davepoobond: gtg later

Fajita Bum: cool cool

Fajita Bum: well, igg adios

davepoobond: k bye

davepoobond: enrique iglesias is my bitch

Fajita Bum: LOL

Fajita Bum: why’s that?

davepoobond: i make him sing stupid songs

davepoobond: and write scripts for his gay music videos

davepoobond: which i make gay on purpose

davepoobond: and he has no say

Fajita Bum: LOL…..he is enslaved by dave

davepoobond: enslaved by dave…sounds good

Fajita Bum: It rhymes!

davepoobond: it can be a section on squackle, and i can have pictures of dumb people and i say what i make them do

davepoobond: i can get the gayest pic of enrique and put it there

davepoobond: hahahahah ya

davepoobond: sounds funny pry wont do it for a year tho

Fajita Bum: Do you keep him in a cage and feed him only apple juice and beef jerky

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: no thats what i do to jean claude van damme

davepoobond: i make him wear diapers and do the splits for my pleasure

davepoobond: ; D

Fajita Bum: LOL, hmmm sounds…..scary!

davepoobond: =D

davepoobond: 3 people from south america went to our site

Fajita Bum: Why do the south americans hate our site!

davepoobond: they dont know about it

davepoobond: or they live on farms

Fajita Bum: !

davepoobond: it doesnt matter too much, most pry cant read english

Fajita Bum: Actually, south americans have the highest percentage of urban people in the world!

davepoobond: and thats where YOU come in…

Fajita Bum: LOL

davepoobond: you have to translate the whole site into Spanish

davepoobond: by 5:00 friday

davepoobond: morning

Fajita Bum: I’m not that good yet!!!

davepoobond: or you could always fly down there and give out squackle advertisements

Fajita Bum: LOL, and english lessons

davepoobond: we can fund you about 20 cents for your business trip down to no mans land

davepoobond: if we’re generous maybe a whole quarter

Fajita Bum: LOL

davepoobond: and a quarter is like a million pesos, so you’ll be set for the business trip. a million pesos is like 2 dollars, which can go fairly far if you talk to the right people down there

davepoobond: if you can find Kako while you’re down there, then you can stay longer

(in case you dont know who Kako the Colombian Drug Lord is, he was a Squackle member until he suddenly disappeared and we haven’t seen or heard of him since. He probably got nabbed by the mob and taken back to Columbia)

Fajita Bum: LOL!!

Fajita Bum: Where did he go!

davepoobond: but watch out for the drug lords

davepoobond: they’re out for his family

Fajita Bum: ah but he is one!

davepoobond: and the government is run by drug lords

davepoobond: so they’re after his family too

davepoobond: to give them a great…big…hug…

Fajita Bum: LOL

davepoobond: and you can record all your experiences

davepoobond: and we can put it on squackle, as a reality show

Fajita Bum: good idea

davepoobond: and get people screaming in bloody spanish conquistador pain on the floor clutching their leg cuz of a blood clot

Fajita Bum: AHH!

davepoobond: a blood clot caused by a bullet going straight through their leg!

davepoobond: nyah nyah nyah nyahhhhhh

davepoobond: y’know whats a funny thing

davepoobond: baby ghosts

Fajita Bum: LOL

davepoobond: a ghost comes over to you and says “goo goo ga”

Fajita Bum: LOL

davepoobond: babies are scary already, but a baby ghost would be even scarier cuz they are a ghost, and usually ugly

Fajita Bum: And they dribble ghost goo

Fajita Bum: and sneez

Fajita Bum: sneeze

davepoobond: yay

davepoobond: rawr

Fajita Bum: Baaah

davepoobond: moo

Fajita Bum: cluck

davepoobond: quack

Fajita Bum: squackle

davepoobond: poop

Fajita Bum: feces

davepoobond: heehaw

Fajita Bum: harharharharharharhar

davepoobond: hawhaw heehaw

Fajita Bum: wah

davepoobond: bah

Fajita Bum: BAHWAH

Fajita Bum: Shanine

davepoobond: wahbah

davepoobond: shaeight

Note: most of this probably wasnt even the guy who is fajita bum, just his friend.

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davepoobond: boo!!!!

davepoobond: mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha

Fajita Bum: u smell like shit u shit face

davepoobond: yes, i do, dont i

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: i think, that the pee dress i have on, goes quite well with my face, dont u think?

Fajita Bum: no u faggot

davepoobond: no!?

davepoobond: how dare youy

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: how DARE you

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: booger brains

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: ……………………………………………..poo face

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: gaf

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: gaf

Fajita Bum: faggot

davepoobond: toggaf

Fajita Bum: queer

davepoobond: reeuq

Fajita Bum: poop

davepoobond: poop

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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davepoobond: pie!

Fajita Bum: dave is a gay asshole who sucks his own goozak

davepoobond: oh

Fajita Bum: yea u heard me

Fajita Bum: goozak

davepoobond: i hate to be that dave guy

Fajita Bum: u r

davepoobond: dave……..weaver?

Fajita Bum: no

Fajita Bum: u

davepoobond: on u

Fajita Bum: dave the fag

davepoobond: gaf the evad!

Fajita Bum: i hate dave he sucks and if he ever comes near me i will kill him with my .45

Fajita Bum: meaning u

davepoobond: cool

Fajita Bum: ffkgkjfdfg

davepoobond: asdfjsfskj

Fajita Bum: agfdafdga

meanwhile at the same time, on AIM

davepoobond: hey fag

davepoobond: whats up dick pie face shit man

davepoobond: down in the dumps?

davepoobond: dont got anything to hump?

davepoobond: then jump up and down on your neighbor!

davepoobond: its lots of fun, especially with golfing shoes!

davepoobond: wooo! woo! woo!

