Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass
Everytime the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ass
(F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21805
Mary had a little tit
Little tit
Little tit
Mary had a little tit
Her tits were stinky as pits.
Every where that Mary went
She got a T-H-O (Titty Hard On)
Mary had a little tit
Her bra was sure to go
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21804
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
T’was split right up the front
And every time that Mary walked
The spokes could see right up her cunt.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21803
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
But when old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn’t believe his eyes!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21801
I am Mary
Oh yes, I am
Yes, I am
Yes, I am
I am Mary
Oh yes, I am
And I am fuckin a ham
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21796
Mary had a little lamb
It was a little runt
Every time it wagged its tail
you could see its little ::giggles::
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21795
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb
and she kept trying to fuck it.
Everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb kept licking her cunt.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21792
Mary had a little lamb
One day it ate a dart
The lamb wasn’t harmed
Until it had to fart.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21791
Mary had a little lamb
Until she farted on it!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21789
Mary had a little sheep,
and with that sheep
she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21788
Mary had a little lamb.
It had lots of fleas
And every where that Mary went
They always had to leave.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21787
Mary had a little lamb.
She put it in the cooker,
Turned to 180 degrees,
And burnt the little fucker!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21786
Mary had a little lamb.
She took it to a wedding
Ttied it to a lamp post
And kicked its fucking head in
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785
Mary is a retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge!
Mary is so retarded,
She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21784
Mary had a short-term memory,
Short-term memory,
Short-term memory!
And although you told her who you are 2 seconds ago,
She already forgot!