In the below image, I am “David.”
The guy eventually apologized and deleted all of his posts, saying that he was drunk when he posted. But that isn’t funny.
The owner of a fan page on Facebook for a local fast food joint’s breakfast burrito is currently having a meltdown. Instead of the page being about Breakfast Burritos, it is now about lifted Ford trucks, but still retains the Breakfast Burrito name.
Here are some select pieces observed that are worth preserving.
A facebook friend shared this picture on his wall, which spurted the following conversation:
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: 1.7 trillion over 10, sounds like the best for our country right now… Socialism bitch slap from across the ocean just reached America.
Travis: Please educate yourself… http://www.reddit.com/tb/
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: LOL! educate yourself.
David: Looks great, aside from the extra cost of all that additional necessary stuff. Pricing us right into nationalized healthcare. On someone else’s watch (because if he doesn’t get re-elected, then he can blame this mess on someone else. If he does, then it was all part of his plan and it’s “doing just fine”)
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: It’s just disgusting. It’s a complete failure to America. Why not have states compete? Wait for the date people push HC for their pets. You’ll get more for that then family or friends or donations
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: ObamaCare is just a way to let socialist into this country and see how good socialism works around the world. check it yourself on more than one page.. many places and learn it yourself read up on it understand it.. Fuck OC as in obamacare.
davepoobond: Yeah those fuckin people with preexisting sicknesses can go fuck themselves. If they want to die then they can go die on their own dime.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: You are either funny or ignorant? You figure it out. We have more problems with ObamaC then we are now. Over the years if a panel thinks you shouldn’t live cause your 60 with cancer you get cut from medical help. You’re baby has 103 temp and sick if they are too young can get denied help. DO YOUR WORK FOOLS!
davepoobond: oh, the part where they scrapped the “death panel” thing you’re talking about? http://
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: Wow one thing gone, if thats true.. So your telling me you know all about this HC plan that I’m pretty sure no one has read the whole plan yet? Like Pelosi who said you’ll have to pass it to find out what’s in it? Or do you just like it cause you hear it’s good? You think I would really tell someone whose sick to go fuck themselves? Guy there are better ways that our easily more explained and can help more people that this nonsense… Even your liberal buddy Bob Beckel who couldn’t receive HC after his heart attack and open heart surgery went across state lines and received HC, so why shouldn’t we just open that door to everyone and let HIC compete then rates will drop and you don’t have to write a new plan over 900 or some odd pages. And we wouldn’t have to change this country in to something it should never be. Also when did it become every hard working Americans job to take care of everyone else. You know that’s how America wanted to be at first then they realized how many people took advantage of it and didn’t do shit. So they came about capitalism and competed to keep people working for what they need. Obamacare is a complete failure to this country and everything we gone through to get what we become.
davepoobond: wow. i find it absolutely hilarious you wrote all that, but it still doesn’t deny the fact that i researched the topic you brought up, proved it as false, and then you dismissed it like it was nothing. it isn’t even an issue of whether or not the bill is something to get behind or not. it is about you hiding behind the fact that you were wrong and now you cant accept it. hahah.
davepoobond: im not even liberal. my views are generally more of a neo-conservative. so i’m sorry that i stepped on your toes.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: How was I wrong when what you put up hasn’t even be denied just talk about how it should be taken out, so in the long run I was tight.
davepoobond: how does the sentence “A Senate panel has decided to scrap the part ” imply any part of temporary status regarding that part of the bill?
davepoobond: also from the article: “Legislation passed by the Senate’s health committee does not include the consultation measure.”
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: I didn’t see a date to the one, cause last I heard after the date above Aug, 14 2009 it was still going. SO unless you can put a date to that for me. I will believe if the plan holds up and you don’t see it happening. Obama has already lied several times before whose to say he wont again.
davepoobond: From wikipedia: Passed the Senate as the “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act” on December 24, 2009 (60–39) with amendment.
Passed the House on October 8, 2009 (416–0)
So you’re saying within 2 months after that article was written, they reincluded the “death panel” clause in there and it got approved after it was taken out? They removed something only to put it back in, is what you are saying. Not only that, the onus of proof is on you at this point. I’ve already proven my point.
