Mary is a retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge!
Mary is so retarded,
She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!
Posts tagged with 'Sponge'
Joke #20879
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge.
Joke #18648
I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.
“I’m assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?” I asked.
The waitress responded proudly, “I’m self-absorbed.”
Joke #18299
Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?
A: Sponge cake.
Joke #18197
Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet and able to clean tall buildings with a single sponge?
A: Soaperman.
Quote #16757
“yep that is what its there for, a glass, ball, sponge, I don’t even know what else…scissors?”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15142
“sponges can hold germs”
– from the TV
Joke #11406
Sue: Try some of my sponge cake, Dad.
Father: Umm, it’s a bit tough, Susie.
Sue: I don’t understand why. I made it with a really fresh sponge!
heitner
heitner – n. a sponge umbrella