Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as coal.
And every time it jumped a fence.
You could see its pink asshole.
Tag Archives: fence
Joke #17619
Q: Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
A: People were dying to get in!
You Know You’re Living In the Past If…
You know you’re living in the past if:
…You think children are to be seen and not heard.
…Detroit stopped making parts for your car ten years ago.
…The last time you went to the movies, they were still censoring people who kissed each other on the mouth.
…You think the most suggestive dance you ever saw is the Twist.
…You think the family car belongs to the parents.
…You think a picket line is a fence.
Joke #11710
Q: What time was it when the flying saucer landed on the fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Joke #11707
Q: Why are space creatures sitting on a fence like a dime?
A: They’re heads on one side and tails on the other.
coleg
coleg – n. horse hair caught in barbed wire or a fence
Joke #9300: Funeral for a Friend
Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor said, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it Tim?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth, and then replied, “That’s because he’s still inside your stupid cat.”
Joke #7832
Q: What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A: A fence.
Joke #5282
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass fence?
A: To see what was on the other side
swit
swit – n. a plane that rolls out of its hangar and rams into a fence