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IrknInvaderZim -> Holmes / IrknInvaderZim8

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First The IM

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IrknInvaderZim: katerina asigiri recommended you

Holmes: i see

Holmes: did she tell you anything…personal? or else i might have to get rid of her…

IrknInvaderZim: no

Holmes: ok good

Holmes: what is it you want

IrknInvaderZim: the password to the lab on nick .com

Holmes: how badly do you need this password

IrknInvaderZim: i need it very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: badly

Holmes: ok kid shut up i get the point

IrknInvaderZim: heehee sorry

Holmes: well the password isn’t too hard, you’d probablly know it

IrknInvaderZim: but i don’t

Holmes: kid sometimes the answers in life can’t always come on a plate made out of answers, you have to figure some things out for yourself

Holmes: i will help you

Holmes: realize the answer

IrknInvaderZim: the question is what did i tell the earth children i wanted to be when i grew up

Holmes: well..

Holmes: think about it

IrknInvaderZim: IrknInvaderZim8chatroom

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Then The Chat!

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “IrknInvaderZim8”. ***

Holmes: invader zim rules

IrknInvaderZim: hello i need information

IrknInvaderZim: i had to many ims open on my screen i needed space

IrknInvaderZim: anyways who knows what the password is

TheMisFit kid23: invite calvin7mallory

Holmes: cheese?

IrknInvaderZim: ok

Holmes: invite katerina

Ssj4bardok: hi evry1

Holmes: hi

Katerina Asigiri: hi

Jamx2blah: hey

Holmes: so whats evryone’s favorite color?

Holmes: come on

Holmes: don’t be shy

Ssj4bardok: black

Jamx2blah: green

Jamx2blah: although right now its purple

Holmes: blue rules!

Holmes: hopin on the ban wagon, eh?

TheMisFit kid23: bye

Jamx2blah: eh, i guess

IrknInvaderZim: shut up!!@ok down to business what is the password to the lab on nick.com

Holmes: we’ll get to that

Holmes: but first

Holmes: we have to play a game of who can guess how many letters are in the alphabet

Holmes: anyone?

Holmes: um ok…

Holmes: forget that

IrknInvaderZim: 26

Holmes: CORRECT!

Katerina Asigiri: No it’s not

Holmes: oh yeah silly me

Holmes: you forgot punctuation and numbers

Holmes: and plus capitalized letters

IrknInvaderZim: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyx count’ em

Holmes: forget it next game

Jamx2blah: righttt

Holmes: to get the answer of the zim question

Holmes: tell me how many bricks are in the wall of china

Holmes: starting…

Holmes: NOW!

Ssj4bardok: 100003949

IrknInvaderZim: 256,987,543

Jamx2blah: 20,000,000

Ssj4bardok: 9424532543

Katerina Asigiri: too many

Holmes: correct katerina!

Ssj4bardok: damn

Jamx2blah: cry cry

Holmes: i will tell you the password

Holmes: after you answer this question

Jamx2blah: …

Ssj4bardok: ask a fight club question

Holmes: ok

Ssj4bardok: awesome

Holmes: what does the movie fight club start out with?

Jamx2blah: dude w/ gun in his mouth

Ssj4bardok: people are always asking me if i know tyler durden

Holmes: no silly it starts out as film on a movie reel

Jamx2blah: d u kno tyler durden?

Holmes: duh

Jamx2blah: …

Holmes: next question

Ssj4bardok: i thought that was only a thing on the dvd

Holmes: well you thought wrong

Ssj4bardok: ask another fight club question

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: dont think so

IrknInvaderZim: stop

IrknInvaderZim: stop

IrknInvaderZim: stops

Jamx2blah: i agree

Katerina Asigiri: but why?

Jamx2blah: …

Holmes: <–stopped

IrknInvaderZim: please tell me the password

Ssj4bardok: cuz i have supreme knowledge of fight club

Holmes: calm down

Holmes: relax

Ssj4bardok: i can tell you the 5 leading roles and the actors who played them

Holmes: count to 5

Holmes: thats great

Jamx2blah: cuz itz annoying..YOU LIE i have the supreme knowlege of that movie

IrknInvaderZim: 1 2 3 4 5

Holmes: you can count

Ssj4bardok: tyler durden, “jack” marla singer, “angel face

Holmes: ok enough

Ssj4bardok: brad pitt edward norton, helena bonham carter, meat loaf aday, jared leto

IrknInvaderZim: HURRY UP WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!

Holmes: hey

Jamx2blah: brad pitt, eeee!

Holmes: don’t talk to me like that

Holmes: i know the password

Ssj4bardok: hell muthafucken yeah

Holmes: and i can take as much time as i want to

Ssj4bardok: lolz

IrknInvaderZim: Gawd im tired of this!!!

Holmes: ok

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: drool, brad….

Holmes: what do i want to be when i grow up

IrknInvaderZim: while im alive please

Jamx2blah: a hobo?

Ssj4bardok: othapedist!!

Ssj4bardok: an eleohant!!

Holmes: WRONG!

Ssj4bardok: elephant**

Holmes: a othapedist hobo!

Holmes: duh!!!

Jamx2blah: lol

IrknInvaderZim: lol

Holmes: next question

Ssj4bardok: u forgot the elephant

Holmes: no i didn’t forget

IrknInvaderZim: stupid

Holmes: elephant is not a god job

Jamx2blah: hehe

Holmes: all you get is peanuts

Holmes: next question

Holmes: who created AOL?

IrknInvaderZim: i dunno

Ssj4bardok: the person who created aol!!!

Katerina Asigiri: the Devil

Jamx2blah: anole?

Holmes: WRONG!’

Holmes: i did

Holmes: next question

Ssj4bardok: well, i was still right

IrknInvaderZim: uh huh sure

Jamx2blah: ur bill gates arent you

Holmes: no

Holmes: i wish!

Jamx2blah: dont lie!

Holmes: HHAHAHAHAHA

Holmes: fine

Holmes: i’m bill gates

Holmes: and i’m going to buy you out

Jamx2blah: yay, i knew it

IrknInvaderZim: bill gates created microsoft stupid

Katerina Asigiri: heh

Jamx2blah: that still doesnt mean hes bill gates

Holmes: how would you know if i was or wasn;t bill gates?

IrknInvaderZim: i need the password people

Holmes: i mean come on, what if i was pretending to be normal

Ssj4bardok: theyre stalking you

Jamx2blah: i stuper powers

Holmes: i can give you the passwords to over 300 networks

Ssj4bardok: GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!

Holmes: 50 secret networks

IrknInvaderZim: ???

Jamx2blah: lol

Holmes: CIA network

Ssj4bardok: RUN DAMMIT!!!

Holmes: but sorry, i forgot the password for the invader zim website

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: ::she explodes::

Katerina Asigiri: oooh… lookie the fireworks

Holmes: what is the meaning of life

Ssj4bardok: <covers face>

IrknInvaderZim: i wish i could explode

Ssj4bardok: to die

Holmes: …

Holmes: your very depressed

Holmes: seek help

Ssj4bardok: i know i am

Ssj4bardok: but i have a hell of a time

Holmes: to much invader zim, watch something thats happier, like mr. rogers neighborhood

Jamx2blah: …

Holmes: “it’s all good in the neighborhod”

Jamx2blah: ..

Holmes: .

Ssj4bardok: im sorry…i think that if there is a god…life is just one big sick joke

Holmes: anyways no one cares what you think

Ssj4bardok: thats my outlook

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: me too, damn the irony of it all

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ssj4bardok: <blip>

Holmes: ok guys if this was the “cry your brains out” chat rom

Holmes: thats what it would be called

Jamx2blah: vapor transmission BZZZZZZZ

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((>((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ssj4bardok: <blip>

Holmes: yur scaring me

Jamx2blah: heh

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>(((((((((((radar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Holmes: ok truth is i never knew the damn password

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>((radar))))))))))))))))))))))

Holmes: i JUST WANTED ATTENTION

Ssj4bardok: <blip>

Jamx2blah: i think you lost it bill

IrknInvaderZim: <>^}]{{]][[][]{}}[]}{][))9(8*&6^%$#4##@2!5^7%5$757″:’?.?<?>/><,>?,>,>

Holmes: yes i did

Holmes: bye

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Holmes: Jiggalo for sale

Braak: ::The big wolf looks at ceasar::

Scyth: ::looks around for a tender::

Holmes: 20 dollars a pop

Dakota Yakamy: There momma

Braak: ::Barks loudly at him::

Ceasar De Boyce: ::smacks holmes with a large trout::

Holmes: …that sounds nasty

Cidra De Boyce: ~looks to Eiko and smiles weakly~ No, no… I have to stay awake until Psy comes back

Ceasar De Boyce: we’ve got kids in here!

Holmes: OW

JenSei: *continues drinking her ale, looking around for some company*

Dakota Yakamy: Dont worry momma

Holmes: so?

Dakota Yakamy: Ill wake you when he comes

Holmes: pre-sex education

AJ De Boyce: ::he walks to Cidra:: You ok?

Scyth: ::He looks to Jen::

Ceasar De Boyce: we don’t want that kind of smuttery here!

OnlineHost: Tanaquile has left the room.

Dakota Yakamy: You can rest

Emily: ::just watches everything::

Makoto: * cough cough *

Holmes: i can’t help my sexyness

Cidra De Boyce: ~looks to AJ and nods~ Yeah.. just tired

Ceasar De Boyce: your not sexy!

AJ De Boyce: Promise?

Ceasar De Boyce: and why would anyone want you?

Holmes: well that explains everything

Dakota Yakamy: ::looks at Holems::..Queer..O_O

Cidra De Boyce: ~nods~ promise

Holmes: HOLMES*

Scyth: ::then turns his attention to the bar as he strolls over to get a drink::

ChiaynaRodaos: ::nods to herself and looks around the room::

Holmes: cause

Braak: ::He keeps barking loudly::

Ceasar De Boyce: jeez holmes, does your face hurt?