Also, I find it hilarious that you would think they would be able to revise the bill and approve it unilaterally in the house in 2 months and then added back in the next month in the senate. That’s some fast government work if i ever heard of it! It’s like they almost didn’t want to add something like that back in…
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: Will see what happens when my 70 year old parents get sick.
davepoobond: So instead of “doing your own work” on research like you were preaching earlier you’re going to take the lazy road and not show any proof of what you were proclaiming as the truth and presenting a fallacious strawman of your parents getting sick in some undeclared point in the future to prove your point? Get out of here with that crap, man. Put your money where your mouth is. Show me proof that the death panel exists and is in the law.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: Really, This is what I read in your wiki. “Death panel” is a political term that originated during a 2009 debate about federal health care legislation to cover the uninsured in the United States.” Then if you read all of it later down the line you see in 2010 a dem supporter still talks about how your medical conditions will be put in front of a group of an elected few to some and reviewe… Now if that’s not the true meaning of death panel in its own sick way then believe what you want, and when it comes to haunt you then you can go complain to someone like yourself who will post some article from the left then use wiki, without reading the whole page. I’m done now I have proved you wrong when there was something about it before 2009 then they change the words and keep it in the bill but you don’t care for that either.
davepoobond: The page I linked does not have that quote. I typed it in verbatim and nothing. The only mention of the word “council” on that page is for the national prevention health promotion and public health council which is for developing a health promotion strategy. Are you just making stuff up now?
davepoobond: Look up “death panel” on wikipedia. Right there it says it was dropped. Do I really have to keep proving this? I guess you can just keep on spouting disinformation. Doesn’t hurt to get your facts straight.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: That’s where I looked guy..
davepoobond: You are being painfully obtuse. Now that I know you’re looking at the “Death Panel” wikipedia article instead of the actual article I was REFERRING TO about the PPACA initially, it says IN THAT VERY LINE THAT YOU ARE QUOTING, NOW THAT I’M LOOKING AT THE RIGHT ARTICLE: “nothing in any proposed legislation would have allowed individuals to be judged to see if they were “worthy” of health care.”
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: All I can say is any article I have read says death panel is nothing and means nothing, but the more you read into Obamacare, I still read that there will be a group of PEOPLE no medical doctors or your opinion counts. When it comes to them, and the only way to get around it is private assistance what means leaving the country. Look at the whole Obama campaign with that little girl they use. Still in the mandate and still has people deciding when you get to an age who give the upwards or downwards signal of the thumb. You must agree with abortion and disagree with the death penalty.. cause this is the complete opposite. Once again all you feed me is a bunch of nonsense. I told you death panel was used as a political term in an earlier post and explained who decides your faith if you can’t find it then I’m not going to explain it… When the fucks who passed it wont keep it for themselves then you know its bad…. so you can go read the 2100 pages of his bill and when you get through it come talk to me then… LIKE I SAID I’M DONE WITH YOU.
davepoobond: you’re not even making complete sentences. you are completely going crazy, i hope you realize that nothing that you wrote out makes any sense. “Earlier” when you somehow said this exactly, and I’m copying and pasting: “Over the years if a panel thinks you shouldn’t live cause your 60 with cancer you get cut from medical help.”
That is not saying that you are saying that the death panel is nothing and means nothing. You have not shown me any proof or articles describing what it is you are talking about. You are telling me to go read a 2100 page health care bill. LOL. Can you not debate in a non fallacious fashion? Is all you can say “go find the proof for yourself”? That is not how it works. You are supposed to convince me of something with PROOF. You have NONE at this point in time. You are building up strawmen and that is a FALLACY. The onus of proof is on you to prove to me that whatever it is you are talking about exists.
And don’t think you can just make assumptions about what i believe about abortion and the death penalty. That isn’t even the point of what we are talking about. What are you trying to get at? Are you trying to hit at some other part of what I believe so you can just say that my opinion is less than yours? How is that going to help you? You said that there are death panels, you did not say “DEATH PANELS ARE USED AS A POLITICAL TERM” when describing about how your 70 year old parents will get sick in some future point of time and have their fates determined by a death panel.
