Tag Archives: Squackle Jokes

UPDATE, week of 12-30-01

davepoobond: I was jammin’ to Rockapella’s Folgers song all New Years

DL: Girls are so god damn complicated

SoyBeans: hi

stuff updated/put up:

JokesCat On a Hot Tin Roof, Squirrle Joke, We Don’t Serve Snails…, Groundhog Day, Steven Wright Stand Up, Holy Collections

DictionaryHuman Resource Dictionary, oh yeah there’s 929 words in the dictionary too

UPDATE, week of 11-25-01

DL: Eat Mor Chikin

SoyBeans: i wouldnt know what to say…..:-P

davepoobond: check out the site search engine below the poll…its new.

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond,The Internet, Movies

Other JunkThings to Ponder, Interesting Facts

JokesFast Food, A Priest’s Dinner, Not So Lucky, The Third Baby, Car Problems, Slacker, Blonde Jokes

Squackle QuizQuestions 31 – 45

UPDATE, week of 10-14-01

davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

stimpyismyname: make the stupid guys like adman and that other guy stop updating

blowthetoad: DAVE BOND IS A FLEMINGO SLOPPY JOE! MOO LIKE A LION BOND! :: Bond poops like a penguin ::…DAMN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!

stuff updated/put up:

PoemsPuff The Magic Dragon, Just-for-poop, Ponderous Poop…, Hi Dacky!, My Life, FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE!, Learn More

SongsLaughing Out Loud

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Video GamesFF7: W-Item Cheat

Stupid IMsBlackOneHunter IM 2

The Screwed Up Peopleblowthetoad: A Note From Tim

UPDATE, week of 10-7-01

davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups

elmoisfurry: Kako, The Colombian Drug Lord has moved back to Colombia to regain his drug-lordmanship and has not been heard from for about a year by any of the Squackle members. He is now not a Squackle member anymore.

BALTAUR SAMA: SQUACKLE IS UPDATING!

Adman: i found a whole pack of those sticky velcro pads, weeeeeeeeee!

stuff updated/put up:

PoemsMy Uncle The Turd Chaser

JokesBlonde Jokes

About Us – no more Kako, the Colombian Drug Lord

Links

Other JunkFind Your Porn-Star Name, What’s Your Star Wars Name?, Find Your Retard Name

DownloadsOther Thingys

UPDATE, week of 8-19-01

stimpyismyname: hi. the hokey pokey is coming back, and I’m gonna be first in line!

blowthetoad: I am the muffin man, therefore i am a muffin, with a male organ. ::Veronica::

stuff updated/put up:

Awards

SongsMary Had a Little Lamb, The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG

Other JunkWhat’s Your Star Wars Name?

Squackle QuotesWhat the Critics Say About Squackle

JokesThe Lady and The Bank President

StoriesAttack of the Communist Sideburns

UPDATE, week of 7-08-01

davepoobond: the guy that made the radio lived in a town called Bologna. I bet they had a lot of bologna in Bologna. Start up something on the Bulletin Board. There’s not much there…just visit it and post something. Click on our sponsors too.

stimpyismyname: YELLOW take 1

stuff updated/put up:

Other Junk“You’re So Stupid” Insults, What’s Your Star Wars Name?

JokesGrilled At The Pearly Gates, A Woman’s Wreck, A Lady’s Horse

About Us – a new Squackle! member, Poop Troops started

Squackle Sports ArenaAirplane Soccer Rules, Thunder Butts Rules, Measuring Tape Fencing Rules, EXTREME Kick The Can Rules, Daggermitton: EXTREEME Badmitton! Rules, Board-Walk Rules, Hot Pudding Rules, Telephone Tag Rules, Whack The Flutes Rules, Look At The Kleenex Rules

 

UPDATE, week of 6-10-01

davepoobond: hi. click on the sponsors…and…uhh…start writing stuff on our Bulletin Board, it can be anything!

stuff updated/put up:

Other JunkThe Top 10 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes

DownloadsOther Thingys, Games and Fun Thingys

Squackle’s Webrings

UPDATE 11-10-00

Stimpyismyname:  i have a 3 day weekend!  yayyy!  big update!  whoo whoo!

davepoobond: we’re trying to look for new sponsors to put up on the site, if you have any in mind and feel like telling us, please email it to davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

stuff updated/put up:
Downloads

Squackle Metaphors

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes, Funny Sentences, Kurt Kobain’s Magic Talking 8-Ball, Kirby Dance!, Questions

Holiday Stuff:  Cheap Halloween Costumes, Squackle Holidays You Can Celebrate

Squackle Stories:  Little Red Riding Tax Collector – by Holmes

Squackle Poems:  AUHH!!, BLAH BLAH POOOOOOOOOOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!, hello

Squackle Jokes:  Blonde Jokes – submitted by ChibiChan33, Brothel Parrot, The Final Exam, Retiring Rabbi

Stupid IMs:  Rhydin CheapNSave

Squackle Pictures

UPDATE 8-9-00

davepoobond: ok, everybody! put on your cottage cheese dresses and whip cream hats! we’re goin to the super market!

donkmaster: i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?

Elmoisfurry: doodee kaka fart splat poop!!

Stuff Put up/updated today:

Stupid IMs: gashek IM

Jokes: Suprise Package

Stories: The “Poyfect” Storm

UPDATE 8-7-00

davepoobond:  hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Elmoisfurry:  i’m a donkey!  moo moo moo.  i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!

Stuff Put up/updated today:

Songs: Blue Balls, by violentj-osh, sung to the song Blue, by Eiffel 65, and FART!, by davepoobond, sung to a song in the club in Ace Ventura

Jokes: Fool’s Paradise

Poems: Deliver! , by G-Man and Green Peanuts and Ham, by davepoobond

Other JunkSquackle Quotes

Stupid IMsAyanna IM, foofoo IM, and cats IM

UPDATE June 19, 2000

dAvE bOnD:  heh…there is now about 50 new words on the dictionary.  new pictures in the pictures section submitted from a site dissing squackle that we made…and…some more games in the arcade…a story…2 songs…jokes…and a whole bunch of other stuff..

elmoisfurry:  hi

UPDATE April 2, 2000

dAvE bOnD:  there’s a new thingy in the holidays section in valentine’s day….i hate it, but i dont give a crap about it.  there’s some new jokes in the stories section…a thingy in the Other Junk section.  ah….some stuff changed in video games…that’s about it…

stimpyismyname:  La porte FACKTA de DOOPA! And if you don’t like THAT, then you can chew stale dookie!