Tag Archives: Donkmaster

UPDATE 7-20-00

StImPyIsMyNaMe:  hey, look! i spell my name funky! look. i’m cool! blah blah blah!! This backround is from a site i made. i t sucks right now, and i probably wont update it. ever. oh well! the word for today is “glutoplozizzyspasm”. it means: when your butt thas a spasm. dont laugh. it can be dangerous………. ok laugh. we’re all assholes anyway!!

dAvE bOnD:  i put up some more jokes and a “paid to surf program” page too, with all these money making things that you could join.  i also changed the background again.

donkmaster: wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!

UPDATE 7-14-00

dAvE bOnD: yay! we have our first affiliate! Almasy.Org. The link will always be in the Links section too check it out sometime…and remember to keep coming back to Squackle! hmm…in case your wondering why none of the others are really saying anything is because:

elmoisfurry: he’s in scotland (whoopee)

nose: he’s on a road trip, probably around the whole United States

donkmaster: he never says anything anyway

stimpyismyname: he’s here, but he never tells me anything…but he did say something, but i accidently deleted it…sorry, stimp..

fajita bum: he never says anything, and he’s also in New York

UPDATE June 9, 2000

dAvE bOnD:  fart………

donkmaster:  i finally gave something to put up on the site!  its a song called “Pretty Sun.”  There are also new quotes from squackle on Squackle Quotes, a bunch of new words in the dictionary, and 2 new stories and also a link to a Sanity Test in the Links section.    

UPDATE January 30, 2000

dAvE bOnD: whee! its super bowl day, and i got a threating phone call from some of dem mutha ****ing popular bastards. Remember kids, dont mess with popular people…until they ****ing mess with you!!!! AARRGGHH!!!! I’m gonna kick there ***es. Wish me luck…if you want…i gonna need it when they gonna try and beat me up….well here’s an update from some other people…

Nose: poop shaloop shama lama ding dong

Donkmaster: ooga booga pizza hut

Note: this isnt really an update…we dont have anything to put on and we’re extremely board, so we put it up…

UPDATE December 6, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  There is a new member coming to work for Squackle!  His name is Donkmaster.  Say hi, Donkmaster

Donkmaster:  I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power and-

dAvE bOnD (pushing Donkmaster onto the floor):  Ok, that’s enough.  That’s all for today.  Sign the guestbook!  NOW!  CLICK ON IT!

Donkmaster:  But!

dAvE bOnD:  SHUDDAP!