You are trying to deflect, terribly. Learn how to think for yourself and actually learn how to argue your points. For all you know I am against the health care bill. What I AM for is the anti-disinformation. There is no point to lie about what is included in the health care reform bill whether or not you agree with it. It is okay to say that you were wrong, but you are so adamantly defending your position and twisting your own words to cover your own ass for some reason I can’t even begin to fathom.
Sorry, bud, you lose this one.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: WHy do I need to prove anything to you… I’m here to point out what I know and seen of the plan. You haven’t proved otherwise to me. If you can believe an article from someone you don’t know who is person like you or me but can’t believe what I say from my own intelligence of doing research what’s the difference… Why do I need to waste my time talking to a mindless zombie who cuts and paste but when I prove a point you say it’s nonsense and is no proof. Well I’m the proof, all I need is my mind to know count on memories… What would you do with out a computer carry around newspaper articles all day? I just need to know the research I done is in my head and everyone I talked to who isn’t an Obama lover agrees with me so I don’t know where you stand but I know you must only sit in front of your computer all day. So sorry bud when you stop working out and Obamacare cuts you from everything then you can write back to me… PEACE OUT, good luck with your articles hope they don’t brainwash you like the word death panel from the obvious fact there are people who sit on a panel and decide what your worth..
davepoobond: You are declaring yourself an expert on the topic, now? Seriously? You can’t honestly think that anyone in the world would take something as asinine as “I know it because I know it” as proof of anything. “You’re the proof.” You’re the proof, alright, of many other things. Not of anything that we are talking about. You are going bananas and off on tangents that do not make any sense. I behoove you, please realize you have just said that you need not prove what you say because what you say is infallible. You are essentially saying you are all-knowing.
I wasn’t even the one who used the word “panel” originally. You did! How am I the one being brainwashed? Have you never written a report for school before? In the Cited Works section did you just say “Me” for everything you wrote and didn’t even research the topic? That’s not how it works if you want to be seen as a legitimate source of information for anything.
You need to prove something to me because you keep saying everything I say is false. I say “show me how its false.” You say “no, I know its false so thats why its false.” HOW do you know this? Did you absorb the content of the bill by osmosis and then construe parts of the bill that do not exist in your head?
davepoobond: I posted an article from a person who is an actual journalist and has access to finding out information from the source. I can’t just talk to a senator if I want to. Do you not understand the concept of news?
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: Fine so you now are not doing your work and want me to send you crap from someone to read.. I can’t talk to a senator either but I don’t believe every freak reporter or I would be a mindless idiot like most other people look up Phil Roe- no smoke blown or IPAB (10) you can read all about a group of 15 people who decide your faith cause like your proving to them we need someone else to make your decision for you… Now that I proved my point from some article or so read you get you can stop and realize you run with the pact. Later guy now do your own work next time.
davepoobond: you’re not understanding that I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO ANY WORK TO PROVE YOUR POINT
davepoobond: i can’t believe how hard it is to have you post a link to anything. not to mention it probably wouldnt even be a reputable source outlet, but that’s beside the point.
(10 hours later)
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: You are a tool!
davepoobond: I would absolutely love to know the reasons why you think that I am a tool. Please, indulge me.
davepoobond: You don’t even have to provide any links.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: hahahaha You just proved it… lol You don’t even need a link. Fuck your links.. just like every leftist I know.. I need a link. I gave you stuff to look up but probably to much homework for you.
davepoobond: im going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that was just a funny joke. now, how about actually answering the question
davepoobond: and i just said you dont have to, so that means i DONT need a link. does that make me aligned to the right?
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: Go reread everything. This is my point to you. I told you what I know. I should need to prove anything to you by links but thats all you wanted so when I gave you links to look at you just blew it off go do your homework… I’m done with this tool it can’t be fixed I’m throwing it out.. You are a tool. point made many times but your just going to think your right. There is a panel of people who decide what to do about sick people and it is a tax and if Romneys boy really says Romney doesn’t thinks its a tax then no matter what this country is fucked.. I’m done with you if you reply I will not cause again there is no fixing this tool time to get rid of it like obamacare will do if your to old to them. so peace out guy.
davepoobond: you didnt give me any links!!!! describing an article is not linking something!!! you are the most ridiculous person in the world!!!