Cidra De Boyce: Do me a favor?

JenSei: *looks to Ceasar* Why not just use an ignore dagger? Then you won’t have to watch.

Dakota Yakamy: Braak..what are you doing?

Holmes: yeah you smacked me with a fish

Ceasar De Boyce: because it’s killin me!!!

Ceasar De Boyce: your like school in summertime!

Ceasar De Boyce: no class

Braak: ::He is barking at ceasar::

Holmes: ..

Holmes: thats suppose to be funny?

AJ De Boyce: Me?

Emily: ::with another yawn,she stepped away from the wolf and moved to a corner,sitting on the

Dakota Yakamy: Braak! no! Ceasar is my pal!

Cidra De Boyce: ~nods~

AJ De Boyce: Me?

Emily: ::with another yawn,she stepped away from the wolf and moved to a corner,sitting on the

Dakota Yakamy: Braak! no! Ceasar is my pal!

Cidra De Boyce: ~nods~

AJ De Boyce: What m’lady?

Ceasar De Boyce: ::pulls out rather large gun and blasts holmes with an ignore beam::

Holmes: oh no

Emily: floor and then lays down,tucking an arm under her head,her eyes drifting shut::

OnlineHost: BrghtEyes has entered the room.

JenSei: *grins to Ceasar*

Holmes: another ignore thing

Holmes: big whoops

Scyth: ::pours himself a drink leaving some money on the counter::

Holmes: whats next an “ignore whip”

Braak: ::Stops, looking to eiko:: ~Your friend?~

Ceasar De Boyce: ::notices the wolf, jumps into corner::

Cidra De Boyce: Wake me if the girls need anything… ~girls meaning Emily, Eiko or Hayley~

Ceasar De Boyce: yipes!

BrghtEyes: :: a young lass walks into the tavern::

OnlineHost: XRikzX has entered the room.

Ceasar De Boyce: yes, I’m her friend!

Scyth: ::Walks back to his table and sits, taking off his cloak::

Holmes: i’m the jiggalo

Calli De Boyce: ::walks in::

Dexter De Boyce: :: looks to ceasar and barks to him:: ~hello~

DA pOoP: IAM THE JUGGALO

Dakota Yakamy: ::Curls up::

Holmes: no

Holmes: i am

Braak: ::He is just curled uop sleeping::

AJ De Boyce: ::he gets a blanket and puts it on Cidra::

Holmes: i was here first

Braak: *up

Holmes: go pimp somewhere else

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RhydinCheapNSave

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Online Host: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhydinCheapNSave”. ***

Jez M: ::walks in bored, had no other place to go::

Jez M: Hiya

Holmes: ::looks at jez:: WELCOME ::tosses him a store listing::

Jez M: *her

Holmes: ((sorry))

KaIika: ::sliiiiiiides in with a raised brow::

Holmes: ::tosses kalika a listing::

Jez M: ::looks over the list laughing::

Jez M: ::looks up:: hey Kali

KaIika: ::raises a brow getting tossed a listing::

KaIika: Hey

KaIika: ……..Jez?

KaIika: You need money hon?

Jez M: no I just came in here cuz I was bored

Jez M: If I needed money I would ask you for it

Holmes: ::mutters:: i need money…

KaIika: All right..

Jez M: ::crumples up a twenty dollar bill::

KaIika: ::she looks over the list::

Jez M: ::throws it at Holmes::

Jez M: now ya got money

Holmes: ::scrambles and grabs it quickly::

KaIika: O.o

KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::

Jez M: ::shrugs::

Jez M: what

KaIika: [I was talking to Jez’s mun on the phone a sec ago]

KaIika: [errr the old one]

Jez M: ((yeah and?))

Holmes: ::walks to the register and presses the buttom: nothing happens::

KaIika: [yep..she says you can have Jez totally she doesn’t care she made up a new charrie]

Jez M: ((cool))

Holmes: ::hits the register, nothing still happens:: damn thing hasn’t been used in so long it

Holmes: rusted up

KaIika: ::she pulls out a fifty wondering if she could buy the whole flippin store::

Jez M: ((guess who came back… never mind you dont know him))

Holmes: ::looks at the fifty:: OMG i haven’t seen one of those in YEARS

Jez M: ::blink blink::

Holmes: they still EXIST?

Jez M: yeah

KaIika: ::raises a brow::

KaIika: [who?]

Jez M: uh…. just how long have you been in this store?

Holmes: anyone want to see my house ::points to the cardboard box in the corner:: I’m getting a rat

Holmes: as a pet next month ::smiles proudly::

KaIika: ::blink blink::

Jez M: ::stares blankly::

KaIika: ummm

KaIika: ::looks to Jez::

Holmes: ever since i ran away from the mental institution i had to make a life, ya know

Jez M: uh… yeah

KaIika: ::looks to Holmes backing towards the door, she looks to Jez::

Jez M: I think we will be leavin now, well good luck with your rat

Holmes: Hey hey don’t leave buy something first

KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::

Jez M: I gave you twenty bucks… I dont want anything ::backing towards door::

Holmes: don’t you want your door prize? Used pissed in and crapped in underwear?

Jez M: uh no thanks

Holmes: aww…

Jez M: maybe you should just throw the door prize away

KaIika: ::scrunches her nose::

Jez M: ::hand on door::

KaIika: ::she looks to the man::

Holmes: what? and leave customers unhappy? no way ::shakes head::

Jez M: ok

KaIika: umm

KaIika: how about…

KaIika: ::walks to some old shoes, she smells them::

KaIika: these?

Jez M: ::opens door::

KaIika: ::makes a sick face to jez but brightens::

KaIika: A handsome pair of shoes

KaIika: how much?

Holmes: umm those are 99 cents…

KaIika: ::she walks to him handing him the fifty::

KaIika: keep the change

KaIika: ::she sliiides to the door::

KaIika: ::turns and looks over her shoulder throwing a wink at him:

Holmes: ::takes the fifty: and falls to the ground, from such excitement::

KaIika: Good luck

Jez M: ::steps out::

Holmes: ::almost has a heart attack::

KaIika: ::pushes Jez out the damned door::

KaIika: Go

KaIika: ::quickly follows her::

Holmes: Hey remeber to advertise my store!

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another RhyDin CheapNSave log:

Lillixgirl: ::looks at him oddly::

davepoobond: ::rings the cash register again::

davepoobond: ahahahahahahahahahahaahah

davepoobond: welcome to Rhydin Cheap N Save!

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

Lillixgirl: thanks!

Holmes: ::runs back in::

davepoobond: boy howdy

davepoobond: haha heehaw

Holmes: ::throws her a store listing::

Lillixgirl: ::catches it::

Holmes: ::stands behind the counter::

davepoobond: ::sets up all the stuff::

davepoobond: hey! i got a good idea! old tapes no one use!

davepoobond: by bands no one has EVER heard of

Lillixgirl: ::reads over it::

Holmes: ::points a finger at him:: your a great thinker

davepoobond: thanks!

davepoobond: we also need a clown suit called “Dump the Clown Suit”

Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him and looks at it:: we had a lot of

great dumps together…but

Holmes: it’s time to move on ::sniff sniff:: good bye good friend ::hands

it to dave::

davepoobond: ::takes it and tacks it on a wall near the door::

davepoobond: ::he steps back, admiring it:: good!

Lillixgirl: ::tries to keep from laughing::

Holmes: ::hits a button and the register falls apart:: damnit…

davepoobond: got anything else we can put up?

Holmes: oh how about some crumpled up paper!

davepoobond: ok, got a basket of it?

Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him:: here ya go

Lillixgirl: u need duct tape

Holmes: Oh i found a calender! but it’s for 1901…oh well still useful ::tosses it to him::

Lillixgirl: duct tape. trust me on that one

Holmes: duct tape ::rolls eyes:: like THAT has any use for anything…

Lillixgirl: only anything!

davepoobond: ::grabs the basket and places it on a table and tosses the calender on it too::

Lillixgirl: theres nothing duct tape cant do!

Holmes: can it tape a ducks mouth shut?

Holmes: i didn’t THINK so…

Lillixgirl: im sure it could

Holmes: a duck doesn’t HAVE a mouth HAHAHAHAHAHA

davepoobond: can it pick the lint off my boot?

Lillixgirl: ::nods::

davepoobond: lies! all lies!

davepoobond: i dont even HAVE a boot!

Lillixgirl: then get those too

Holmes: hey i found some boots ::pulls out a brand named Tumberland::

davepoobond: do you have toy cars made in mexico by any chance?

Holmes: ::pulls out a gold ring:: this will never sell…::throws it in a corner::

Holmes: ah hah, I found mexican toy cars…there called Hoto Wheelios…

davepoobond: yeah, who needs that piece of junk

davepoobond: hoto wheelios!? you serious?! those are…collector items almost!

Holmes: ::throws the cars at him::

Holmes: think fast! ::throws one:: think fast! ::throws another one::

Holmes: think slow this time ::throws one in slow motion::

davepoobond: ::the cars hit my eyes::

davepoobond: owww

Holmes: ::looks at his eyes:: are those broken? If they are we can SELL it!

davepoobond: no, just slightly poked

davepoobond: ::takes the cars and tosses it on a table::

Holmes: darn there goes $.99 off our buisness

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: but, we can use these instead!

davepoobond: ::takes out a googly eye glasses thingy::

Holmes: AHHH THOSE ARE SCARY ::jumps into his cardboard box home::

Holmes: is the monster gone ::pops his head out::

OnlineHost: Lillixgirl has left the room.

OnlineHost: BIack Halo has entered the room.

davepoobond: yeah….now it is

davepoobond: but, theres a new one!

