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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary is a retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge!

Mary is so retarded,

She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: retard, Sponge

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Joke #20879

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?

A: A sponge.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: hole, Sponge, water

 

Joke #18648

Posted on February 21, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.

“I’m assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?” I asked.

The waitress responded proudly, “I’m self-absorbed.”

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Tags: Halloween, holiday stuff, Sponge

 

Joke #18299

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?

A: Sponge cake.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: cake, dessert, ocean, Sponge

 

Joke #18197

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet and able to clean tall buildings with a single sponge?

A: Soaperman.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: building, bullet, Sponge, Superman

 

Quote #16757

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“yep that is what its there for, a glass, ball, sponge, I don’t even know what else…scissors?”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Categories: Quotes

Tags: ball, glass, scissors, Sponge

People: Mrs. Stickums

 

Quote #15142

Posted on January 16, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“sponges can hold germs”

– from the TV

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Tags: germs, Sponge, television

 

Joke #11406

Posted on July 28, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Sue: Try some of my sponge cake, Dad.

Father: Umm, it’s a bit tough, Susie.

Sue: I don’t understand why.  I made it with a really fresh sponge!

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Categories: (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes

Tags: cake, dad, Sponge

 

heitner

Posted on December 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

heitner – n. a sponge umbrella

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Categories: Dictionary

Tags: heitner, noun, Sponge, umbrella

 

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