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: TOOL last chance Phil Roe- no smoke blown, or IPAB (10) you can read all about a group of 15 people who decide your faith. You must not read.
davepoobond: do you understand the internet? a link is a url not the name of a web site. ALSO, i’ve never even heard the name Phil Roe, but obviously he can’t be taken seriously as a journalist since he has an amazingly huge conflict of interest — he is a republican congressman! of course you’re not going to bother learning what conflict of interest means so i’m just going to also tell you I can’t even find the article on his stupid web site that you’re even REFERRING to. How about you actually copy and paste a link for me to actually look at!
Or would that be too leftist for you to do? Making it easy for someone to find what you are talking about!
davepoobond: here’s something for you look at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Payment_Advisory_Board
With regard to IPAB’s recommendations, the law says “The proposal shall not include any recommendation to ration health care, raise revenues or Medicare beneficiary premiums under section 1818, 1818A, or 1839, increase Medicare beneficiary cost sharing (including deductibles, coinsurance, and co-payments), or otherwise restrict benefits or modify eligibility criteria.”
There you go. They have nothing to do with approving individuals getting coverage they need.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: lol
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: goodbye guy
davepoobond: what’s so funny about that? hello?
davepoobond: it took me all of 5 minutes to disprove you again. you are the worst at life and the internet.
Since he stopped replying, the next day I went through and Liked all his posts.
Jeffrey DouchebagIdiot: holly pooh dude are we still on this page you should have tomorrow off go play with something, ladies offer you a lot. Just realize they have have a few bitches behind them giving you a bad name… Like if you should go home with them or not,.. Happy 4th guy!
A friend on Facebook posted this picture, which prompted the following conversation (I was being facetious, on purpose, but Oliver couldn’t get that from what I was saying, apparently):
Oliver Potisillegal: Damn peanuts, you scary!
davepoobond: couldnt you say that there are no deaths in marijuana because the government has done a very good job of limiting the adverse affects of the abuse of the drugs?
Oliver Potisillegal: David – The gov’t has done nothing to limit any adverse effects of the most widely available dangerous drugs; prescription drugs. Vicodin, oxycontin, xanax, adderall, codeine, and other opiates. So yeah I stand by my statement. by pushing people into more dangerous drugs, including alcohol, and tobacco instead of cannabis, the government has only lined the pockets of big pharma and the cartels.
davepoobond: well, that would be a fallacious argument. just because they havent done anything for other things doesn’t mean they didn’t do anything for the prior. just sayin!
Oliver Potisillegal: My point remains valid, just because nobody has died of cannabis through direct use, doesn’t mean it can be attributed to the government’s efforts. There’s hard evidence that the gov’t has done the contrary. This countries drug policies are seriously outdated, cause more harm than good and are pushing people into illicit black markets. Despite that, why hasn’t there been a single documented case of cannabis toxicity/overdose/
davepoobond: thats because we havent put a bunch of people that just hit the bong behind the wheel and say “let’s see what happens” yet
Oliver Potisillegal: As a matter of fact, yes,
davepoobond: then why do it at all
Oliver Potisillegal: Because If one decides to do it at all, it’s their choice and right, not the government’s. Besides I find it very hypocritical for society to push a culture of alcoholism and tobacco use yet at the same time vilify cannabis as a scourge when the real scourge is right in front of their noses. Despite that, I’d never condone outlawing alcohol or tobacco because well, it simply does not work. Do you remember reading about alcohol prohibition? The same thing is happening now, except that instead of going after the Al Capones and Nucky Johnsons, they’re going after patients and their caregivers. If you still do not believe of the benefits of cannabis vs. prescription drugs, alcohol, or tobacco, then this list will help clarify that cannabis is indeed useful to humanity:
Oliver Potisillegal: I’m enjoying this little debate, but seriously, our country’s antiquated drug laws are in need of serious reform. Too many people are being put away for possessing a plant. During its 4,000 year history of human use, cannabis has been medicine longer than it’s been a “dangerous narcotic.”
davepoobond: I don’t see how you can argue that society “pushes” a culture of alcoholism and tobacco use. The opposite is true. In fact I would say I was MORE pushed into smoking weed than either of the other two, which I never partook in tobacco or marijuana, and rarely for alcohol. So I still don’t understand what the point of smoking weed is if it doesn’t inhibit anything otherwise what is the point
Gloria: david, just look at the ads on TV, or in any magazine. you will find your answers.
