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Joke #24680

Posted on April 3, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?

A: Everybody knows Mary had a little lamb.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: dinner, lamb

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21804

Posted on July 21, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

And every time that Mary walked

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt

T’was split right up the front

And every time that Mary walked

The spokes could see right up her cunt.

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: lamb, skirt

People: playgurl

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21803

Posted on July 21, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor was surprised

But when old MacDonald had a farm

He couldn’t believe his eyes!

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: doctor, farm, lamb

People: Evileyes

 

Bad Submission #21802

Posted on July 21, 2011 by davepoobond 1 Comment

Submitted through the Mary Had a Little Lamb Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Dec 15 2003 / 09:34:51

name = happty
email =
use_email = yes
song = mary had a little lamb who face was white as snow. And  everywhere dick would go the lamd was sure to follow

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Tags: dick, lamb

People: happty

 

Bad Submission #21798

Posted on July 17, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted using the Mary Had a Little Lamb submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Dec 07 2004 / 14:55:38

name = Mr. Jack
email =
use_email = yes
song = mary had a little lamb and she shot the fucker!

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Tags: lamb

People: Mr. Jack

 

Bad Submission #21797

Posted on July 17, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted using the Mary Had a Little Lamb submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Dec 07 2004 / 14:53:28

name = tghdfghdfghdfghdfghdfgh
email = angel77@
use_email = yes
song = why would Mary have a little lamb?

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Categories: Bad Submissions

Tags: lamb

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21796

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

It was a little runt

Every time it wagged its tail

you could see its little ::giggles::

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: lamb, tail

People: Kingtutis

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21795

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb

and she kept trying to fuck it.

Everywhere that Mary went,

the lamb kept licking her cunt.

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: lamb, sex

People: SUCKITBITCH

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21792

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

One day it ate a dart

The lamb wasn’t harmed

Until it had to fart.

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Tags: dart, fart, lamb

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21791

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb

Until she farted on it!

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Tags: fart, lamb

People: special fart

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21789

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little sheep,

and with that sheep

she went to sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram

and Mary had a little lamb.

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: lamb, ram, sheep

People: Skinni

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21788

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

It had lots of fleas

And every where that Mary went

They always had to leave.

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Tags: flea, lamb

People: Crazy Lil' Girl

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21787

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

She put it in the cooker,

Turned to 180 degrees,

And burnt the little fucker!

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Tags: lamb

People: the 1 that got away

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21786

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

She took it to a wedding

Ttied it to a lamp post

And kicked its fucking head in

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Tags: lamb, wedding

People: Angel face

 

Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21782

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

It’s fleas were white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went.

The fleas were sure to go.

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Tags: lamb, snow, white

People: the bonz

 
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