Quote #22190

Armando:  Both of you are crazy.

Megutron:  You know, if the majority is abnormal, they become the normal ones, and you’re just the abnormal one after all.

Armando:  Oh, really?  Hahaha…

davepoobond (singing):  ‘Cause 2 out of THREEEEEE….. Ain’t baddddd!

::Armando and Megutron don’t say anything::

Armando:  You just contradicted yourself there, y’know.

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/26/07


Quote #22189

davepoobond:  Yes!  Only 10 more days left for summer school!

Brian:  Yeah!  Finally!

davepoobond:  Then I could work full time!  And give all of my time to this joooobbbbb…. yeahhhhhh!!!!!

Brian:  Yeahhh!

::Brian and davepoobond laugh all crazily::

Ely:  What the hell?  You guys are crazy…

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/26/07


Joke #21873

A young black guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I’m tired of handouts, I want a job.”

The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We’ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You’ll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes — the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided for and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year.”

The black guy said, “Ah c’mon, you’re bullshitting me!”

The man behind the counter said, “Well, you started it!”