Oliver Potisillegal: By point do you mean to get high? Because from a recreation viewpoint that’s the point of weed. I mean what’s the point of alcohol, to get intoxicated, right? However, there are additional medical benefits to marijuana than simply to get “high.” I’m not going into specific details because you can look it up on your own. You may not see any point, but more and more people including me, see it differently.
davepoobond: gloria, the only ads on tv that i see for tobacco are anti-use ads. also, magazines? this isn’t the 90s. print is not a influential form of media nowadays and will continue to decline. not to mention the top 4 magazines, including two AARP magazine publications, Better Homes and Gardens, and Game Informer would probably not ever have a print ad for a cigarette or even any alcohol brands. hard alcohol ads have only started appearing in the past couple years and they are heavily regulated, not to mention they arent even allowed to show anyone “drinking” the alcohol. And the most heavily advertised beers, like Bud Light and Coors Light are practically water anyway and the way they advertise isn’t as convincingly evil as you would make it out to be.
oliver, there are “additional benefits” to drinking alcohol as well. wine, for instance. i’m not gonna say any tobacco product has any “health benefits” but people can argue that there are just as easily as people who argue that marijuana has medical benefits as well.
Oliver Potisillegal: You realize that it’s not the alcohol itself that’s adding the benefits, but the polyphenols that are antioxydants. And you can argue whatever benefits alcohol may have all night, but that’s missing the point of my post entirely.
Second, this isn’t the 90’s? Have you picked up a copy of Rolling Stone? because I can point out at least 3-4 ads in your average issue for Bud Light, Stella Artois, Heineken, Absolut, Sky, should I continue?
Oliver Potisillegal: When one is inundated with alcohol and cig ads their whole life, one becomes desensitized and may not perceive any “evil.” My point is give me a choice, it’s my right, not the government’s.
davepoobond: so then once marijuana becomes legal how do you perceive marijuana ads doing the same thing alcohol and tobacco ads are doing? not as bad because why?
davepoobond: and rolling stone is not a kids magazine. you’re not giving people enough credit by saying they don’t already have a choice to choose to do the things they want to do.
davepoobond: you already have access to the marijuana you have and you already have the means to justify that it has no adverse effects on livelihood and presents no danger to anyone. you want to legalize it for what reason? to rationalize that it “isn’t bad for you” in the eyes of the government? what does it matter, you’re already doing it if you are and you’re already choosing to not do it if you don’t want to. the only reason to make the government not make it illegal is so that you can see advertising and see it in a grocery store, both of which are moot points because you already have access and the advertising doesn’t exactly appeal to anyone.
He never responded.
So, on Saturday, November 5, 2011, I get an add request from some random girl named Jelli. I don’t know who she is, never seen her before. Mind you, the picture I see is of a “white” girl… not a hint of Filipino that I can see…and yet…
The following conversation takes place:
davepoobond: do i know you?
Jelli: nope im just tryin to add you
Jelli: its up to you if you want to accept,im not forcing you..
davepoobond: well its fine, i just dont know if i know you is all 😛
Jelli: ok thanks
davepoobond: so what made you want to be my friend
Jelli: i want you to be my friend
(I’m thinking: OKAY, WTF??)
davepoobond: oh ok
Jelli: where you from?and how old are you?
davepoobond: I’m from la county originally. I live in orange county now… how about you
Jelli: im from los angeles,but now im here in philippines
davepoobond: Oh ok
davepoobond: What made you move out there
Jelli: visiting my aunt
Jelli: i want you to know im half filipino
Jelli: you there?
davepoobond: Oh that’s cool
8 hours later…
davepoobond: why do you want me to know that you’re half filipino
So, this girl sounds like she’s got a few screws loose. And I check out her Facebook status updates and the comments she’s got…
On June 28
Jelli: hope she gets better i love you auntie…
Keith: What’s wrong with her?
