“Okay kids! Today we’re gonna ride a question mark!”
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Quote #13986
“If you stand on the toilet, you’re high on pot!”
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Quote #13985
“time to use my…bahRAIN!”
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Quote #13984
“Chicken doesn’t taste like chicken anymore!”
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Gay Spray
(a guy wearing a pink dress gets fucked by another guy on a purple sofa. You can hear n’sync music in the background.)
guy wearing a dress: this is a swingin’ beat, steve!
other guy: yeah, george…I mean Jane.
(They have sex for a few more seconds)
George/Jane: uh oh…
Steve: what is it?
George/Jane: I feel like i’m becoming straight again!
Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George/Jane: quick! Pass me the Gay Spray!
(George/Jane gets the Gay Spray and he sprays it)
George/Jane: Whew! i’m gay again!
(They both stand up)
Both: Gay Spray! For people who want to be gay, but aren’t! Just one spray of this stuff and you will be gayer then n’sync!
(they have sex some more)
(end)
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7320
my butt didn’t pass preschool
pass preschool
pass preschool
my butt didn’t pass preschool
so it is a dumbass
(get it?)
Popeye Song #7254
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I like to use bongs
With women in thongs
I’m Popeye the sailor man
The Midget Song
Midgets, midgets,
How are you?
Midgets, midgets,
I have to poo!
Shit! Shit!
I crapped my pants!
And now I’m doing
The retard dance!
Midgets, midgets,
you are shit,
And Holmes drinks the juice
That comes from zits!
Midgets, midgets,
You are gay,
I don’t wan’t you to fuck me
So stay away!
The Truth About my Family
My brother is a woman
My sister is a man
My parents are the messed up ones
They are the taliban!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Dacky is my god!
D.I.M.G! D.I.M.G!
He should be yours too,
So go and take a poo!
Everyone loves poo,
Especially ones that are blue!
I think it’s time
I’m running out of rhymes,
To end this poem.
Remember kids,
ALL HAIL DACKY!
The Rain in Bahrain
The rain
in Bahrain
is insane
in the membrane.
It causes me pain
to see the rain
in Bahrain.
I fly in my plane
to the plains
of Maine
to escape the rain
in Bahrain.
The plains of Maine
are plain,
but they are not nearly as inane
as the rain
in Bahrain.
I’d like to go to Spain
to escape the rain
in Bahrain.
THE RAIN
IN BAHRAIN
DRIVES ME INSAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Redneck Tornado Surfing – Rules
Materials: tornado, long rectangular pieces of metal
# of Players: 1 or more
What You Do:
1. Stand on a piece of metal like a surfboard.
2. Wait until a tornado comes.
3. When a tornado comes, allow yourself to get sucked into it, and make sure you have your piece of metal with you.
4. Ride the piece of metal up and down in the tornado until it drops you somewhere.
5. You can’t win this game but it’s really fun.
Boundaries: The tornado
Joke #5550
Q: What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A:“Hey! Watch this!”
Joke #5240: Girls Names
This guy is hanging out in his living room when his daughter comes in. She says “Daddy, why am I named Violet?”
“Because a violet landed on your head when you were born,” he says.
Violet says “oh,” and leaves.
Then, his second daughter comes in and she asks “Daddy, why am I named Rose?”
He says “Because a rose landed on your head when you were born.
She says “oh,” and leaves.
Then, his third daughter comes in and says “Koooojmuquishlawnkk!”
He says “Be quiet, Cinder Block!”