(F) London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

London Bridge is upping up

Upping up

Upping up

London Bridge is upping up

What the heck does that mean?

London Bridge is a bird

Is a bird

Is a bird

Is a bird

London Bridge is a bird

Oh wait, no it’s not!!!!!!!!!!!

London Bridge is burning up

Burning up

Burning up

London Bridge is burning up

Cuz I wanted to smoke it!!!!!!!!!!

my butt didn’t pass preschool

pass preschool

pass preschool

my butt didn’t pass preschool

so it is a dumbass

(get it?)

I just ripped a big loud fart,

big loud fart,

big loud fart,

I just ripped a big loud fart,

and everybody died.

who will buy my purple shoe

purple shoe

purple shoe

if u dont i will run after you

and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit

(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)

Stephan Hawking’s evil plan

evil plan

evil plan

Stephan Hawking’s evil plan

remove the plug

I once sneezed and corn fell out

corn fell out

corn fell out

I once sneezed and corn fell out

and now I’m lactose intolerant