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sereu

March 4th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sereu – v. to intentionally hold your pee in your bladder until you get a hernia

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guisapano

March 1st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

guisapano – v. to pee in your cereal full of milk and then eat it

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Stop Bed Wetting

May 2nd, 2012 Posted in Pictures No Comments »

Stop Bed Wetting

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If you stand on a dune with your eyes about 16 m above sea level, how far can you pee?

April 19th, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

If you stand on a dune with your eyes about 16 m above sea level, how far can you pee?

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A Shot a Poop

January 29th, 2012 Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

A shot a poop

It missed the hoop

So I tried to pee

But it hit me

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Jingle Bells Song #21900

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Bowser’s in the kitchen,

Yoshi’s in the hall,

Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall

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Jingle Bells Song #21876

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker got away, HEY!

(Repeat the previous verse twice)

Batman’s in the kitchen
Robins in the hall
Jokers in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!

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A Monkey When Pouring My Tea

July 27th, 2011 Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

A monkey when pouring my tea

asked “do you fart when you pee?”

i replied with some wit

“do you burp when you shit?”

and i think that was one up to me

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Joke #18602

February 21st, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

Vintners in the Napa Valley who produce primarily Pinot Blancs and Pinot Grigios have developed a new hybrid grape, which acts as an anti-diuretic and will reduce the number of trips an older person has to make to the bathroom during the night.

They will be marketing the new wine as Pinot More.

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Drop Bear

February 20th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

Drop Bear – n. a famous Australian bear that lives in trees.  They are called Drop Bears because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.  The only deterrence to these bears is by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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FAQ About Australia

February 20th, 2011 Posted in Other Junk No Comments »

These are from potential visitors to Australia. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor.

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not… oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets, especially The Taipans.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Name the 5 food groups

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Name the 5 food groups

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What are the Pilgrims’ first act when…

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

What are the Pilgrims' first act when they are "brought to safe land?"

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What six troubles did a “mighty magician” bring to the earth?

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

What six troubles did a "mighty magician" bring to the earth?

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Point out 3 basic, plain words referring to everyday items

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Point out 3 basic, plain words referring to everyday items

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