Holmes: ::runs behind the counter::

davepoobond: ::stares over at black halo::

Holmes: ((he didn’t walk in yet))

OnlineHost: BIack Halo has left the room.

Holmes: damnit

davepoobond: ((gggrrrr))

Holmes: ugh i’ll go back to advertising

davepoobond: ((i’m gonna invite some guys))

davepoobond: ((wait!))

Holmes: ((alright))

Holmes: ((lol i just herd on the news there was a plan to kill N Sync in a teens room))

davepoobond: ((yeah, i knew about that yesterday))

Holmes: ((thats how stupid N Sync is…))

davepoobond: ((his motive was “because they got all the good girls”))

Holmes: ((hahaha))

Holmes: ((where are the guys you invited))

davepoobond: ((THEY ALL LEFT!))

davepoobond: ((go ahead and advertise…))

Holmes: ((…))

Holmes: ((alright))

OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

Holmes: no customers?

OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.

davepoobond: no

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

davepoobond: ….

Holmes: ugh STILL no customers?

davepoobond: what are you doing to advertise?

Holmes: ::walks in:: hey you want cheap stuff? Go to RhydinCheapNSave ::walks out::

davepoobond: uhh, put a link

OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.

OnlineHost: Celtic Frost has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Celtic Frost has left the room.

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

Holmes: …

davepoobond: someone came but left

Holmes: dang

davepoobond: must’ve been the calendar ::shrugs::

Holmes: ::points to the calender:: it’s all your fault!

Holmes: ::crumples it up and adds it to the crumpled paper basket::

OnlineHost: Necrochild has entered the room.

Holmes: ugh we need customers

Necrochild: But its not a slimy lick

Necrochild: Mrr?

davepoobond: ::rings the cash register::

OnlineHost: Necrochild has left the room.

davepoobond: what an idiot

davepoobond: that stupid calendar AGAIN

Holmes: ::looks at the crumpled calender:: your going to get it BIG time

Holmes: ::plays paper basketball with it with a hoop on the door::

davepoobond: ::Defends the calendar::

davepoobond: no! dont touch!

Holmes: ::grumbles::

Holmes: ::looks at the calender;: he may protect you now but when he lets his guard down, your gonna

Holmes: GET IT

Holmes: ::pounds his fist against his hand and makes a really angry face::

davepoobond: ……..just go advertise, it’ll blow off some steam

OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

Holmes: RhydinCheapNSave (Keyword to: aol://2719:62-2-RhydinCheapNSave)

Holmes: wait this is rhydin cheap n save

Holmes: whoops hehehehe

OnlineHost: Holmes has left the room.

OnlineHost: Holmes has entered the room.

Holmes: now lets just wait….

Holmes: ::hums the jepordy theme song::

OnlineHost: Raze has entered the room.

Holmes: good three people, now we should get a bigger crowd

davepoobond: ::waves at FireRaze:: hi-o!

FireRaze: ::hops on in,dooing cartweels::

FireRaze: Heeeeeyyyyy!!!!

Holmes: ::gives each a recruiting store listing::

Holmes: add as much stuff as you like…

davepoobond: i need to go….

Holmes: …so…

davepoobond: bye

Holmes: doh bye

davepoobond: i’ll probably be back..

Holmes: alright….

davepoobond: in 2 minutes

Holmes: don’t let the door bonk your butt on the way out

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This is the Store listing for Rhydin CheapNSave:

Used Socks: $.99

Used Underwear: $.99

Used Underwear that has been pissed in and crapped in: Free, I don’t want this shit!

Used Soap on a rope: $.99

Brand New Spam: $.99

Year old Cheese: $.99

Magic Wand: $.99

A Two Dollar Prostitute: $.99

Used Cocaine: $.99

Anti Super Strong New and Improved Nose Hair Remover: $.99

Joke A Cola: $.99

Jomama: $.99

Taking over my buisness: $.10, PLEASE TAKE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Tights: $.99

Watching peoples disgusted face when they walk into my store: Priceless

Spoom: $.99

Potty Training Lessons: $.99

Russian Express Credit Card: (it might not be American Express, but it’s just as good!) $.99

String Cheese: $.99

Dike Shirts(Nike is way overated, now it’s time for DIKE! Just BUY it!): $.99

Tommy Pullmyfinger Jeans: $.99

Abibas Shoes: $.99

Kalvin Clein sweatshirts: $.99

M&W’s candy (Melts in your hand, not in your mouth!): $.99

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Rhydin Private School

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JasonHunter: ::walks out of his dorm and into the halls::

Holmes: jomama

JasonHunter: ::his blue eyes look about as his blue spikey hair sways a bit as he walks::

Holmes: jomama

JasonHunter: ::standing 6’2, and being muscular and well built for a 19 year old::

Holmes: jomama

Spitfire: ::looks to Holmes:: Stop That

JasonHunter: ::dressed in a skin tight black jump suit and black boots::

Holmes: jomama

Holmes: stop what

Spitfire: saying that word, jomama

Holmes: ::gives a shrug::

Holmes: what? You talkin about my mama?

Spitfire: no

Holmes: i can always smell a liar cause they stink…::glares at him::

JasonHunter: ::hears voices as he turns the corner of the hall and looks to the two::

Spitfire: Young Man do you think your a tough guy?

Creepychica: ::remains against the locker::

Creepychica: ::brushing her bright blonde lockes::

Creepychica: ::puts her brush away:::

Mandi: if you want to chat with a 14 year ol lady that live in ky please im me as soon as you can

Creepychica: ::runs her fingers through her hair::

Mandi: if you want to chat with a 14 year ol lady that live in ky please im me as soon as you can

Holmes: no i think you think that i think that you think what she thinks that i think i’m a tough

Holmes: guy

JasonHunter: ::glances to Creepy and gives her a small warm smile::

Creepychica: ::Wearing her cheerleading uniform:::

Spitfire: Son I am a Combat Pilot

Creepychica: ::she looks at Jason and smiles that cute flirty smile of hers back, winking::

Holmes: Hi mr. pilot, i’m santa clause

Spitfire: That’s Wing COmmander to you

Holmes: thats Jolly Fat Boy to YOU

JasonHunter: I think the kid needs to grow up ::talking about Holmes::

Jakson Bullok: ::he walks in slowly his hand in Kats::

Kat DeTorre: ::walks in..her hand in Jacksons:: what was that all about?

Creepychica: :::bends over, on purpose, picking her books up from the bottom of her locker slowly:: (lol)

Creepychica: (just had to add)

Spitfire: If he only saw what I have seen

Jakson Bullok: I dunno…shes been at me all day though

Holmes: and i thought I was a baby, go cry about it wing man…

JasonHunter: ::quickly glances back to Creepy::

Spitfire: Kid I have seen CHildren killed by bombs

Kat DeTorre: ::looks to him:: another one of your “friends”?

Kat DeTorre: ::arches a perfect brow::

Spitfire: young Men not much older than you BLown out of the sky

Jakson Bullok: whats that supposed to mean

Holmes: damn i knew setting those bombs in preschools wasn’t the brightest idea…

Creepychica: ::stands back up, putting her books on top of her locker::

Kat DeTorre: nothing

Spitfire: ::glares:: I’m Talking about by Luftwaffe Bombs

Jakson Bullok: ::he would noramly get angry, but sice hes happy there back together::

Creepychica: :::brushing her short cheerleading skirt off and flips her hair around to her back:::

Jakson Bullok: since*

Holmes: oh Waffle bombs, are they put into waffles and then eaten and then people blow up?

Spitfire: the German Air FOrce you fool

JasonHunter: ::he walks by them all, giving a wink to Creepy as he heads to the gym::

Holmes: they must be made in germany…

Creepychica: ::looks back at him and smiles::

FaithEliz: <<back>>

Holmes: can’t trust those germans

Spitfire: not to mention the 40 pilots I’ve seen to their deaths

Kat DeTorre: ::grabs her strawberry lip gloss out of her purse…placeing some on her lips::

Creepychica: ::shuts her locker, grabbing her bag and walks casually on over to the gym::

Holmes: germans are EVIL

Spitfire: ((wb))

FaithEliz: <,ty>>

Spitfire: no

JasonHunter: ::he walks into the gym and takes the 5ft long 6inch wide sword off of his back::

Creepychica: ::doesn’t want to act like she’s stalking him or anything::

Spitfire: ((np))

Holmes: when i asked a german if he knew where the nearest tourist center was and he kept saying

Jakson Bullok: ooh..Strawberry..can I taste it

JasonHunter: ::he holds it with both hands and begins to train by himself, looking as if he was sword

JasonHunter: dancing::

Holmes: nine and i said i didn’t need a number, i wanted to know where it was and he kept saying

Holmes: nine

Creepychica: :::she takes out a light pink piece of paper and writes, My dorm room number 231, come visit

Holmes: there EVIL

Kat DeTorre: ::places it back into her purse:: maybe

Creepychica: sometime, Love, Afton:::

Spitfire: he was saying no, Nien is no in german

Jakson Bullok: ::he lenas closer to her about to kiss her::

Creepychica: ::Sets it in the door and walks off upstairs to her dorm::

Kat DeTorre: ::a sweet smile playes apon her lips::

Holmes: SURE cover his back NOW

Jakson Bullok: ::he kisses her deeply, his tounge sliding into her mouth::

JasonHunter: ::smirks as his muscules tence a bit up from the training and turns around to see the note::

Holmes: don’t hide the evilness of germany, they make those wierd cars and call them “Beetles”

Spitfire: ::turns to walk away::

Creepychica: ::opens her door and enters the room, shutting the door once again::

Kat DeTorre: ::kisses him back, returning the tounge:: So, what are we doing tonight?

