Tag Archives: Screwed Up Chronicles

Site Updates, Squackle Sports Arena

UPDATE, week of 1-6-02

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davepoobond: Yay. I’m 16 years old.

elmoisfurry: hold on a sec and ill get ya a good one

stimpyismyname: three cheers for squackle because it sucks. hahahaha.

stuff updated/put up:

The Screwed Up Country – USA: Death and Dying in the American Civil War, USA: Thoughts on George W. Bush, USA: What a Pissy Girl

Squackle Sports Arena – Catapault…Stupid Style! Rules

Squackle Quotes – elmoisfurry, davepoobond, stimpyismyname, The Internet, TV, Around School, Mrs. Stickums, Radio

Dictionary – 940 words in the dictionary, 5 new words

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 10-28-01

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davepoobond: Happy Halloween. Please visit the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups. PLEEAASSE

blowthetoad: I wan’t chicken, I wan’t liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver!

stuff updated/put up:

The Screwed Up World – Why They Leave Pistachios In The Shells, The Mystery of Shakespere, Obesity, What Happens When Grandmas Die

The Screwed Up People – Adman’s Hangover, How I Feel, Adman’s Killer Instinct, Dustbusting My Keyboard, davepoobond’s Trip to Alcatraz

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 10-14-01

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davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

stimpyismyname: make the stupid guys like adman and that other guy stop updating

blowthetoad: DAVE BOND IS A FLEMINGO SLOPPY JOE! MOO LIKE A LION BOND! :: Bond poops like a penguin ::…DAMN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!

stuff updated/put up:

Poems – Puff The Magic Dragon, Just-for-poop, Ponderous Poop…, Hi Dacky!, My Life, FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE!, Learn More

Songs – Laughing Out Loud

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Video Games – FF7: W-Item Cheat

Stupid IMs – BlackOneHunter IM 2

The Screwed Up People – blowthetoad: A Note From Tim

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UPDATE, week of 9-23-01

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stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar

blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!

stuff updated/put up:

Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions

Chat Room Stuff – Rhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World

The Screwed Up World – The Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires

Stories – The Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm

Songs – Buy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)

SBC – Commercial: Floppy Watches

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 9-16-01

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Blind Bubba: your site sux0rs

elmoisfurry: Wha’s Like Us?!?!? Damn Few And They’re A’ Deid!!!!

stuff updated/put up:

The Screwed Up People – Mr. C Fat Nuts: What Mr. C Fat Nuts Eats For Lunch and Such, davepoobond: A Letter Home, Nose: A Letter Home, Nose: jkjkjkjkdsbnA DS DGFV NNNNNNVBBNVNN

The Screwed Up Town – Stupid Notes, Stupid Note, Stupid Note 2, PTA Protest At a School

About Us – 1 Poop Troop joined

Other Junk – Mind Trick (Or Not), Only in America…

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond

The Screwed Up Country – Destruction of the Twin Towers and Such

Stupid IMs – jace man IM, BballSparkle IM

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 9-09-01

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elmoisfurry: ………………………u…….BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out. Please visit our sponsors by the way.

(For those of you who don’t know who donkmaster is, he’s a stupid poop head that used to be a Squackle! member)

stuff updated/put up:

Poems –  I Want To Be a Cashier, Paleantology Is Awesome, Flip Flop –, I Love My Erasers So Much, A Very Nice Poem, Where? There!, Be Amazed

Chat Room Stuff – chat

The Screwed Up Town – Black Out Notice From School

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Proud About 8th Grade, davepoobond: What a Life!, davepoobond’s sister: The Reasons Why davepoobond’s Sister Wants Her Hair Braided

Other Junk – The Number List

Squackle Quotes – Around School, Radio, The Internet, Nose, davepoobond

Site Updates

UPDATE, week of 8-13-01

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elmoisfurry: die dave die. please visit our sponsors, and go to the Bulletin Board and post something there

davepoobond: hey, if you want to talk to us, try going to chat rooms named “Squackle.” On AIM/AOL buddy chats, I’ll be on there, with the name CashMoneyMoolah or davepoobond. Try and see if we’re there.

stuff updated/put up:

About Us – 3 Poop Troops joined

Songs – A Man Named Stan, The Nancy Way Song

Poems – A Man From Peru, Are You a Good Sport?

