| Kevin Smokin Cur | 18/Oct/2001:23:22:54 | |
| why do i like to get high i dont know, the chicken bites the leg of the crow, the crops come to life in the snow, why is that so i dont know i dont know?? Why does the school keep you there, there a fraud, how do they keep you there its the law, i could escape if i had a saw, oh it is wrong so it is wrong! We cant be free if the n*ggers are here, exploding black faces oh dear oh dear, blasting the faces in places so cheer and sleep while your sleeping or you’ll fear the mirror. when you look in it the death forms around you, spirits of guests form all surround you, trapped in a room with no lights to turn on, if you do then the spirits will burn and be gone. If they return you wont see them for long, ill pack them up and smoke my bong. Now that you’ve read another song iv’e lead you to beleive that i’m wrong, but only if you think that you are and im the one that will run very far, eternal detentions and bombs in your car, did i forget to mention that i am a star, and my name is ke |
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Squackle Guestbook #20503
| Kevin Pot Smokin Cur | 18/Oct/2001:22:00:04 | |
| My phone is off the wall and the cats are on fire again. the trash should be takin out or was it in? Either way it is, it is a strange thing. When the phone is disconnected and the mother fucker rings. who let the dogs out. The farmers on the hill. The black bandits commin, and the nazi want to kill. The chinese cook burnt the fish, and randy dropped the soap. And i found a genei with a wish, will i get it? I hope? If the pepsi is getting warm get it cold before it does, cause when its cold its the cure for cottonmouth and gets rid of all the fuzz. If your not high get high, and if your high get hire, you of all should no that to get high you need a lighter. To get high is to fly into a wall and go through, and to die is to fly into a wall and go boom. If you understand all this your fucked up, or your nutz, I am i just smoked some good budz. If the light is underwater, and your daughters in a thong, Keep your fuckin bags steady cause we’re ready for this bong, if you like this son |
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Squackle Guestbook #20502
| Kevin Pot Smokin Cur | no | 18/Oct/2001:21:47:21 |
| Danny can you read me. spock is commin out from under the rock. he walks up slowly and says{HELLO}danny screams and runs why did he run. I asked the guy later where danny went he went to sleep. where at in the house?? he told me now you will return to the ambro flacket and that is where it got weirder than hell. EMAIL ME TO FIND OUT MORE. |
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Squackle Guestbook #20501
| kristin | 18/Oct/2001:20:37:59 | |
| where in the heck do you guys come up with this stuf?? i mena c’mon it’s funny! but it sounds liek some things 3 year olds would come up with. i guess that is a good thing, great site thought! |
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UPDATE, week of 10-14-01
davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups
stimpyismyname: make the stupid guys like adman and that other guy stop updating
blowthetoad: DAVE BOND IS A FLEMINGO SLOPPY JOE! MOO LIKE A LION BOND! :: Bond poops like a penguin ::…DAMN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!
stuff updated/put up:
Poems – Puff The Magic Dragon, Just-for-poop, Ponderous Poop…, Hi Dacky!, My Life, FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE!, Learn More
Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes
Video Games – FF7: W-Item Cheat
UPDATE, week of 10-7-01
davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups
elmoisfurry: Kako, The Colombian Drug Lord has moved back to Colombia to regain his drug-lordmanship and has not been heard from for about a year by any of the Squackle members. He is now not a Squackle member anymore.
BALTAUR SAMA: SQUACKLE IS UPDATING!
Adman: i found a whole pack of those sticky velcro pads, weeeeeeeeee!
stuff updated/put up:
Poems – My Uncle The Turd Chaser
About Us – no more Kako, the Colombian Drug Lord
Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, What’s Your Star Wars Name?, Find Your Retard Name
UPDATE, week of 9-30-01
davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page!
stimpyismyname: blowthetoad is gay.
elmoisfurry: sniff mah bonbons
stuff updated/put up:
Sports Arena – Download v1.0 of Board-Walk (Size: 27 kb)
Stupid IMs – tammysyours205 IM, Puzzled 469 Sex IM, megangirl1194 IM, sexmonster9321 IM, Thoroughbred IM, Lil Angel Gurl IM 3, Lil Angel Gurl IM 4, SexySavannah21 IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, Fast SEX 4 U IM, BALTAUR SAMA IM, SheMaleHo IM, BALTAUR SAMA IM 2, Berrybud IM 4, davepoobond IM 6, “Censored” IMs, Daisy IM, Holmes IM, chronic haze IM, JerseyDevils IM, Sparrow IM, TheMuIIetMaMa IM, davepoobond IM
Squackle Guestbook #20499
| coax | some weird stuff | 29/Sep/2001:11:11:35 |
| img src=”http://members.aol.com/thecoaxcutter/images/face2.gif” width=108 height=131 alt=”the coaxcutter’s page” border=”0″ align=”left” hello just surfed in |
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UPDATE, week of 9-23-01
stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar
blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!
