Q: What is a room no one can enter?
A: A mushroom
Posts tagged with 'mushroom'
It Alive
Weed, Weed on a leaf
Weed, Weed on a tree
Weed, Weed in my room
Weed, Weed where’s my shroom
Weed, Weed I forgot
Weed, Weed That apple’s hot
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Submission #20414
Submitted through the Fan Mail submission form.
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name = MUSHROOM
email = SHITTY POOP
fanmail = HERE IS A STORY:
ONE TIME I SAW A BITCH GET THROWN IN A CORNUCOPIA AND THEN IT SHITTED ON A TOADSTOOL
THE END
Joke #17965
SAFETY TEACHER: “How do we prevent mushroom poisoning?”
CLASS JOKER: “Lock the medicine cabinet so mushrooms can’t get in.”
Quote #13944
“DAVE LOVES SHROOMS HE SMOKES THEM EVERDAY”
– Ghost5050
truffles
truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity
zraqui
zraqui – n. a bathtub full of cream of mushroom soup
elce
elce – n. a pile of mushrooms
Joke #5417
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom
vafooga
vafooga – v. to cast a spell on a mushroom
modesto
modesto – n. a mushroom that looks like a penis
kincaid
kincaid – v. to plug someone’s mouth with a mushroom
hansol
hansol – n. a mushroom that grows on your body