like people looking at the who-is info)

hat toss: no

hat toss: online form

hat toss: did you use a credit card?

davepoobond: why do you care so much

davepoobond: if you pay for it you pay for it

hat toss: oh man

hat toss: that was good

hat toss: have you played ddr?

davepoobond: dungeons and dragons?

davepoobond: diddy kong racing?

hat toss: dance dance revolution, lol

davepoobond: no

hat toss: do you know what it is?

davepoobond: yes

hat toss: i was in a competition, but this FUCKEN asian dude went right before me and he was like… on fire and i just dropped out

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: you could’ve been the ddr king

hat toss: he was wearing some visor upside down and sideways with his right pant leg rolled up… you could clearly see that this kid meant business

hat toss: dont you think that’s pretty intimidating?

davepoobond: sure

hat toss: yeah, considering i wore a wife-beater and jeans

hat toss: whats a 6.9? a 69 interupted by a period

davepoobond: i’ve already got that joke on the site…

hat toss: hahaha, i crack myself up

hat toss: oh

hat toss: shit

hat toss: fuck

hat toss: dammit

hat toss: my bad

hat toss: do you accept racist jokes?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: they’re jokes still

hat toss: ok, whats worse than a mexican and a burrito?

davepoobond: but i put it for both sides so it balances out

hat toss: oh, nevermind lol

hat toss: do you have “surenos” where you live?

davepoobond: no..

hat toss: they’re some mexican gang

hat toss: nobody likes them

hat toss: what about bloods and crips?

davepoobond: i dont know, i dont go out asking what kinds of gangs we’ve got here

hat toss: haha

hat toss: by ‘here’, what do you mean?

hat toss: san diego??? hmm hmm hmm

hat toss: santa cruz????????

hat toss: one of those damn s’s

davepoobond: yeah sure, santa cruz

hat toss: thats pretty groovy

hat toss: i live in a place that’s initials are S.F.

hat toss: it has a bridge…..

hat toss: take a guess

davepoobond: san franco?

hat toss: SO CLOSE!!!

davepoobond: san fuckerslivehere

hat toss: san francISCo

hat toss: you almost had it

hat toss: eh fuck, i’ll give you the plus points anyway

davepoobond: what city is that, i never heard of that place

hat toss: seems that either you or your sister went to alcatraz

davepoobond: since when

hat toss: since you put the story up

davepoobond: exactly, its a story

davepoobond: i didnt actually go

hat toss: oh man

hat toss: my life’s ruined

davepoobond: why do you care so much

hat toss: i dont actualy

davepoobond: surreee ya dont

hat toss: ok fine you got me there….

hat toss: did you take the ferry boat?

hat toss: it’s two story

davepoobond: i dont remember, i wrote it in 9th grade

hat toss: we had one of those last year, i talked about tryign to join a gang

davepoobond: great

hat toss: it wasnt really

hat toss: actualy, it was kinda funny

davepoobond: did they shoot you in the arm

hat toss: no, the heart

hat toss: i joined up with a mexican gang,like actualy got the beating and “acceptance” then about 15 minutes after the free weed, i was like “you do realize that i am not mexican, right?”

hat toss: then their eyes glowed red and they attacked me

hat toss: but it was still worth is

hat toss: it*

hat toss: why does the S and the T gotta be SO GOD DAMN CLOSE?!

hat toss: do you keep those stupid notes?

davepoobond: what?

hat toss: screwed up town

hat toss: the notes

davepoobond: no

hat toss: i see

hat toss: how did you think of that name….. Squackle

davepoobond: jo mama gave it to me

hat toss: how did she think of it?

hat toss: THAT BITCH!!!!!!!

hat toss: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out.

hat toss: you never got aroudn to that

davepoobond: so what

hat toss: you should make Blow The Toad and donkmaster fight

hat toss: that would be great

davepoobond: i wouldn’t insult donkmaster like that

hat toss: ey??

hat toss: barqoa: to eat batteries with gratitude

hat toss: tappparv: to mean nothing

hat toss: there, two words just for you