Jelli: she have a sick,and she want to survive…
On July 14:
Jelli: aunt dont worry god always there for you and give you more life,hope you get well i love you so much…
On Sept 3:
Jelli: Creepy Guy Daniel (censored his name)
Creepy Guy Daniel: I’m unfamiliar with this kind of post. Am I supposed to do what?
On Sept 3:
Creepy Guy Daniel: Are you a Sagittarius also? I was born on the 30th November
Jelli: Nope i’m scorpio.
Creepy Guy Daniel: Oooh, that’s even better! Is it true that you are ruled by your high sexual drive?
Jelli: i dont know.
Jelli: you want to try?haha peace.
Creepy Guy Daniel: I would love to! And I would try very hard indeed! Just give me the go ahead Jelli!
Jelli: if you want to try at me,you travel here in philippines or you want buy me a chippes ticket to go back there in L.A.
Creepy Guy Daniel: Until just now, being kinda poor never seemed to bother me. All of a sudden though, I gotta say that money COULD buy some measure of happiness in this situation! LOL If I had the bucks, I would ahve you here in flash Jelli !
Jelli: Ok i understand its ok.
Roger: i`d walk there xxx
Jelli: Ok i understand its ok.
Creepy Guy Daniel: On water right? We can only hope!!
Jelli: hope u want to meet each other.
Jelli: hope u want to meet each other.
Creepy Guy Daniel: Want to join us?
Jelli: What you mean?
Creepy Guy Daniel: You said you hoped we would want to meet each other. I am assuming your interest is joining us when we do!
Jelli: Yea i want to meet but how im here in philippines.
On Sept 5:
Jelli: hELLo thErE…
Roger: hi doll i hope you are fine pity we cannot find us never for chatting i d like
On Sept 6:
Jelli: Hello there anyone to talk?
Rick: Good Morning how was your holiday weekend
Jelli: Verry sad and lonely.
Rick: Why so sad and lonely
On Sept 6:
Roger: Jilli Jill Jill whats cookin good lookin?
Roger: what up jill
Roger: oh just chillin when u coming ouy 2 tampa?
On Sept 6
Jelli: what happened i’m wondering.
Matthew: me too
Matthew: cuz what happened lol?
On Sept 8
Kareem: lol can you not harass my friends?
On Oct 3
Jelli: i feel pain,i think its headache.;-(
Creepy Guy Daniel: I have 600mg Ibuprofen here. I wish I could five you one and make you feel better Jelli.
Adnor: Cuz I’m not with you woman!!we could fix that;)
Jelli: Thanks daniel.
Jelli: hELLo there…
Rick: hello how are you
Jelli: h!…i’m good i’m here in philippines almost 2weeks…
Rick: Are you having a good time
Jelli: what are you up to?
Jelli: i’m visiting to my aunt.
Rick: recovering from my operation.
Rick: how is she doing
Rick: are you going to live there or are you coming back
Jelli: hope ur fine,shes still not CTscan cuz financial proble,i’m coming back there by december.
Rick: I did not see you on here for a while and was thinking you stopped talking to me or left face book
Jelli: Still there?
Jelli: Still there?
Jelli: Still there?
Rick: I’m still here
Jelli: Tell me the truth ok,what are you looking here on facebook?
Jelli: Tell me the truth ok,what are you looking here on facebook?
Jelli: Tell me the truth ok,what are you looking here on facebook?
Rick: I talk to old and new friends. I saw you said hi there and I didn’t know if you were talking to me so i didn’t want to be rude so I said hi back to you. You seem like a nice person to talk to. Is that ok to do
On Oct 22:
She updates her relationships status as single.
Louis: CANNT BELIVE UR SINGLE MUST HAVE BEEN A JERK
Jelli: huh,its up to you
On Oct 28:
Jelli: Always bussy for looking job,very tired.