Creepychica: ::turns on Mariah Carey’s The Roof::

Holmes: i’m telling you their from another planet and don’t turn your back on me

JasonHunter: ::he walks over and puts the swor back on his back, reading the note::

Jakson Bullok: whateva you want

Spitfire: ::walks to his Jump bag and Picks it up::

Holmes: i only speak the truth and nothing but the truth so help me god

Spitfire: Come on Tarquin

JerisFlame: ::Enters the school silently::

Kat DeTorre: ::looks around:: this school is boring

Spitfire: ::walks away from the kid::

Creepychica: ::sings along lowly:: ” I only wanted you to taste my sadness as you kissed me in the dark”

Holmes: I WILL SPREAD MY THEORY TO THE WORLD! They’ll LISTEN

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RhyDin Locked Cellar

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Holmes: ::pimps into the locked cellar::

Funnyjoke: ::she straightened out her miniskirt::

Mister Rectangle: He stood before the entrance, looking from side to side, his face remained consealed:

Mister Rectangle: (Add a ” : ” to the beginning)

Funnyjoke: ::one hand rested on her flat stomach, looks around::

Mister Rectangle: :As he looked from side to side, he noticed there were only a few:

Funnyjoke: ::glances at holmes, then at mister::

Mister Rectangle: :He stepped forth, he paid no mind to the “pimpin” one, but kept a sharp eye on the woman:

Holmes: is this some kind of drug ballard ::gives a shrug::

Mister Rectangle: :He stopped, his head shifted slowly as he looked to the woman again:

Funnyjoke: ::she glanced at mister, looked him up and down, then glanced around the room::

Mister Rectangle: :Apon seeing her glance, he began stepping closer to her:

Mister Rectangle: :That billowing cloud of light smoke circling her feet and running along the floors:

Holmes: are you going to rape her or something? ::raises a brow::

Funnyjoke: ::looks at her feet::

Mister Rectangle: :He turns to the one asking the idiotic question:

Mister Rectangle: Foolish one, the Lord forbids such acts.

Mister Rectangle: As a warrior of the Holy Lamb I am not driven by such desire.

Funnyjoke: ::blinks, watches the two::

Holmes: where is this holy lamb, i need some lamb chops for dinner….

Mister Rectangle: :He turned, facing the man completely:

Holmes: ugh here goes the beating up ::sighs::

Funnyjoke: ::smirks at holmes’ answer, looks at mister::

Mister Rectangle: I am the Holy Lamb.

Holmes: oh….

Mister Rectangle: Come and feed thyself, sinner.

Funnyjoke: ::steps away from the two::

Holmes: sorry your lambness…

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Rhydin Rape AlIey

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Verdigo: ((::smirks before [censored] Schele from his place on the ground, his [censored] slipping

Verdigo: into her [censored] as he smiles to Quivr::))

Holmes: ::walks in::

Silenced: ((oh baby!<LOVES IT>))

NOProdigal: the dead little girl blows horror into the legs of the live little girl

Quivrangel: ((::plugs her ears at the good, but very loud music::))

Holmes: if you would like to get raped, can you please raise your hand ::looks around::

Verdigo: ::casts a glare at Holmes for a moment before bringing up his twin Bastard

Quivrangel: ((oooh! me me me me me ::raises both her hands::))

Verdigo: Swords to an X form, a slight flicker of white showing off from behind his

Verdigo: mirrored sunglasses before the tips of his weapons sparked with energy.. a sudden, forced bo

Seraphim: ::watches from above::

Verdigo: bolt of energy soon streaking out through the air before striking at this.. moron::

JASON: ((::blares ADIDAS[wet dreams remix]::))

Holmes: ::looks around for a moron::

Verdigo: ((::smiles as he rests his head on Quivr-muns shoulder… listening to Jasons music

Silenced: ((<IS EVERYONES WET DREAM>))

Verdigo: now..::))

Silenced: ((<wink>))

Verdigo: ((Holmes, your the moron.))

Seraphim: ((note: if anyone wishes for a spar…IM me))

JASON: ((::yea she is::))

Holmes: ::mutters to himself:: would hate to be in his shoes…::

Verdigo: ::cracks his neck as he brings his weapons down into the Capashen Knight

Holmes: ((oh OH))

Verdigo: Guard..::

Verdigo: ((::agrees compleatly with Schele as he [censored] her [censored] with his spork::))

Quivrangel: ((::pats Verdigo-mun’s head as she kisses his cheek:: you’re a very comfy cushion))

Holmes: ::blasted::

Verdigo: ((::smiles:: thankies..))

Verdigo: ((::and the Name…. is Bill::))

Silenced: ((<smirks and loves every minute of it>))

Holmes: now can i rape someone PLEASE?

Verdigo: ((::might ‘un[censored]’ it all::))

Verdigo: ((::in an IM…::))

JASON: nope

Silenced: ((o.o))

Holmes: damn..

Verdigo: ::growls a bit as he just rushes Holmes, a quick thrust foreward with his right blade

JASON: get out of here you scum bucket

Verdigo: bringing a jab foreth into the moron.. twisting his hilt off to the right

JASON: ((::oh oh oh yay!::))

Holmes: your going to emotionally destroy me saying things like that…

Verdigo: a moment before bringing the weapon out in a spirt of blood::

JASON: ((Living Dead girl now[Subliminal Seduction mix]::))

Verdigo: I will physically destroy you first.

Holmes: ::gets hurt?!?!::

Verdigo: ::gets JABBED::

JASON: ((newbie))

Verdigo: ::BY A SWORD::

Verdigo: ::………………………::

Verdigo: ((mmhmm…))

Holmes: ::oh ok jabbed::

Silenced: ::impaled like whoa even Holmes::

JASON: ((just kill him and spare us the trouble bill))

Verdigo: ::and with another of his motions he brings his left blade up to the neck, a clean and

Verdigo: bloodless slash going over.. and soon through the flesh, sending chips

Verdigo: of bone and a few shards of skin off to the right..::

Holmes: hey clean your blade before you do that, you might spread aids or something

Verdigo: ::withdraws his weapon back to his side, into the Capashen Knight Guard::

JASON: ::Licks his fangs watching the massacre::

Verdigo: ((::and Le-click::))

Verdigo: ((::dives IC::))

Silenced: ((<notes the quite dead man>))

Tymber: ::Enters alley cautiously::

Holmes: ::lays dead::

Holmes: ::very dead::

Verdigo: Indeed… being an Angel has it’s benefits of immunity.

JASON: can i eat him?

Verdigo: ::a slight yawn escaped his teirs as he brought himself to the side of the alleyway, and

Verdigo: gently nodded to JASON::

Holmes: ::all of a sudden an angel comes from heaven and kicks him, bringing him back to life::

Tymber: :: amused by the way her breath makes curls of smoke in the cold night air::

Verdigo: ’tis no concern of myne.

Verdigo: So be my guest,

JASON: ::pounces holmes sinking fangs into his neck::

JASON: ::riping hunks of flesh from it::

Verdigo: ::shakes his head to the eagerness as he moves himself into a side alcove alley, with

Holmes: ::i’m skin a bones and not a very good main course…::

Silenced: ((<lurkie lurkies>))

Verdigo: a silent step moving himself compleatly from view..::

Holmes: ::and please don’t eat my manhood, it’s all i got…::

JASON: ::grabs his manhood riping it off::

Verdigo: ((btw Schele, I know what Autum was helping Gobbie with.))

Holmes: ::damn you, now i’m really dead::

Holmes: ::i hope you choke on it::

Silenced: ((i figured yah knew.))

Verdigo: ((::smiles:: I’ma lil hacker, I’ve gotta know everything that goes on.))

JASON: ::slides from the body licking blood from his now crimson lips::

KSims: ::walking on the streets of RhyDin he turns down an Alley way::

KSims: ::his pale green eye’s scan the area::

Silenced: ((but autum rather not tell everything.))

KSims: ::has his Hard Edge blade on his back::

KSims: ::walks slowly::

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Jesus Loves Disco

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Holmes: what the hell is this crap?

Mikey: it was?

Skittle: wha

Holmes: jesus loves disco?

Skittle: crap?

Skittle: yeah?

Holmes: yeah crap, another word for SHIT, FECES

Skittle: then…leave

Holmes: i came here to find out what it was

Skittle: its a room

Holmes: wow, THANK YOU Mr. Obvious

Skittle: dont mention it

Holmes: i want to know why it’s called Jesus Loves Disco

Skittle: because we are looking for others who have seen him do it

Holmes: might as well be waiting for Eminem to come to your door and sign an autograph

Skittle: huh

Holmes: because None of them are going to happen

Mikey: jesus loves disco

Skittle: damn straight

Mikey: he told me

Holmes: why doesn’t he like rap

Holmes: or country

Mikey: because rap is stupid

Mikey: country is gay

Skittle: because he likes disco

Holmes: i want to see jesus breakdance

Mikey: i’ve seen it

Holmes: can he shake that booty?

Mikey: oh yeah

Skittle: then go to www.dancingjesus.com

Holmes: i’ve been there

Holmes: i’ve been to every sight that has dancing things on it

Holmes: www.fishydance.com

Holmes: www.stickdance.com

Skittle: have you been to www.chewbaccadance.com?

Holmes: no

davepoobond: ::rolls into the room::

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: were discussing how jesus likes disco

davepoobond: really

Holmes: or should i say *loves*

davepoobond: well, the afros are nice

davepoobond: and if anybody wonders why he’s so tall

davepoobond: ::whispering:: the shoes

Holmes: shhh don’t let out his secret

davepoobond: whoops! sorry

Holmes: i think jesus fits the rap image

Holmes: i can see him rapin the bible

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: ticka ticka yo there once was a dude named noah, he was kinda needed a showa, so it rained

Holmes: for 40 days and nights while he was on his arc, sleepin tight…

Holmes: so will the real jesus please stand up

Holmes: …hmm i’m not a good rapper…

Holmes: i should leave it to Eminem…

davepoobond: heh

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Terry: hey vicky wanna go on the ceiling again::

Holmes: ::pimps in::

Ambcity: ::walks in::

Victoria: sure

Terry: ((ergh i hate typos no :: ?*))

Terry: ::picks her up::

Terry: ::runs onto the ceiling::

Gojiita: terry…

Gojiita: u ignoreing me

Gojiita: ?

