Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »
Don't know who to vote for this election? Well, luckily for you, there's the Presidential debates, broadcasted to the millions of people in the United States and all around ... Read more..
Monday, January 7th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »
These are ridiculous reasons why you should study geometry according to Carolina Mathmatic in Burlington, North Carolina 27215.
This poster was in Dr. OldNBald’s room, and pisses me off so much, ... Read more..
Thursday, December 2nd, 2010 Posted in Internet, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »
While I'm at work, I get to read Yahoo! News. I've got plenty of time to catch up on everything that's fucked up with the world, and all this stuff ... Read more..
Friday, January 14th, 2011 Posted in Music, Screwed Up Chronicles | 3 Comments »
I don't know if it's just me or not but Katy Perry's Firework song is strange. Not only does comparing yourself to a 2-second burst of light that is simply ... Read more..
Friday, February 18th, 2011 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
We all have things to do. Sometimes we put them in a list. Well, today I found a list of things to do on the ground. And since I didn't ... Read more..
Thursday, March 3rd, 2011 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »
I kid you not, this is the exact text from which I found on a poster board at my high school. The spelling and grammar errors are exactly as they ... Read more..
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | 49 Comments »
Recently I was introduced to a... unique company. I don't want to say "pyramid scheme," but it really is a legal version of it -- known as multi-level or referral ... Read more..
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011 Posted in Internet, Screwed Up Chronicles | 2 Comments »
Netflix has been making some profound missteps in recent months. It definitely shows up in their stock price... it's not every company's intentions to drop 50% in three months due ... Read more..
Sunday, September 16th, 2012 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »
I sometimes scour the internet for all things hilarious.
More recently, that includes dating sites -- especially for choice quotes. My God, what a treasure trove I have stumbled upon -- ... Read more..
Monday, December 10th, 2012 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I found this ridiculously asinine list of apparent requirements that some random stupid girl threw up on her dating profile. Since it was so terrible, I decided to break down ... Read more..
Wednesday, July 10th, 2013 Posted in Internet, Quotes | No Comments »
YouSendIt, my "favorite" file sharing service (mostly because of the customer interactions and complete buffoonery that seems to run their business) has decided to ruin the one thing that they ... Read more..
Thursday, August 29th, 2013 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »
The back of my box of Prismacolor Verithin Colored Pencils had the following to say:
A Definite Strong Point
Prismacolor Verithin Pencils have harder, more durable leads that complement the soft thick ... Read more..
Thursday, April 24th, 2014 Posted in Music, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
To continue on the earlier thought that practically every song Katy Perry sings is about Katy Perry taking it from a very large penis in some shape or form, her ... Read more..