On Oct 31:
Jelli: Happy holloween to all.
I also look at her other information… she apparently goes to UCLA. How dumb can you be and still get into there?
Her about info:
I am a cool, laid back, no drama, funny and fun girl who will rock your world! I love 2 try new things and will show some of my favorite! I love to be crazy and adventurous. If you think you can handle it.
Interested In: Men and Women
On Monday, she finally responds
Jelli: look at my pics.to know…
davepoobond: i cant look at your pictures
Jelli: huh really?
davepoobond: yeah it says that you dont share it with me
Jelli: but you see my profile pic.?
Jelli: so what you say?
davepoobond: what do i say about what
Jelli: to my pic.?
davepoobond: i dont really know, i cant tell what you really look like
Jelli: tell me the truth what are you looking for?
davepoobond: for what?
Jelli: are you single?
Jelli: i i want you to answer me if you are looking for relationship
davepoobond: yeah im single, sure im looking…
davepoobond: what are you on facebook for?
Jelli: me too im looking for serious relationship
Jelli: you there?
Jelli: sory to disturbing you
davepoobond: you’re not bugging me
davepoobond: so, why are you interested if i’m single or not
Jelli: im just asking
davepoobond: how old are you
Jelli: turning 23 this month
davepoobond: you are?
davepoobond: what time is it now in the phillipines
davepoobond: wow how come you’re still up
Jelli: yea i cant sleep
Jelli: you talked other girl?
davepoobond: what other girl?
Jelli: i think your busy to other girl here on facebook
davepoobond: no, i’m not talking to another girl on facebook right now
davepoobond: so, what do you like to do in your spare time
Jelli: ok,honestly im looking for job here,for my financial
davepoobond: looking for job in the phillipines?
Jelli: you did not know im here in philippines now?
davepoobond: no, I didn’t
davepoobond: didn’t you say your aunt was sick?
Jelli: yea,thats the reason if i am here now
davepoobond: arent you coming back eventually? why are you trying to find a job
Jelli: cuz i need to fix my documents to imigration to get me back there in los angeles
davepoobond: what’s wrong with them
Jelli: my visa expired,i need to renew it
Jelli: spent my money for my aunt,cuz i really want to recover her
davepoobond: that sucks
Jelli: thats the reason if what im looking for job
davepoobond: where were you born?
Jelli: here in philippines i am not citezen there in L.A
davepoobond: didn’t you say you’re half Filipino? what’s your other half
Jelli: my aunt raised me when im 5yrs old my dad took me to los angeles
Jelli: my father white american
Jelli: my mom filipina
Jelli: why you do not responds?tell me if you are bussy?
davepoobond: well i dont really know what to say
davepoobond: your dad being a citizen makes it so that you’re a citizen
Jelli: yea but i was born here in philippines
davepoobond: that doesnt matter if your dad is a citizen
davepoobond: that grants you citizenship
davepoobond: he needed to say you were his daughter when he took you when you were 5, or even now he can probably do it…
Jelli: yea cuz im a broken family 🙁
davepoobond: what do you mean
Jelli: my father left my mom
davepoobond: when did that happen
Jelli: when im 14yrs old
davepoobond: where is your mom
Jelli: here in philippines
davepoobond: where is your dad
Jelli: there in L.A
davepoobond: can’t he get you citizenship, since he is a citizen and is your father?
Jelli: yea i do not know to my father
davepoobond: didn’t you say he took you when you were 5, and stayed with you until you were 14?
davepoobond: how was he able to bring you to america?
Jelli: i do not know to my father,now my problem is to fix my visa to get back there
davepoobond: if your dad married your mom, she would be a citizen too before he had left her.
davepoobond: what kind of a visa is it
Jelli: residence visa
davepoobond: don’t you go to school at UCLA? why dont you get a student visa temporarily
Jelli: im stop schooling
davepoobond: how were you able to stay before you went to the phillipines
Jelli: to my father home
davepoobond: didn’t you say you didnt know your dad? how would you be able to live with him until right before you go to the phillipines?
