Q: Why did the little mouse run away from home?
A: Because his father was a rat
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Joke #24420
Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them goes:
“I think the book was better.”
The tea is too cold…
I found this at school.
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The tea is too cold
The tea is too hot. I can’t drink it.
I can’t put my dictionary in my pocket. My dictionary is too big.
An elephant is too big. A mouse is too small.
I can’t buy a boat because it’s too expensive, but Anita can buy one if she wants to.
We went to the Rocky Mountains for our vacation. The mountains are too beautiful.
I can’t eat this food because it’s too salty.
Amanda doesn’t like her room in the dorm. She thinks it’s too small.
I lost your dictionary. I’m too sorry. I’ll buy you a new one.
A: Do you like your math course?
B: Yes. It’s too difficult, but I enjoy it.
nosencon
nosencon – adj. to not know anything about computers. In particular, something like how to click-and-drag the computer mouse.
Ex. Everyone I work with is nosencon. They need to get a fucking clue and learn how to use a fucking computer.
Quote #21634
“Oh baby i’m rubbing my spacebar keep moving your mouse oh yah baby here i go i’m gonna download all over my key board here it goes uhhhhh say my name baby ……”
– on a girl’s dating profile
Joke #20942
Q: What is tan and has a truck?
A: A mouse going on vacation.
Joke #18289
Q: What do mice use to make sandwiches?
A: Shortbread.
Joke #17981
Q: What do cats use to keep their breath fresh?
A: Mouse wash.
Purr-fect Pet Proverbs
Don’t put the cat before the horse.
It takes one to show one.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a Manx healthy, wealthy, and wise.
No mews is good mews.
A stitch in time saves nine lives.
He who laps last laps best.
A rolling bone gathers no moss.
Mice guys finish last.
Joke #17466
Q: What is an important aid in good grooming for pet mice?
A: Mousewash!
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Johnny Curson
Joke #17455
Q: Which is the cats’ all-time favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Point out 3 basic, plain words referring to everyday items
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“The stout little gopher had eaten the dead gerbil, hamster, rat, mouse, and beaver because of a dare made by another gopher buddy”
– davepoobond
Quote #16240
“your mouse died. its frozen if you want it”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school