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A Monkey When Pouring My Tea

Posted on July 27, 2011 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

A monkey when pouring my tea

asked “do you fart when you pee?”

i replied with some wit

“do you burp when you shit?”

and i think that was one up to me

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Categories: (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs

Tags: fart, monkey, pee, shit

 

Miss Lionel Richie

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Kman

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Tags: beard, Kman

 

Hillman The Marvelous

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Tags: crime, Hillman The Marvelous, sociology, super power, teacher

 

Fantomaster

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Tags: apartment, Fantomaster, gym, job, parents

 

Egg Head King of the Yolk Folk

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Tags: crime, egg, Egg Head King of the Yolk Folk

 

Evil Dr. Hawking

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Bread Woman

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Tags: bread, Bread Woman

 

Rorman Gorman Borman

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

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Tags: Rorman Gorman Borman, suit, super power

 

London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7318

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

who will buy my purple shoe

purple shoe

purple shoe

if u dont i will run after you

and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit

 

(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)

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London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7317

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

Stephan Hawking’s evil plan

evil plan

evil plan

Stephan Hawking’s evil plan

remove the plug

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London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7316

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

I once sneezed and corn fell out

corn fell out

corn fell out

I once sneezed and corn fell out

and now I’m lactose intolerant

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London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7315

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

i once fell and hit my head

hit my head

hit my head

i once fell and hit my head

and now im a woman

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7303

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it’s ass

and turned it’s wool to nylon

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7302

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ShockTheMonkey Leave a comment

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every

time that Mary walked

the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt it was split up the front

but she didn’t wear that very often

coz they could see her …… knee.

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