Jelli: yea until right before i go here in the philippines
davepoobond: but you said you dont know him
Jelli: i did not told you that
davepoobond: you said it before, scroll up…
davepoobond: so anyway
davepoobond: you can talk to him and have him help you
davepoobond: get citizenship
davepoobond: since you’re his daughter
davepoobond: and he is a citizen
Jelli: i think i did not get you before
davepoobond: ok, so do you get me now?
Jelli: in los angeles i am at home with my dad
davepoobond: ok, so why cant he help you get back
Jelli: i email my dad earlier said he broke
davepoobond: how did you get enough money to fly to the phillipines
Jelli: my dad loans to travel here
Jelli: me here
davepoobond: cant he take more loan to get you back?
Jelli: he cant
davepoobond: doesnt he have a job? how does he afford rent? wouldnt getting his daughter back into america be important?
Jelli: i understand my dad,he finance with my sister and me,he finance food with my sister
davepoobond: can you make it so that i can see the rest of your pictures
Jelli: what you mean by that?
davepoobond: if i select the photos tab, it says “Jelli only shares some information with everyone. ”
davepoobond: and i cant see your pictures
Jelli: i will private
Jelli: im private to my profile
Jelli: yea you cant see my pics.
davepoobond: but earlier you wanted me to look at your pictures
Jelli: yea i said earlier you see my profile pic.
davepoobond: so what do you want to talk about
Jelli: you what you want to talk?tell me?
Jelli: anything you want
Jelli: can you open topic
davepoobond: what do you like to do in your spare time
Jelli: honestly im wondering if i am alone,when im on room im wondering how i do to get me back there in L.A
davepoobond: other than that
Jelli: i want go to church to pray my aunt and to my visa fix
davepoobond: what is your aunt sick with
Jelli: breast cancer
davepoobond: oh that sucks
Jelli: but i know god knows plan to my aunt
davepoobond: so what did you do when you were in america
Jelli: looking job again
davepoobond: did you ever have a job
Jelli: before im a cashier in mini mart
davepoobond: what kind of necklace is that in your picture
Jelli: tiffany silver
davepoobond: what kind of glasses do you have
Jelli: reading glass
davepoobond: what kind of earrings are those
Jelli: why you askin?
davepoobond: i dont know, why dont you talk about something
Jelli: i share to you,have a problem?
davepoobond: share what?
Jelli: share my prob.sory
davepoobond: what is your problem
Jelli: you know to my documents
davepoobond: what about them
Jelli: to fix it
Jelli: cuz i do not know how i get money to fix it
davepoobond: you just need to find a job
davepoobond: or do some freelance work for people
Jelli: yea but how?
davepoobond: what are you good at doing
Jelli: i dont know
davepoobond: cant you be a cashier
Jelli: im not
davepoobond: i know you’re not
davepoobond: but why can’t you do that in phillipines
Jelli: no hiring in cashier
Jelli: you dont answer me
davepoobond: you didnt have a question?
davepoobond: what kind of soda do you like
Jelli: i dont like soda i like orange juice
davepoobond: why dont you like soda
Jelli: cuz have acid
davepoobond: orange juice is technically more acidic than soda
davepoobond: it has citric acid in it
Jelli: yea i know juice have acid,but soda acid and spirits right
davepoobond: well, soda has carbonation
Jelli: but with spirits
davepoobond: you mean alcohol?
Jelli: yea got it
davepoobond: i mean your right alchohol
Jelli: soda doesnt have alcohol in it unless you put it in there
Jelli: i like gatorade
davepoobond: so what else can i ask you about?
Jelli: ask me then i answer
Jelli: im sleepy
davepoobond: have you ever had a pregnancy scare
davepoobond: what is your cup size
Jelli: i dont want this topic
Jelli: im sleepy i need to rest
Jelli: thanks to your time
davepoobond: ok, see ya later
I looked up her profile picture on Google Images, and it ended up being a chick on some Spanish site who had nude pictures…. she was really hot, but the point being that it wasn’t the same person, obviously, so whatever “Jelli” actually looks like is unknown.