Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Get jalapeno business.
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Sex and Math
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Add the moaning.
Hope you don’t multiply.
It Alive
Weed, Weed on a leaf
Weed, Weed on a tree
Weed, Weed in my room
Weed, Weed where’s my shroom
Weed, Weed I forgot
Weed, Weed That apple’s hot
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Guy Coca-Cola
Who Doesn’t Belong?
Jesus Drinking Koolaid
I Am a Bomb Technician
Joke #22726
Q: Why does aspirin work?
A: Because it’s white.
Joke #22724
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Joke #22723
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Joke #22722
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Joke #22721
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Joke #22720
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Joke #22719
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Joke #22718
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!