Q: Where do you find prehistoric cows?
A: In a mooseum.
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Joke #24683
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Basketbull
Materials: A ball, a bull (or cow)
Number of Players: 2-6
What you do:
Throw the ball at the bull to see if it would chase you.
If it doesn’t then you would have to find something red. Wear something protective. Have fun.
Joke #24427
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I’m a helicopter.
Joke #24424
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
logixlogy
logixlogy – v. to sleep with cows, chickens, and pigs
ellosel
ellosel – v. to milk another person’s cow
Joke #21187
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, “no, the steaks are too high.”
Joke #21181
Two cows standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.
“It’s true, no bull!”
Joke #20944
Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?
A: None – they are made out of cows.
Joke #20913
Q: What does a cow use for math?
A: A cowculator.
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Joke #18736
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”
Joke #18665
A church-going cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
The next morning a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes!
He took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heaven-ward and exclaimed, “Praise God! It’s a miracle!”
“Not really….” said the cow. “Your name was written inside the cover.”
Joke #18364
Q: What’s the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
A: One trains the steers, the other steers the trains.