Tag Archives: Squackle Stories

UPDATE 8-23-02

davepoobond: SIGN UP FOR THE SQUACKLE JOKES AND CRAP NEWSLETTER (ABOVE)

stimpyismyname: go to ChristopherSoft, its our great new network site

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1205 words, 15 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Downloads – Other Thingys

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 5, Bad Submission 6, Bad Submission 7, Bad Submission 8, Bad Submission 9, Bad Submission 10, Bad Submission 11

Stupid Health Stories – We Grow Great By Dreams, Remember To Smile, Family Ties, Dominant Genes

UPDATE 6-30-02

Fire: Man, I dont know

TJ the Almighty: if at first you dont suceed, skydiving isnt for you

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1100 words, 5 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Submit To Squackle – submit almost anything! no emailing anymore!

Stories – Leafy Bob the Muffin Eater – a story about a leaf that loves muffins

SBC – The Pump Girls Episode 2

Squackle Quotes – Ms. E, TV, Movies

Jokes – Quicky Jokes (1 added)

UPDATE 3-24-02

Blind Bubba: n00bs suk

Ghost5050: erm o nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore i am perfect

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 990 words, 5 new

Stories – Mitosis Story – a first hand account of being a chromosome in mitosis…

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 5

Screwed Up Chronicles – The Screwed Up Games

UPDATE 2-27-02

davepoobond: Bookmark Squackle! Ya ya ya ya! Tell people about us too! Ya ya ya ya! Sorry about the big picture that doesnt work, I’m trying to get our hosts to upload it…

Soup Nazi: The cheese is always twice the fencepost

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMs – sparklypinkfairy IM, GangSexJessica IM

Stories – The Grasshopper and the Ant – self explanatory

Dictionary – 970 words, 5 new

UPDATE 2-24-02

davepoobond: Ok, we’re going back to daily (or so) updates. Please tell your friends about Squackle! and bookmark us, too…

Adman: It just so happens, that I am away from my computer right now, thank-you-very-much… :-*

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid Health Stories – Mountain Story

Other Junk – Bathroom Strategies for Men and Women

Dictionary – 965 words, 5 new

Stupid IMs – sarahgirl1136 IM, Marha IM

UPDATE, week of 10-21-01

davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i do not have a weiner. and i am proud.

DL: Dont mess with the cows man

SoyBeans: I’m dumb

stuff updated/put up:

Stories – Oicok, Scary Baby Retard, The Crowded Quad…, Children’s Story

Other Junk – Funny Bumper Stickers, Bad Pick Up Lines, 15 Things You Don’t Want To Hear in Surgery, Funny Names, Books Never Written, Kirby Dance 2, Find Your Armenian Name

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Misc. Quotes, The Internet, TV, Movies, Radio, Around School

UPDATE, week of 9-23-01

stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar

blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!

stuff updated/put up:

Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions

Chat Room Stuff – Rhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World

The Screwed Up World – The Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires

Stories – The Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm

Songs – Buy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)

SBC – Commercial: Floppy Watches

UPDATE, week of 8-19-01

stimpyismyname: hi. the hokey pokey is coming back, and I’m gonna be first in line!

blowthetoad: I am the muffin man, therefore i am a muffin, with a male organ. ::Veronica::

stuff updated/put up:

Awards

Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb, The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG

Other Junk – What’s Your Star Wars Name?

Squackle Quotes – What the Critics Say About Squackle

Jokes – The Lady and The Bank President

Stories – Attack of the Communist Sideburns

UPDATE, week of 8-13-01

elmoisfurry: die dave die. please visit our sponsors, and go to the Bulletin Board and post something there

davepoobond: hey, if you want to talk to us, try going to chat rooms named “Squackle.” On AIM/AOL buddy chats, I’ll be on there, with the name CashMoneyMoolah or davepoobond. Try and see if we’re there.

stuff updated/put up:

About Us – 3 Poop Troops joined

Songs – A Man Named Stan, The Nancy Way Song

Poems – A Man From Peru, Are You a Good Sport?