Terry: hi amanda

Terry: no i turned off sound sorry

Ambcity: ::waves:: HIYA

Victoria: ::is on the ceiling again::

Terry: so vicky sup?

Holmes: what the hell is this? Fiddler on the roof? ::looks at the people on the ceiling::

Victoria: hi there :;waves to gojiita::

Terry: no im a mutant

Jenna: ((brb))

Holmes: sure you are…

Victoria: Nothing much, Terry. just chillin

Terry: i can climb ceilings power into stuff and i have a titanimum skeleton thats why im not havin

Terry: trouble holdin another person on the ceiling

Victoria: ((hey terry can i add you to my bl?))

Terry: with me

Terry: ((yes sure ur already on mine))

Holmes: did i walk into the mental hospital by mistake?

Gojiita: hey

Victoria: ((oh ok thanks))

Gojiita: ::waved at::

Gojiita: sorry afk

Victoria: its ok

Gojiita: hmm..

Victoria: :looks down at Holmes:: no…did you want something to drink/

Terry: hi steve

Victoria: ?*

Gojiita: hey

Gojiita: ::walks to terry now::

Holmes: yeah can i have sex on the beach?

Gojiita: ?

Gojiita: um

Victoria: yes one second, terry can you put me down..i have to work now

Terry: ::holding vicky on the ceiling BUT NOT SEXUALLY @STEVE::

Gojiita: ::laughs::

Terry: k

Gojiita: LOL

Gojiita: LMAO

Gojiita: LMAO

Gojiita: I WANT SEX ON TEH BEACH!

Gojiita: DAMNIT

Terry: ::jumped down landing perfectly::

Gojiita: WHY CANT I GET SOME

Terry: ::puts her down::

Gojiita: HE ASKED AND VIC IS LIKE SURE TERRY PUT ME DOWN I HAVE TO WORK

Terry: cause sm aint here steve

Gojiita: DAMNIT WORK ON ME!

Holmes: ::hands gojita a blow up doll:: the beach is 2 miles that way

Gojiita: oh yea

Gojiita: ok

Victoria: thank you…::walks behind the bar and makes the gentleman’s drink:: there you are

Terry: lmao!

Gojiita: i would attack u

Gojiita: but

Gojiita: u probibly mode

Gojiita: or use dice

Gojiita: or are a newbie

Gojiita: so im not

Victoria: that will be 3 gps please

Gojiita: gps

Gojiita: what is theis final fantasy 7

Holmes: saying things like that can emotionally destroy people

Gojiita: ?

Victoria: ((gps=gold pieces))

Terry: who are u sherlock homes!??

Gojiita: and ur point is

Terry: lol

Gojiita: if ur homless

Victoria: you guys stop it

Holmes: 3 gps? WHAT THE HELL? DO I LOOK RICH? THIS DRINK BETTER BE THE CURE FOR CANCER FOR THAT MUCH

Gojiita: how the hell can u aford a blow up doll

Belegdaug: Realm ofReva! New RP Realm!

Belegdaug: Realm of Reva! New RP Realm!

Gojiita: wait i know

Gojiita: already used

Gojiita: ok nevermind

Holmes: i’m sherlock homeless

Victoria: ::covers her ears as she just got yelled at::

Gojiita: ya right

Holmes: i live in a cardboard box

Gojiita: CAN I BE BOUNCER NOW VIC

Gojiita: PLEASE

Gojiita: IM TELLING U

Gojiita: IM GOOD

Terry: ::walks over to vicky:: u ok?

Gojiita: ASK TURRY

Terry: terry*

Ambcity: ::falls asleep in corner::

Gojiita: ya that

Gojiita: sorry

Gojiita: lol

Terry: lol

Victoria: i think so ::blinks::

Gojiita: i can

Gojiita: YES

Holmes: for 3 gps i better be getting REAL sex on the beach

Gojiita: ya that and a blow job in the car

Gojiita: LMAO

Victoria: damn its no that expensive shit

Terry: ::thinks this guy Holmes is an ass and shouldnt be speaking so vulgar infront of a lady::

Holmes: yeah that too

Victoria: And QUIT YELLING AT ME

Gojiita: YA

Gojiita: OR IM GONNA BUST A CAP IN UR ASS

Jenna: ::walks back in:: whos yelling?

Victoria: everyone

Gojiita: not me

Gojiita: im good

Gojiita: ::is good::

Gojiita: see

Gojiita: told u

Jenna: sure

Terry: Holmes so steve is now a bouncer and hes going to kick his ass

Jordan: ::thunder rolls outside the pub as a tall figure emerges through the door wearing all black

Gojiita: YES!

Gojiita: ::IS BOUNCER::

Gojiita: HAHAH

Terry: ::is only one besides the lady’s not yelling::

Gojiita: so

Gojiita: ::looks at ic::

Holmes: i’m a jiggalo…

Jenna: no we have 2 bouncers already

Gojiita: can i do my thing now

Gojiita: ?

Gojiita: and

Gojiita: im the best

Gojiita: haha

Jenna: you are the tender

Jordan: and wrap around shades , his hair falls limply into his face as he stomps in and looks

Gojiita: no

Gojiita: bouncer

Holmes: thats sort of a bouncer

Gojiita: i fight

Gojiita: not serve

Gojiita: im a saiyajin

Holmes: i bounce from women to women

Gojiita: not a human

Gojiita: i dont serve

Ambcity: ::sneaks to door::

Victoria: ewww

Jordan: around, he moves to the bar and sits down proping his elbow on the bar and crossing his long

Jordan: legs::

Gojiita: eww?

Terry: if some1 doesnt shut Holmes up im going to kill him

Victoria: :looks at Jordan:: hey sweetheart

Gojiita: CAN I

Jenna: well hello there jordan

Gojiita: PLEASE

Gojiita: THIS CHAT SUX

Gojiita: I CAN KILL ANY 1

Terry: hi jordan

Jenna: NOOOOOOOO

Holmes: SHUT UP EVERYONE

Terry: vicky ur b/f?

Jordan: ::nods to Victoria not realizing it was her at first, he is thinking deeply::

Holmes: i’m terry’s boyfriend…

Gojiita: LMAO

Gojiita: LMAO

Gojiita: LMAO

Victoria: ::blinks and walks around the bar to him:: ok no hi hun or sweety?? i feel your love :frowns

Gojiita: TERRY

Gojiita: ?

Gojiita: LMAO

Terry: ::is about to kill the bastard named Holmes::

Terry: no

Terry: hes an asshole

Jordan: ::he pulls down his shades and stands grinning wraping his arms around her

Holmes: now terry you didn’t say that last night, did you?

Gojiita: can i fight

Jordan: and lifting her up off the ground in a long kiss::

Gojiita: LMAO

Jenna: NO

Gojiita: ]EWW

Gojiita: DUDE

Gojiita: ok

Victoria: ::kisses him back as she gets picked up::

Gojiita: im gonna kill home less

Terry: ::has never met a filthy creature named Holmes b4::

Holmes: i’m homeless give me a break

Gojiita: ::walks to homeless smirking::

Eji: Any one who is interested in joining, or helping

Eji: with an Organized RPG IM me.

Terry: no

Gojiita: ::then grabs him by the throat::

Gojiita: ::then knees him in the gut::

Holmes: ahh my throat

Holmes: THE HORROR

Jenna: would you guys stop

Gojiita: ::then slams my fist into his face::

Gojiita: ::then throws him out of the bar::

Holmes: ow…

Gojiita: ::Waves as he flies::

Gojiita: bye bye

Terry: ::wants to kill Holmes but wont is is the presance of 2 ladies::

Jordan: ::he strokes her cheek as he puts her down and he limps back to sitting down::

Holmes: this is sexual harrasment and i don’t have to take it

Gojiita: um

Gojiita: ok dont take it

Gojiita: lol

Victoria: ::frowns:; are you ok?

Sabbat: ::Strolls in quietly upto the bar::

Holmes: no i’m poor…

Jordan: ::grins :: yup ::looks down thinking::

Sabbat: ::Smiles:: Do you serve all kinds here milady

Gojiita: ok

Gojiita: rule 1

Gojiita: hey vic

Terry: vicky is jordan ur b/f?

Gojiita: just say gojiita go

Gojiita: and i attack

Gojiita: ok

Gojiita: ok

Jenna: yes we do

Gojiita: good

Jenna: what can i get you?

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Rhydin Formal Wear / RhyDins Hospital

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First: :slow nod, nervous habit..hair was continuous tucked away behind that ear..even though it ha

davepoobond: ::walks in, holding momma’s hand::

YoursTruly: ::walks in::

Holmes: ::walks in with his son by his side::

Holmes: now son, sit your loserish butt down while i get a suit

First: d yet to stray..gaze shifted back to that dressing room..ever so often, yeah..we were always

YoursTruly: ::looks at her boy::

davepoobond: ok momma

davepoobond: ::looks at papa:: hi papa

Holmes: ::slaps him:: don’t talk back

YoursTruly: no mama let son come with me

First: listening, and no..silence was not good, with a lil’ rub of her cheek..those dulling hues ro

Holmes: fine

Holmes: take him

Holmes: ::throws his son at papa::

davepoobond: ::thrown::

YoursTruly: ::takes her sons hand:: come on lets find some undies for my son!

