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(F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

 

Mary Had A Little Lamb Song #24619

Posted on March 20, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little bike,

She rode it on the grass

Everytime the wheel went round

A spoke went up her ass

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21805

Posted on July 21, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little tit

Little tit

Little tit

Mary had a little tit

Her tits were stinky as pits.

Every where that Mary went

She got a T-H-O (Titty Hard On)

Mary had a little tit

Her bra was sure to go

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21804

Posted on July 21, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

And every time that Mary walked

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt

T’was split right up the front

And every time that Mary walked

The spokes could see right up her cunt.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21803

Posted on July 21, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor was surprised

But when old MacDonald had a farm

He couldn’t believe his eyes!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21801

Posted on July 21, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

I am Mary

Oh yes, I am

Yes, I am

Yes, I am

I am Mary

Oh yes, I am

And I am fuckin a ham

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21796

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

It was a little runt

Every time it wagged its tail

you could see its little ::giggles::

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21795

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb

and she kept trying to fuck it.

Everywhere that Mary went,

the lamb kept licking her cunt.

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People: SUCKITBITCH

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21792

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

One day it ate a dart

The lamb wasn’t harmed

Until it had to fart.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21791

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

Until she farted on it!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21789

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little sheep,

and with that sheep

she went to sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram

and Mary had a little lamb.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21788

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

It had lots of fleas

And every where that Mary went

They always had to leave.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21787

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

She put it in the cooker,

Turned to 180 degrees,

And burnt the little fucker!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21786

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

She took it to a wedding

Ttied it to a lamp post

And kicked its fucking head in

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary is a retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge!

Mary is so retarded,

She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21784

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a short-term memory,

Short-term memory,

Short-term memory!

And although you told her who you are 2 seconds ago,

She already forgot!

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People: happy the otter

 
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