Movies – Dacky Flipbook

Stories – Goopy Blip

The Screwed Up Country – USA: Ronald McDonald is Dead, USA: School Shootings and Whatever, Australia: Beware of the Dingos

The Screwed Up People – Emily Dickinson: Who Emily Dickinson Is, Emily Dickinson: Stuff Emily Dickinson Would Personify, davepoobond: If I Made the Republics of Antartica and the Arctic, davepoobond: The Failures Of davepoobond, davepoobond: Poetic Brainstorming: What I Think When I Hear “Poetry”

UPDATE, week of 5-13-01

davepoobond: click on our sponsors, sign our guestbook, click on our sponsors, post on the bulletin board, click on our sponsors, and most of all click on our damn sponsors at the bottom of the page! Thank you. Each click makes us closer to getting our own URL.

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMs – Holmes IM 4, Holmes IM 5, Bread IM

Stories – The Backpack Without Straps, GODZILLA Rampage in Ida, Michigan, Star Compactor, Panzazz, The Twisted Story of Binobobo and His Demise

Pictures – Clown & Box, Fire Department’s Revenge, Poopy, Aunt Jemima!, The Banana Splits, Bang10, BEER, Mr. Chubbikins, Freakazoid’s Hands, Garden Gnomes

Animations – Kermit

Downloads

Squackle Arcade – Find the Black Dot

UPDATE, week of 4-8-01

davepoobond: well, it took about 4 weeks, but i updated all of Squackle with the new format. yeehaw, ain’t that special? anyway, now i can get to putting new stuff up…and there’s some changes in the content, concerning where to go and stuff, but it doesnt really matter to you, since you’re never coming back here…i listed what i updated here…i dont know how much i’ll do.

stuff updated/put up:

Chat Room Stuff – hell, Travelers Inn, the FUN channel

Stories – Percy’s Day Out – The Prequel to Sniper Problems…

Other Junk – The D-Fiance Bible

Squackle Quotes – What the Critics Say About Squackle

Stupid IMs – davepoobond IM 3, Chels IM

UPDATE 3-14-01

davepoobond: i have the new format, but i have to get all the content into the new format…it’ll take a while, but just stand by, and i’ll put it up slowly as much as i can. If there is any new content, it’ll be listed here until all the new format is up. The sponsors are at the bottom of the page, they belong to us, so click on them, please!

stuff put up/updated:

Pictures – Devil Ducky

Squackle Quiz

Poems – Saying Sorry, It’s So Sad, Warmth, Just Released, Cinquains From Health Class, Still Don’t Know Why

Stupid IMs – Lil Angel Gurl IM, Rluv4ever IM, whitemagic IM

Stories – Stupid Health Stories, A (stupid) Story

Chat Room Stuff – Aquitaine Palace/Balamb Garden, Burning Vigor Tavern, RinoasTattoosNStuff, Dragonarmy Tavern, Crystal Dragon Inn

UPDATE 1-12-01

Stimpyismyname: i need some links to good sites with psx .cue files

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Quotes: davepoobond quotes, Ms. E quotes, Mrs. DYKE quotes

Stupid IMs: davepoobond IM

The Screwed Up World: Toe Cheese, This and That Theory, A Story About a Phone and My Head

Squackle Stories: The Ham Pan Story, The Day I Went Blind, The Reason Pigs Fly: A Manifesto

Squackle Sports Arena: Pencil Wrestling Rules

Other Junk: Funny Profiles

Squackle Poems: If I Had 3 Wishes

UPDATE 12-16-00

davepoobond: hello…sorry for the late update…i took down the quiz, i’m having some problems…

stuff updated/put up:

Win Our Award!

Squackle Songs: The Appliance Song, just lyrics to a “potential” song

Other Junk: Squackle Quotes, Mrs. DYKE Conversation: Puppies

Squackle Poems: poo poo, They Mold,  Table Chairs

The Screwed Up Town: Ms. E The Math Teacher Is Boring

The Screwed Up Country: Notes on China

The Screwed Up World: Literacy Rates, What Teachers Think About Those “Stupid Clicky Eraser Thingys!”, It Would Be Really Strange If Cameras Flew

Squackle Stories: Municipal Poopoo – a story about a piece of poop that is a detective in a sespool