Movies – Dacky Flipbook

Stories – Goopy Blip

The Screwed Up Country – USA: Ronald McDonald is Dead, USA: School Shootings and Whatever, Australia: Beware of the Dingos

The Screwed Up People – Emily Dickinson: Who Emily Dickinson Is, Emily Dickinson: Stuff Emily Dickinson Would Personify, davepoobond: If I Made the Republics of Antartica and the Arctic, davepoobond: The Failures Of davepoobond, davepoobond: Poetic Brainstorming: What I Think When I Hear “Poetry”

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UPDATE 2 of week of 8-05-01

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elmoisfurry: I dont know I forgot I was gonna say something but I had to….bleh…

stuff updated/put up:

About Us – 6 Poop Troops joined

Squackle Quotes – elmoisfurry

The Screwed Up People – Adman’s Mom: Old Lesbians Handing Out Cats

Squackle! Network

Animations – Bat Angel, Chocobo, Green Skull, Jumping Gopher, Little Lightning, Queen Bitch

Bulletin Board – new posts

Songs – A Word From the Man, Popeye Songs

Squackle Quiz

Movies – Mr. T Shot Tupac, Mr. T Shot Tupac Episode 1, Vader’s First Job

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-23-01

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davepoobond: big update..yeah…click on banners..doesnt take much effort…i took down the Censored Version of SBC. cuz if you dont like to read cuss words, kiss my ass! Tell your friends about Squackle! If you want to give out advertisements for Squackle out around school or something, print out the Squackle’s Advertisement and give it out.

Stimpyismyname: yeah, sure

Elmoisfurry: um……………

stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Links
Squackle Metaphors
Squackle Quiz
Squackle Poems – My Belly Button, Saying Sorry, The Cook
The Screwed Up Country – The Recount (2000)
The Screwed Up World – Why Doctors Are Called Quacks
Other Junk – Interesting Facts, Top 10 Excuses To Use If One Game Remains and Two People Want It
Squackle Pictures – Catch
Stupid IMs – Holmes IM 2, Gayle IM
Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. DYKE, Ms. E, Ms. Signs, Mrs. Stickums, Donkmaster, Around School, Misc. quotes

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-2-01

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IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHERE THE POLL IS, ITS GONE FOR THE TIME BEING, AND WE ARE GOING TO PUT IT UP AGAIN, JUST WAIT

davepoobond: sorry for the late update…i’m just not getting much inspiration to update squackle anymore…but sometimes i do, and this is the type of stuff i actually get on. By the way, i took down our “chat” thingy, since no one is actually using it, and seperated the Chat Room Stuff from the IMs, and made it into its own directory, so check out the new home page for Chat Room Stuff.

Elmoisfurry: boogly boogly boo!!!!!!!!!!

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle’s Chat Room Stuff

Squackle Quotes: Misc. quotes, Ms. E quotes, Ms. Signs quotes, Mrs. Stickums

The Screwed Up World: Global Population, What is culture?, Reflection on the 1st Quarter of Regional Studies, Globalearn.com, Stuff at the Zoo I Was Scared of, The George Carlin Theory

Stupid IMs: “Are You Potty Trained?” IMs, SuperKim IM

Other Junk: Holmes’ Sayings for a Converstion

Site Updates

UPDATE 1-20-01

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davepoobond: enjoy what we have now…i got a lot more, but i wont update till tomorrow, since these are really big things…especially the BLACKLABL IMs, i cant put up anymore stuff, on account that i have no time. sorry.

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMs: BLACKLABL IMs

Squackle Metaphors

The Screwed Up World: Contra: Legacy Of War

Site Updates, Squackle Sports Arena

UPDATE 1-12-01

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Stimpyismyname: i need some links to good sites with psx .cue files

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Quotes: davepoobond quotes, Ms. E quotes, Mrs. DYKE quotes

Stupid IMs: davepoobond IM

The Screwed Up World: Toe Cheese, This and That Theory, A Story About a Phone and My Head

Squackle Stories: The Ham Pan Story, The Day I Went Blind, The Reason Pigs Fly: A Manifesto

Squackle Sports Arena: Pencil Wrestling Rules

Other Junk: Funny Profiles

Squackle Poems: If I Had 3 Wishes

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UPDATE 12-16-00

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davepoobond: hello…sorry for the late update…i took down the quiz, i’m having some problems…

stuff updated/put up:

Win Our Award!

Squackle Songs: The Appliance Song, just lyrics to a “potential” song

Other Junk: Squackle Quotes, Mrs. DYKE Conversation: Puppies

Squackle Poems: poo poo, They Mold,  Table Chairs

The Screwed Up Town: Ms. E The Math Teacher Is Boring

The Screwed Up Country: Notes on China

The Screwed Up World: Literacy Rates, What Teachers Think About Those “Stupid Clicky Eraser Thingys!”, It Would Be Really Strange If Cameras Flew

Squackle Stories: Municipal Poopoo – a story about a piece of poop that is a detective in a sespool

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UPDATE 12-03-00

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davepoobond:  well, we have some stuff, but i would really like it if anyone sent anything in.  you don’t even have to make it, and i’ll give you credit for it.  its not that hard!

stuff updated/put up:

Downloads

Squackle Poems:  The Plastic Gore Head Said, My Chin is on the Wall

Squackle Songs:   Popeye Songs – submitted by davepoobond, but we don’t know who originally made them up.

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes, Not Really Called Anything…

Squackle Stories:  The Manicle – a story about a super hero

The Screwed Up Country:  Version 1 of the President of Brazil’s Inaugural Speech – by davepoobond and elmoisfurry