Mary had a little lamb.
It was a little good’un!
It piddled in the frying pan.
And spoilt the Yorkshire Puddin.
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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21780
Mary had a little lamb.
I want a soda.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She took it round the corner to teach it how to…
Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…
Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.
If you don’t like them, stick em up your…
Ask no qestions, tell no lies.
I saw santa claus undoing his…
Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.
And this is the end of my silly little verse. 🙂
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21778
Mary had a little.
Mary had a lot.
Mary likes it both ways.
Mary likes it hot.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21777
Mary had a little lamb
And a little cat
A little pig
Mary was a dwarf
Why victimize her, I ask you that?
Always picking on the little people aren’t you?
You people make me sick.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21776
Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes,
A hunk of beef, a chicken leg and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so,
and when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21775
Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as coal.
And every time it jumped a fence.
You could see its pink asshole.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21774
Mary had a little lamb.
Her brother shot him dead.
Now she takes her lamb to school.
Between two bits of bread.
Joke #20912
Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?
A: Mary had a little lamb.
Joke #18056
Q: Where do lambs buy their clothes?
A: Lamb shops.
Quote #16096
“…goes out like a lamb!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #13262
HOBO WOLF TO RICH LAMB: “I’m broke. Can I put the bite on you for dinner?”
Tongue Twisters
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
– Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships.
– Joe jumps joyfully in June and July.
– Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily.
– Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying fish.
– Hairy Harry Hartley hurries home.
– Slippery southern snakes slide swiftly down ski slopes.
– Billy Bunny burst his big beautiful blue balloon.
– Fran fans Fred frantically.
– Fast Frank fries frankfurters and french fries.
– How many bagels could a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?
– Seven silly skunks sighed sadly.
– Little Linda Lamb licks her lovely lips.
– “Shoot, Sally,” Slim Sam shouted shyly.
– Wee Willy whistles to wise Wilber Whale.