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Joke #24633

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What is a room no one can enter?

A: A mushroom

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: mushroom

 

It Alive

Posted on January 11, 2013 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Weed, Weed on a leaf

Weed, Weed on a tree

Weed, Weed in my room

Weed, Weed where’s my shroom

Weed, Weed I forgot

Weed, Weed That apple’s hot

YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Categories: (C) Stoner Poems, Poetry and Songs

Tags: apple, mushroom, tree, weed

People: Chance

 

Bad Submission #20414

Posted on March 16, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted through the Fan Mail submission form.

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name = MUSHROOM
email = SHITTY POOP
fanmail = HERE IS A STORY:

ONE TIME I SAW A BITCH GET THROWN IN A CORNUCOPIA AND THEN IT SHITTED ON A TOADSTOOL

THE END

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Tags: mushroom

 

Joke #17965

Posted on February 14, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

SAFETY TEACHER: “How do we prevent mushroom poisoning?”

CLASS JOKER: “Lock the medicine cabinet so mushrooms can’t get in.”

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Categories: (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes

Tags: class, medicine cabinet, mushroom, poison, teacher

 

Quote #13944

Posted on January 6, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

“DAVE LOVES SHROOMS HE SMOKES THEM EVERDAY”

– Ghost5050

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Tags: drugs, mushroom

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truffles

Posted on June 22, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity

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Tags: dessert, mushroom, noun, truffles

 

zraqui

Posted on December 24, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

zraqui – n. a bathtub full of cream of mushroom soup

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Tags: bathtub, cream, mushroom, noun, soup, zraqui

 

elce

Posted on December 23, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

elce – n. a pile of mushrooms

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Tags: elce, food, mushroom, noun

 

Joke #5417

Posted on September 6, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A: A mushroom

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Tags: door, mushroom, window

 

vafooga

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

vafooga – v. to cast a spell on a mushroom

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Tags: magic, mushroom, vafooga, verb

 

modesto

Posted on August 17, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

modesto – n. a mushroom that looks like a penis

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Tags: modesto, mushroom, noun, penis

 

kincaid

Posted on August 15, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

kincaid – v. to plug someone’s mouth with a mushroom

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Tags: kincaid, mushroom, verb

 

hansol

Posted on August 11, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

hansol – n. a mushroom that grows on your body

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Tags: hansol, mushroom, noun

 

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