A monkey when pouring my tea
asked “do you fart when you pee?”
i replied with some wit
“do you burp when you shit?”
and i think that was one up to me
Posts by ShockTheMonkey
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7318
who will buy my purple shoe
purple shoe
purple shoe
if u dont i will run after you
and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit
(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7317
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
evil plan
evil plan
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
remove the plug
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7316
I once sneezed and corn fell out
corn fell out
corn fell out
I once sneezed and corn fell out
and now I’m lactose intolerant
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7315
i once fell and hit my head
hit my head
hit my head
i once fell and hit my head
and now im a woman
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7303
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7302
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every
time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt it was split up the front
but she didn’t wear that very often
coz they could see her …… knee.