The owner of a fan page on Facebook for a local fast food joint’s breakfast burrito is currently having a meltdown. Instead of the page being about Breakfast Burritos, it is now about lifted Ford trucks, but still retains the Breakfast Burrito name.
Here are some select pieces observed that are worth preserving.
Q: What is tan and has a truck?
A: A mouse going on vacation.
Q: What does an elephant call when he hurts his toe?
A: A tow truck.
Q: Where do you park a truckload of pigs?
A: In an empty porking place!
JUDGE: “Who was driving when you ran into the truck?”
PRISONER: “No one was, Your Honor. We were all in the back seat singing!”
What kind of luck do I have? Yesterday I found a ten-dollar bill in the middle of the street. And when I bent over to pick it up, I got hit by a truck.
WIFE: “It’s outrageous that this tow truck driver is charging fifty dollars to tow us only two miles.”
HUSBAND: “Don’t worry, dear, he’s going to earn his pay. I have the brakes on.”
Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him.
Bernie struggles to tell Morris, “My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She’s so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside.”
“What does she read?” asks Morris.
“My life insurance policy.”
Q: What do you call a talk show host who gets hit by a doughnut truck?
A: Sally Jelly Raphael
chetra – n. a truck, a fire hydrant, and a big mess