stuff updated/put up:
Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions
Chat Room Stuff – Rhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World
The Screwed Up World – The Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires
Stories – The Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm
Songs – Buy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)
UPDATE, week of 9-16-01
Blind Bubba: your site sux0rs
elmoisfurry: Wha’s Like Us?!?!? Damn Few And They’re A’ Deid!!!!
stuff updated/put up:
The Screwed Up People – Mr. C Fat Nuts: What Mr. C Fat Nuts Eats For Lunch and Such, davepoobond: A Letter Home, Nose: A Letter Home, Nose: jkjkjkjkdsbnA DS DGFV NNNNNNVBBNVNN
The Screwed Up Town – Stupid Notes, Stupid Note, Stupid Note 2, PTA Protest At a School
About Us – 1 Poop Troop joined
Other Junk – Mind Trick (Or Not), Only in America…
The Screwed Up Country – Destruction of the Twin Towers and Such
UPDATE, week of 9-09-01
elmoisfurry: ………………………u…….BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out. Please visit our sponsors by the way.
(For those of you who don’t know who donkmaster is, he’s a stupid poop head that used to be a Squackle! member)
stuff updated/put up:
Poems – I Want To Be a Cashier, Paleantology Is Awesome, Flip Flop –, I Love My Erasers So Much, A Very Nice Poem, Where? There!, Be Amazed
The Screwed Up Town – Black Out Notice From School
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Proud About 8th Grade, davepoobond: What a Life!, davepoobond’s sister: The Reasons Why davepoobond’s Sister Wants Her Hair Braided
Squackle Quotes – Around School, Radio, The Internet, Nose, davepoobond
UPDATE, week of 9-03-01
stimpyismyname: something, how bout like, you write the alphabet or something. are you just writing what i’m saying? ………oh great…..uhhhhh what?
blowthetoad: my goldfish is sexier than Nose’s nose
stuff updated/put up:
UPDATE, week of 8-26-01
Caca Master: LADEPOOCA!
Adman: Waka Waka Waka
davepoobond: please please pleeeeeassee visit our sponsors, the one at the very top of the page, PLEASE. You DO want the pop ups and the big black bar thingy to go away dont you? The Bulletin Board is dead, go to it and post stuff.
stuff updated/put up:
Songs – Green Poopies, Pick of Bum
SBC – Ghostwroter Episode 1, Squackle! TV Show Episode 1, Movie: Pencil Eraser, Scluckle Episode 1, Short Film: Boy Bands, Short Film: Pikachu vs. Britney Spears
Stupid IMs – sPOtLiTEswEEtY IM, elementcky IM, doman IM, Crest kid IM, ~lil basketball gurl~ IM, seostar IM, Billling help 96 IM, YoursTruly IM, Lil Angel Gurl IM 2, mcbain IM, mcbain IM 2, Crest kid IM 2, AWSSkater IM, FrozenToThisWorld IM, a stray cat IM, JoyInLA IM, Fluffy Fox IM, MyLeftTesticle IM, Fast SEX 4 U 212 IM, Cute Horny Lara IM, elmoisfurry IM, Ryu IM, Ryu IM 2, MARCELY IM, Berrybud IM 2, Para IM 4, Berrybud IM 3, Figursk8r IM, Para IM 5, Fire IM, Vegichan IM, JenYourSexy21 IM, Mwahbabyxoxo21 IM, MyLeftTesticle IM, davepoobond IM 5, AWSSkater IM
Squackle Guestbook #20498
| name | homepage title | 24/Aug/2001:15:08:06 |
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UPDATE, week of 8-19-01
stimpyismyname: hi. the hokey pokey is coming back, and I’m gonna be first in line!
blowthetoad: I am the muffin man, therefore i am a muffin, with a male organ. ::Veronica::
stuff updated/put up:
Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb, The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG
Other Junk – What’s Your Star Wars Name?
Squackle Quotes – What the Critics Say About Squackle