First: se to meet his once more..:

YoursTruly: ::looks at mama:: be nice to son!

Holmes: shut up, when we get home your cookin me dinner

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YoursTruly: ::sighs::

YoursTruly: ::walks to the underwear with her son::

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DeadlyReaIity: || damnit.. i have to go.. ||

Holmes: ::looks at all the suits::

First: [ okies doke ]

First: [ be good :poke!: ]

DeadlyReaIity: || ::nod:: I’ll try.. ||

Holmes: ::grabs one and looks at it::

DeadlyReaIity: || Buh Byes. ||

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First: [ Heh.. ]

Holmes: nah ::drops it on the floor::

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First: [ Heh.. ]

Holmes: nah ::drops it on the floor::

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YoursTruly: ::looks at son:: come on

davepoobond: ok papa

davepoobond: may i spit in the underwears to prove they are not allergic to me?

davepoobond: momma said i should

Holmes: ::yells to his son:: What’d i tell ya about allergic undies?

YoursTruly: yeh son

davepoobond: ALLERGIC UNDIES ARE MADE BY DRUNK ALCOHOLICS DRINKING COFFEE

YoursTruly: ::looks at mama:: dont yell!

Holmes: ::smiles and sighs:: sometimes i wonder why i hit that boy…

Holmes: then i see his stupid face and want to hit him

davepoobond: i was in a carpet commercial yesterday, papa

YoursTruly: ::looks at son::

YoursTruly: what did you do there?

Holmes: what’d i tell ya about actors and that television….

davepoobond: i juizzed on the carpets

davepoobond: jizzed*

davepoobond: actors aren’t real people, they’re puppets on a box that gives you cancer

Holmes: ::nods:: yup…

YoursTruly: really?

Holmes: shut up papa! go get me dinner

YoursTruly: ::looks around for the owner::

YoursTruly: no mama not yet i got to find son undies!

First: :time ticked by, and dammit..she waited..for a sound..for a movement..only five minutes had

Holmes: he can wear the undies for another 2 months

First: passed and yet..so up she rose, with a curious blink..quiet steps carried her back toward th

OnlineHost: AgentHunt007 has entered the room.

AgentHunt007: ::walks through the entrance,dressed in a pair of khaki pants,grey polo shirts,brown leather

First: ose dressing rooms..snatching that bracelet of keys from her wrist..she unlocked that one..and peered in..:

AgentHunt007: shoes, and a pair of wayfarer sunglasses””

AgentHunt007: ::*

Holmes: ::walks over to papa and son::

YoursTruly: no he need undies mama!

Holmes: ::slaps son:: your silence makes me suspicious

AgentHunt007: ::looks about the store for a nice suit,hopefully will get some help::

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Holmes: shut up papa

AgentHunt007: ::looks at the father and song arguing::

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AgentHunt007: ::sighs,still sifting through suits,waiting for some assistance::

Holmes: ::slaps his son:: what’d i tell you about bein silent

YoursTruly: (i got to go be make sometime tonight)

Holmes: ((ok bye))

davepoobond: ::rubs his face::

davepoobond: you told me silent people are usually holding something back

YoursTruly: ::slaps mama:: dont tell me to shut up mama i am the papa of the house

davepoobond: like not coming out saying they’re gay

OnlineHost: YoursTruly has left the room.

Holmes: ow papa that hurts

AgentHunt007: ::look at the family fighting::

Holmes: ::picks up his son and throws em into the suit section::

Holmes: that’ll teach ya

davepoobond: ::gets caught in a box of buttons::

AgentHunt007: ::walks to Holmes::

AgentHunt007: hey stop that….

Holmes: stop what

AgentHunt007: hurting your son

Holmes: i’m not hurting him…

Holmes: i’m just playing violently

AgentHunt007: well save it for home, not a store…

Holmes: he’s my son, he needs special treatment

Holmes: ::walks over to his son and yanks him out of the box::

AgentHunt007: special treeatment…..ha

AgentHunt007: you need it

AgentHunt007: not him

Holmes: ::throws him against the wall:: thats what you get for making weird people talk to me

AgentHunt007: ::sighs,takes out his old colt 1911 .45::

davepoobond: ::yanked out of the box, and thrown against the wall::

AgentHunt007: ::raises it aiming at Holmes::hands up

AgentHunt007: RPD

AgentHunt007: hands on your head!

Holmes: ::blinks:: what’d i do!

AgentHunt007: you are under arrest for child abuse

AgentHunt007: hands on your head….now sir::gun still aimed at him::

Holmes: child abuse! ::laughs::

AgentHunt007: ::has his badge clipped to his belt::

Holmes: son, what;’d i say about guns?

AgentHunt007: i said put your hands on your head!

AgentHunt007: now sir!

davepoobond: momma said old guns are for wusses! and you need a big wanker like one of these! ::drops his pants::

davepoobond: to do any damage!

Holmes: what a son…

AgentHunt007: ::decides not to say anything::

Holmes: ::tear falls down his cheek::

davepoobond: ::looks around, then pulls his pants up again::

AgentHunt007: hands on your head now!!!!!!!!!

Holmes: see? he’s smart

Holmes: ::sighs and raises his hands:: son what’d i say about coops

Holmes: cops

AgentHunt007: place your hands on you head.

AgentHunt007: same for you little boy

AgentHunt007: do as your dad does.

davepoobond: when they say “put your hands on your head” they really want to

frisk you, and they want to

davepoobond: lick your balls

davepoobond: thats what momma said

AgentHunt007: ahh another thing to book you for…harrasement of officers

AgentHunt007: resisting arrest….

Holmes: ::blinks::

Holmes: wait…if i prove my son is smart and not abused can i go?

AgentHunt007: no

AgentHunt007: down on your knees,hands on your head…the both of you….

Holmes: son, what’d momma tell ya about harrasement

AgentHunt007: exuse me sir

davepoobond: momma said if you cant take it, you cant do it…all-night-long! ::spanks an imaginary ass::

AgentHunt007: stop worrying about your son!

Holmes: he’s my son…

Holmes: it’s my duty to worry about him

AgentHunt007: yes…and you are both insane….

AgentHunt007: now both of you down on your knees,hands on you head!

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: momma said i should never do that for strangers, they might pork me through my behind

davepoobond: isn’t that right momma?

Holmes: yup ::nods::

AgentHunt007: ::sighs,walking toward the dad::

AgentHunt007: ::kicks his legs out from under him::

OnlineHost: AgentHunt007 rolled 4 64-sided dice: 64 11 17 42

Holmes: AHH ::falls::

davepoobond: nooooooo! DONT TOUCH MY MOMMA!

AgentHunt007: ::holds him to the ground,gun to his head::

davepoobond: ::tackles AgentHunt007::

Holmes: son…tell papa she was a cheap whore and i never liked her…

AgentHunt007: ((dice please))

davepoobond: ((i dont have a set of dice))

AgentHunt007: ::takes out the cuffs, cuffing him::

AgentHunt007: ::walks to his son,cuffing him as well::

Holmes: tell her the crack i stole from her was under her pillow all night long

Holmes: son what;d i tell you about handcuffs

davepoobond: i should never be handcuffed, unless i’m alone with a very big-boobed woman

AgentHunt007: ::pushes the kid to the ground as well::

davepoobond: wahhhh! ::pounds the ground:: MOMMA! HE HURT MEEEEE

Holmes: ONLY I HURT MY SON!

AgentHunt007: ::holsters gun::

AgentHunt007: i wont….dont worry

davepoobond: ::goes into a fetal position, shivering::

AgentHunt007: ::takes out a cell phone…calling in backup::

OnlineHost: YoursTruly has entered the room.

Holmes: ::hums a song::

davepoobond: YA SPOONY BARD! LEMME GOO!

AgentHunt007: ::unholsters the gun once again::

YoursTruly: ::papa walks back in:: son mama!

AgentHunt007: ::looks at the kid::

davepoobond: ::crawls to AgentHunt007, and bites his shoes::

AgentHunt007: ((no dice no attack))

davepoobond: ((WTF))

davepoobond: ((you SUCK))

YoursTruly: ::runs to son and picks him up::

Holmes: ((bootleg))

davepoobond: ((i told you i dont have any dice))

AgentHunt007: ((then u need to get some))

Holmes: papa! Do you have bail money you cheap skank?

AgentHunt007: ::looks to yours truely::

davepoobond: ((well, i dont have any right now, now do i?))

AgentHunt007: exuse me they are under arrest

YoursTruly: ::kisses him on the cheek:: are you ok!

AgentHunt007: unless you can post bail….

davepoobond: no, that man is being a jerk

davepoobond: and momma said jerks are dorks

YoursTruly: ::puts him donw and looks at <AgentHunt007> with anger in herb eyes:: you put my son in jail!

AgentHunt007: no

davepoobond: yes

AgentHunt007: hes under arrest….unless you can post bail

YoursTruly: hes a little son!

davepoobond: ::calls upon his hidden stregth, and breaks the handcuffs::

Holmes: I’m an insecure man who has to feel power by beating his son! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT!

davepoobond: AHHH!!

AgentHunt007: ((umm no dice no breaking there buddy)))

Holmes: ((this is lame))

davepoobond: ((shut it))

YoursTruly: you have to to put a son in jail!

AgentHunt007: ((learn to play and get some dice))

davepoobond: ((you learn how))

davepoobond: ((if no one else but you have dice, then you should drop your dice))

davepoobond: ((buddy))

YoursTruly: (drop the dice! buddy!)

AgentHunt007: ::sighs,holsters gun,walks out::

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Holmes: …

davepoobond: ((YESS…we won))

YoursTruly: ::waves her hand and they are out:

Holmes: yay!

YoursTruly: ::runs to her son and picks him up:: thats my son!

YoursTruly: ::looks at mama and nods her head:: you are making food this time mama

Holmes: shut up women!