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

Fajita Bum: i like cheese

davepoobond: i like pudding

davepoobond: pop poop!

davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee

Fajita Bum: poopies taste like a fresh mountain spring that has just been pooped in

davepoobond: ah, yes

Fajita Bum: yea

davepoobond: especially when u toss it around in a bag

davepoobond: and then put it in your hair

davepoobond: and use it as shampoo

davepoobond: get it!?!

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: shamPOOOO

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

Fajita Bum: shampoooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your wrong

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: i know u

davepoobond: are

Fajita Bum: im right

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your left

Fajita Bum: yes

Fajita Bum: i am middle

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: you are upside down

davepoobond: rolling around in your own dooooodooooo

davepoobond: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooo

Fajita Bum: no im right side left

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: doodies poopies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your wrong!

Fajita Bum: yes

yes

yesyesyesyes

davepoobond: nonononononononononononono

Fajita Bum: yea

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your unsure of yourself

davepoobond: you dont know squiddly pie!

Fajita Bum: im sure of himself

davepoobond: no your not

davepoobond: your sure of a butt!

Fajita Bum: yes im not

Fajita Bum: who is this

davepoobond: nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah

davepoobond: you peed in your pants!

Fajita Bum: is this brian

davepoobond: i can smell it from heeeeeere

davepoobond: nooooooo

Fajita Bum: oh yea well i peed in ur pants too

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: so hahahahahhahahaha

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you cant do that

Fajita Bum: yes

yes

yes

davepoobond: you were at the cheeseeeeeeeeee shop

Fajita Bum: i can

Fajita Bum: mayb u cant

davepoobond: with a dead parrot!

Fajita Bum: no it was a cannerie

davepoobond: no, i’m ceartain it was a parrot

davepoobond: it was saying, “fuck you fuck you” before it die

davepoobond: what were you doing with the poor parrot

Fajita Bum: IT WAS A CANNERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: NOOO

Fajita Bum: UUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fajita Bum: YES

davepoobond: YOU FUCKED A PARROT AND KILLED IT AT A CHEESE SHOP, YOU SICK BASTARD

Fajita Bum: i do

Fajita Bum: u dont understand i dont not understand

davepoobond: thats good

davepoobond: that means you suck

davepoobond: you suck on pissed on peaaaaaaaassssssssss

Fajita Bum: nope

wronggy poo

davepoobond: you know i’m right

davepoobond: you 25 second farter

davepoobond: :-(;-):-P:-(;-):-P:-(;-)=-O:-(;-)=-O:-P:-*;-):-P:-*;-):-P=-O:-*:-(;-):-P:-D

davepoobond: :-!

Fajita Bum: squackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: pshwagagagagillge

davepoobond: u suck

Fajita Bum: hello brian

davepoobond: i’m not brian

Fajita Bum: yes u r

davepoobond: i’m davepoobond

davepoobond: brian is the gayest name in the world! why would i have that name!?

Fajita Bum: cause u do

davepoobond: if i had that name, i would change it as soon as i knew

Fajita Bum: but u have it now and u will always have it

Fajita Bum: cause i say poo poo on u too

Fajita Bum: so ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

davepoobond: ………………………….no

Fajita Bum: yes……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

davepoobond: boy, you smeeeeellllllll

Fajita Bum: so i dont care

Fajita Bum: guess who i am

davepoobond: did you check your insides lately? theres a nasty virus from vietnam that a lot of piss builds up in your body and then you suddenly EXPLODE!!!!!!!

Fajita Bum: my name

davepoobond: i dont have to guess

Fajita Bum: k then who am i

davepoobond: you cant make me guess

Fajita Bum: yes thats what im doin right now

davepoobond: you would think i would say “fajita bum”

Fajita Bum: stupid face

davepoobond: but its not!

Fajita Bum: nope

Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahaha

davepoobond: cuz its a guy named “fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch”

Fajita Bum: ur right

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: yes!

davepoobond: you said i was!

davepoobond: you are fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch

Fajita Bum: im fajita bums friend but u dont know my name

Fajita Bum: hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

davepoobond: how would you know

Fajita Bum: cause i dp

Fajita Bum: do

Fajita Bum: *

davepoobond: nooooo

Fajita Bum: guess my name

davepoobond: u r a big piece of poop from under the bed, arent you

davepoobond: you took over the house with your other poopy friends from the toilet

Fajita Bum: nope

Fajita Bum: close though

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: i know!

davepoobond: YOURE AN INFESTED CHEEESE MAN FROM URANUS

Fajita Bum: no not even close

davepoobond: ……..are you a box of pudding?

Fajita Bum: hmmmmmmmm i dont know mayb

davepoobond: you’re a socially active grizzly bear named “poof!”

Fajita Bum: sumtimes

davepoobond: you’re a piece of pie?

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: brb, gotta go to the little buffalo’s room

Fajita Bum: no

Fajita Bum: just p ur pants

davepoobond: i didnt need to pee

davepoobond: i twisted my leg, and the wrench was in there

Fajita Bum: fajita bum says ur name is brian beer or sumthing like that

davepoobond: thats right, you caught me!

davepoobond: fajita bum, you bastard!

Fajita Bum: i told u

Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

davepoobond: u told me what

Fajita Bum: that ur name wus brian

davepoobond: …………who

Fajita Bum: nevermind

davepoobond: what are you talking about

davepoobond: yeah, you better never mind!

Fajita Bum: igg cya bb!

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you wont c me

davepoobond: ttttttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: u poonis

davepoobond: dont u have to leave

davepoobond: leave already!

davepoobond: youuuuuuuu fffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd

davepoobond: peeef!