YoursTruly: ::puts him down:: i am the papa of the house!

YoursTruly: ::gives him the look:: make us food mama!

davepoobond: yeah, mama

Holmes: argh

YoursTruly: ::smiles::

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: make us some fishsticks

YoursTruly: yeh!

Holmes: ::grabs some fish::

Holmes: ::puts em on a stick::

Holmes: here

davepoobond: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

davepoobond: momma said fish on a stick is not fishsticks

Holmes: the middle part is red

davepoobond: you said so yourself momma

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: i know

Holmes: but

Holmes: since were poor

Holmes: EAT IT ::slaps him::

YoursTruly: so make us some!

YoursTruly: ::slaps papa:: you eat it!

Holmes: NO I slave day in and day out in this kitchen!

Holmes: ::cries:: I feel so abandoned!

YoursTruly: ::gives him the look:: real fishsticks or you eat it!

Holmes: ::sighs and makes fishsticks::

Holmes: ::from scratch::

Holmes: ((wanna go to rhydin hospital))

YoursTruly: (ok)

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OnlineHost: YoursTruly has left the room.

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davepoobond: ::walks in, in papa’s arms::

Holmes: ::walks in with his son::

YoursTruly: ::walks in with son::

davepoobond: ((WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG))

davepoobond: ((::smack…x2::))

Holmes: ((ow))

davepoobond: ((hehe))

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davepoobond: ((heheeeeee))

davepoobond: ((heeeeeeh))

Sigma Seigi: []o.o;[]

Holmes: ::picks up his son from papas arms and throws em at the front desk::

Sigma Seigi: []::smack::[]

Sigma Seigi: []Take that![]

Holmes: ::walks to the front desk::

davepoobond: ((::kicks in the balls:: take that))

YoursTruly: ::looks around:: here is a good place to see stuff

Holmes: yeah i’m here to have a check up for my son

davepoobond: ::slams onto the front desk::

Sigma Seigi: []Bish…[]

Holmes: he keeps gettin hurt

Holmes: ::kicks him:: i don’t know why

Sigma Seigi: Nobody works here.

YoursTruly: ::walks to mama and son:: yes and one for mama ::slaps mama::

Holmes: hmm

Holmes: ow!

Holmes: ::slapped::

Holmes: no one works here, eh?

YoursTruly: ::picks up son and puts him down::

Sigma Seigi: No.

Holmes: you sure

Sigma Seigi: It’s a ghost hospital.

Holmes: ?

Holmes: well then ghosts got to work here

Sigma Seigi: They all got buried in the basement.

davepoobond: . . .

OnlineHost: Nytemare Godess has entered the room.

Sigma Seigi: You can go dig ’em up if you want.

Holmes: well i’ll sell my son into slavery

YoursTruly: ::her eyes light up:: lets go dig them up!

Holmes: to work here

Sigma Seigi: I’m sure their bodies are still intact.

YoursTruly: no!

Zoran Assmodeus: ::Walks back in fellowing Alley holding her hand::

Holmes: come on! he’s just a eatin machine!

Sigma Seigi: Except for the one guy I cut up on every joint.

Nytemare Godess: ::she has stoped crying::

Nytemare Godess: ::she walks in with Zoran:

Sigma Seigi: Zoran.

Holmes: ::immitates son:: “fishsticks this, fishsticks that”

Zoran Assmodeus: ::looks to sigma:: what?

YoursTruly: ::looks at mama and son:: lets go dig up the bodys and sell them for slave we can act like

Holmes: lets just sell him for cryin out loud

Sigma Seigi: []brb[]

Zoran Assmodeus: ::he looks to them::

Holmes: he’s a LOSER, he’ll never amount to anything

YoursTruly: they are real and then get the money and run!

Holmes: ok

YoursTruly: ::slaps mama:: stop talking about your self!

Holmes: ::slaps his son:: don’t talk back

davepoobond: this is gonna be fun

Zoran Assmodeus: You gunna sell you son!

Holmes: ::slapped::

Holmes: ow

davepoobond: ::slap::

Holmes: yup ::feels proud::

Zoran Assmodeus: are you a fucking dum ass!

Holmes: no

Holmes: but he is

YoursTruly: ::looks at mama and scream::NO WE AE NOT!

Holmes: ::slaps his son::

Holmes: thats for being born dum::

YoursTruly: ::slaps mama:: no he is not!

Zoran Assmodeus: wherres the kid!

Holmes: ::slapped::

Holmes: ow

Holmes: son what’d i tell you about questions

YoursTruly: ::slaps mama agian:: go on son slap mama

Zoran Assmodeus: ::waits ready to kill::

davepoobond: dont answer them unless money is involved

Holmes: see? he’s smart

Zoran Assmodeus: ((who is the kid..))

Nytemare Godess: ::she looks at Zoran::

Holmes: but stupid

Ari Assmodeus: ::She moved toward the exit and left::

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Holmes: ::slaps him::

Holmes: ((davepoobond))

YoursTruly: ::slaps mama:: stop!

davepoobond: ((wut))

Holmes: ow

Zoran Assmodeus: ::he looks tot he kid:: you wanna be sold?

YoursTruly: now lets go dig up the dead bodys!

Holmes: ::slapped::

YoursTruly: ::looks at <zoran>:: no he doesnt!

Holmes: yeah he does

Zoran Assmodeus: then he wont be sold!

davepoobond: momma said i dont wanna be sold unless there is money for me involved

Holmes: sometimes i wonder why i hit him

YoursTruly: yes but papa says no!

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Holmes: but who cares? it doesn’t hurt me

Holmes: ::slaps him::

Holmes: momma knows best

YoursTruly: ::slaps mama:: dont make me make you make fishsticks again!

Zoran Assmodeus: ::he walks to the kid grabbing him bye the collor of his shirt and pulling him from his pare

Ayanna Snowstorm: ::a young teenager enters quietly, holding a small child::

Holmes: ::sighs::

Nytemare Godess: ::she shakes her head and will stay out of this::

YoursTruly: ::runs to her son and picks him up:: leave him alone!

Holmes: ::looks to the child and the teen:: Kids suck lady, sell him/her while you can

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Virgoshio: looks like im running things

davepoobond: ::jumps in, wearing a suede jacket, black shoes, and long white pants::

Holmes: wow finally a freakin customer

Virgoshio: Can i help you ?::looks at davepoobond::

davepoobond: ::tap dances over to shio:: sure you can…you can tell me your phone number sweet cakes

Virgoshio: ok its 555-6996

davepoobond: hmm…nice

Holmes: eww shio thats nasty

Virgoshio: ::to himself:: not

davepoobond: ::takes out a cell phone and dials it::

davepoobond: ::an old grandma picks up on the other line::

davepoobond: old grandma: yes?

davepoobond: hello, shio…

davepoobond: sweet cakes*

davepoobond: ((make it sound funnier…ehh))

Holmes: ::Laughs::

davepoobond: old grandma: i already told you i have toothbrushes!

Virgoshio: anything else?

davepoobond: …how about toilet brushes?

davepoobond: old grandma: ::hangs up::

Holmes: shio shut up and let the customer talk

Virgoshio: need any thing else?

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: how about a bag of cheetos

Virgoshio: what?

Holmes: ::goes behind the counter::

Virgoshio: ::hands him a bag of cheetos:: 1.00

davepoobond: nuh uh…not that easy…i want it on your head…

Virgoshio: why?

Holmes: ::grabs some “Hello my name is:” tags and writes “Manager”::

davepoobond: do it

Holmes: ::slaps it on my forehead:: i’m the manager now

Virgoshio: ::rips tags off and throws holmes back in his seat::

Holmes: hey thats my skin on that tag

Virgoshio: ::puts the cheetoes on his head::

Virgoshio: o well shut up!

Virgoshio: now what?

Holmes: don’t tell me what to do, remeber you work for me

davepoobond: ::laughs at him::

Virgoshio: Not in here!

Virgoshio: you fag

Virgoshio: Now what?

Holmes: hey we talked about the anger problems

davepoobond: what are you talking about?

davepoobond: i dont know who you are

Virgoshio: i have the cheetoes on my head now what?

davepoobond: deposit yourself into a bank

Virgoshio: no!

davepoobond: yes!

Virgoshio: ::hands davepoobond the cheetoes::

Holmes: why not? save some of yourself for your later years

Virgoshio: Shut up holmes!

davepoobond: he’s got a point

Holmes: the customer is always right

davepoobond: in your state, you wont be….how do i say

davepoobond: stocky

davepoobond: all your life

Virgoshio: Well in your state you wont be a bitch all your life!

Holmes: wow attitude

davepoobond: ::blinks a few times:: isnt that a good thing?

Holmes: and you wonder why no one comes into this place

Virgoshio: yea but still just shut up!

Virgoshio: We JUst opened you tart

Holmes: my store is crowded with customers

Virgoshio: My ass i work there

Virgoshio: there is never anyone in there

Holmes: yeah watching my sandwich

davepoobond: ::fart:: i’m your only customer, bask me in glory

Holmes: and what happened to my sandwich the LAST time i said watch it?

Holmes: HUH?

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Holmes: some one ATE IT

Virgoshio: ::hands Da a freee pepporoni pizza::

davepoobond: hey, pepporonni pizza

Holmes: don’t eat it, he doesn’t wash his hands

davepoobond: ewwww

Virgoshio: thats what you get for me being a total jack ass

davepoobond: that means….theres toilet paper particles on this pizza?

Virgoshio: ::punches holmes in the face::yes i do!

davepoobond: and all other types of particles

Virgoshio: No thre isnt

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davepoobond: yes, i bet there is!

Holmes: he doesn’t believe in toilet paper

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Virgoshio: i washmy hands

Holmes: he uses his hands

davepoobond: even worse!

Holmes: and picks it all out

Virgoshio: holmes your a fag!

Holmes: at least a “fag” who washes his hands

davepoobond: true true

Holmes: is better then you

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Virgoshio: I Wash My Hands YOU FUCK NUT!

Holmes: fine fine you wash your hands

Holmes: in the urinal

Virgoshio: Holmes i hate you when your drunk!

Virgoshio: No thats where your mom washes her hair!

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davepoobond: that was a bit random…

OnlineHost: XxSuPa AnGeLxX has left the room.

Virgoshio: Hey thats the price to pay!

Virgoshio: he pissed me off!

Holmes: that hurt

davepoobond: actually, urinals are places to wash your feet though

Virgoshio: No urinals you Piss in!

Holmes: eww you filthy animal

davepoobond: ewww

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davepoobond: so i got a urinal for nothing

Holmes: HOW CAN YOU PISS IN A URINAL

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Virgoshio: Bucause thats what they are used for get the fuck out of the club!

davepoobond: hahahaha

Holmes: fine but i;’m going back to my shop

Holmes: and you better get working

Virgoshio: Fine see ya later!

Virgoshio: are you leavin?

Holmes: no

Virgoshio: ok

Virgoshio: fin

Holmes: fin in french means the end

Virgoshio: Fine*

Holmes: fine in english means ok

davepoobond: or

davepoobond: pretty

Virgoshio: No shit sherlock

Holmes: yeah in context like: “Damn baby-girl, you like fine!”

Holmes: watson, are you constipated

Virgoshio: Hey Da why dont you suck holmeses dick?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

davepoobond: …not occasionally…

OnlineHost: Lechuza has entered the room.

Virgoshio: Ok

OnlineHost: Lechuza has left the room.

Virgoshio: well go some where and suck his dick then

Holmes: nah not right now

Holmes: gotta get in the mood

davepoobond: actually i dont

Holmes: does this place sell viagra

davepoobond: you do today

davepoobond: ::shoves shio onto holmes::

Holmes: O.o if you want some shio just ask!

Virgoshio: ::kicks davepoobond in the face::

Virgoshio: ::punches holmes::

davepoobond: ::kicked in the face and blows up::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

davepoobond: aahhhhhh

Holmes: ::punched:: ow

davepoobond: ::body slams shio::

davepoobond: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::hit::

Holmes: ::hit::

Virgoshio: ::gets up and grabs them both and throws them out side::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::not hit, thrown outside::

Virgoshio: ::locks doors::

Holmes: ::moves like a boomerang and comes back through an open window::

davepoobond: ::seeps in through the cracks of the door::

davepoobond: you cant keep me out

Virgoshio: Ok fine just leave me alone

Virgoshio: and let me work

davepoobond: all right

Holmes: ok

davepoobond: work on what

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: ::takes a chair and smashes it:: here’s something to work on

davepoobond: hahahaa

Virgoshio: ::snaps fingers and the chair is fixed::

Holmes: wow

Virgoshio: any thing else?

davepoobond: how about a cheeseburger

Holmes: ::runs to bathroom and clogs and floods the toilets::

Virgoshio: ::snaps fingers and a cheeseburger is in da’s hands::

Holmes: ::pisses on the floor::

Virgoshio: ::snaps and fixes the toilets::

davepoobond: thanks ::runs in the bathroom and stuffs it in the sinks and turns them on::

Virgoshio: ::snaps and cleans the floor::

davepoobond: ::jumps in and bathes in the sink::

Virgoshio: ::Snaps and unclogs it::

Holmes: ::snaps and cleans shios nose out::

Virgoshio: ::snaps and davepoobond is back in her seat a s well as homes::

Virgoshio: ::da and holmes are back in thier seats::

Holmes: ::moons shio::

Holmes: Theres a crack in my ass! can you fix that?

Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmeses pants are back on::Virgoshio: ::snaps and Holmses ass crack fills up::

Holmes: thanks

Virgoshio: no prob

davepoobond: how about this? i got a brown thing coming out of my ear…

Virgoshio: ::snaps and fills in das ear::

davepoobond: i cant hear

Virgoshio: good

Holmes: my nipples are more square then round

davepoobond: whats that?

Holmes: can you fix that

Virgoshio: nuttin

Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmes has no nipples::

davepoobond: sure, i’ll take some toilet water, thank you

Holmes: aww darn no breastfeeding today

davepoobond: yes yes, i’ll feed the gerbils while your gone…

Virgoshio: any thing else?

davepoobond: no

Virgoshio: k

Holmes: can you fix your name? it sounds stupid

Holmes: shio…

Holmes: and your face

Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmes cant talk::

Holmes: it looks like you have a beard of pimples

Holmes: ::pokes shio in the eye::

davepoobond: this chair is talking to me

Virgoshio: ((i dont have pimples))

davepoobond: help

Virgoshio: OW

Holmes: ((oh thats your chars face))

OnlineHost: Keith Vigors has entered the room.

Virgoshio: ::TIES HOLMSES HANDS AND LEGS::

davepoobond: ::friggin knocks shio away with the talking chair::

Holmes: ::mumbles cause he can;t talk and shakes violently::

Virgoshio: ::falls and then gets up::

OnlineHost: Keith Vigors has left the room.

davepoobond: ::farts in shio’s face::

davepoobond: get down!

Virgoshio: ::throws a table at her::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

davepoobond: theres a nuclear bomb!

davepoobond: ::not a she….::

Holmes: ::hops around with the chair::

Holmes: ::snaps and he can talk again:: and your mother can’t cook!

Virgoshio: i know

davepoobond: haha

Virgoshio: knocks holmes over

davepoobond: your book is a pie

Holmes: you wanna knock me over?

Virgoshio: yes?

Virgoshio: yes*

Holmes: …

Holmes: ((forgot the :: :: dummy))

davepoobond: ((you’re messin up))

Virgoshio: ((my bad))

OnlineHost: Virgoshio has left the room.

Holmes: hahahahaha

Holmes: he’s fun to mess with

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6493: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: there was this really stupid fundraiser thing yesterday

davepoobond: i came in when they had 2 minutes to donate stuff

davepoobond: to send some kids to camp

davepoobond: “comon these kids need to get sent to camp” “1 week of their LIVES” (they ended up sending 11, out of who knows how many)

davepoobond: and they raised like 7000 dollars

Holmes: hah

davepoobond: it was messed up

davepoobond: and the 7-11 franchisees corporation and franchisees gave them half a million dollars

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: and all they said “thanks, thanks so much” and then he turned to the camera

davepoobond: and then he said something, i dont know what it was cuz i was laughing too hard

Holmes: 7-11…screwing people 7 hours a day, 11 days of the week

davepoobond: and then this pregnant black jewish woman does some stand-up

Holmes: LMAO

davepoobond: she’s a “convert”

Holmes: pregnant black jewish woman?

davepoobond: LOL ya

Holmes: LDKMKLNSLMAO

davepoobond: she was ok, but she was really dumb

davepoobond: and most of her jokes werent even laughed at

davepoobond: as soon as she comes up, shes like “oh, i give a new meaning to labor day, dont i”

davepoobond: and all she did was talk about her in-laws and her husband

Holmes: it’s like “say what you are” and she says “I’m a pregnant black jewish woman” and the whole audience laughs

Holmes: then she makes jokes and no one laughs

davepoobond: i mean, she’s like 9 months pregnant, she could’ve broke water AS she was doing it

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: that woulda been great to see

davepoobond: “you know, Jewish people can’t whisper -” SPRAYYYYYYYYYY

Holmes: “MY WATER BROKE”

Audience: “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA”

Holmes: “I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION”

AUDIENCE: “HAHAHAHHA SHE’S PREGANT HAHAHAHHA”

davepoobond: do u know what MDA is

davepoobond: lolll

Holmes: mda?

davepoobond: besides a drug

Holmes: nop

davepoobond: yeah that was the foundation

davepoobond: that was hosting it or whatever

davepoobond: i think ed macmahon was there

Holmes: oh

davepoobond: it was such crap

davepoobond: it was like 4 hours long

davepoobond: and they raised 10 million half-way

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: (i bet it was just inflated though)

davepoobond: they just add 9.9 million here and there

davepoobond: to get people to call

davepoobond: cuz “others are”

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: lmao

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Fun fact: Later on, the bookstore davepoobond works at during college did a fundraiser for the same association to send kids to camp. The association is called the Muscular Dystrophy Association 😛

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-15-03

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Pick of April 15, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the small update…i promise a bigger one next time…i got kinda lazy…har har…

Holmes: I am away from the computer right now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2450 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – crab, Don’t Give Marlon Brando Those Waffles Trailer, Dancing blowthetoad, Diggity, Super Furry, GUTS

The Screwed Up World– Gay Stupid Memorex

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Bleeding Eyes

The Screwed Up Games – PAC-MAN by Flammable Werks (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Me a Monkey (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Jetz Rampage (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

Poems – giggly fresh

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Ms. Boms, Movies, Around School, Radio, Mrs. Stickums, Mr. P-yooson, elmoisfurry, TV

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-26-03

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davepoobond: today’s a day to rejoice. there are 2000 words in the dictionary. do you know how much 2000 is? its…2000!

Holmes: shut up or I’ll take you out like a fat ass in a dodge-ball game

stimpyismyname: go download games at button man games

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Decay Haven (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Ness’ Christmas Journey (Rating: 9/10)

Questionable Content / QC Characters – blowthetoad

Stupid IMs – ooO HaIey Ooo IM, GLoRiA BabY 907 IM, amanda585345 IM, honky IM

Chat Room Stuff – The Squackle! Chat Room

Jokes – Blonde Jokes

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Homeworkaway, Daves of Our Lives Episode 6

Squackle Quotes – Around School, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 70, Bad Submission 71, Bad Submission 72