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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21788

Posted on July 17, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Mary had a little lamb.

It had lots of fleas

And every where that Mary went

They always had to leave.

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Categories: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: flea, lamb

People: Crazy Lil' Girl

 

Joke #20902

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How do you start a flea race?

A: One, two, flea, go.

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Tags: flea, race

 

Joke #17990

Posted on February 14, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the dog say to the flea?

A: “I’ll be your host this evening.”

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Categories: (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: dog, flea

 

Joke #17526

Posted on February 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What American City is least popular with our animal friends?

A: Fleadelphia!

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Tags: America, cat, city, dog, flea, Philadelphia

 

Joke #12572

Posted on November 28, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Either my dog doesn’t have fleas or he’s just too lazy to scratch them.

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Tags: dog, flea, lazy

 

Joke #12423

Posted on November 26, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

My husband makes my life miserable.  If I were reincarnated as a dog, he’d come back as a flea.

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Categories: (C) Misandry Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, Jokes

Tags: dog, flea, husband

 

Joke #12184

Posted on June 29, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

I’m as happy as a hungry flea on a flat hound.

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Tags: dog, flea

 

Joke #11215

Posted on June 23, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the fleas flee the boy who never washed?

A: They were chased away by the lice.

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Categories: (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: flea, lice

 

domlunmarmiejueviesab

Posted on December 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

domlunmarmiejueviesab – n. a flea that falls into your ass

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Categories: Dictionary

Tags: ass, domlunmarmiejueviesab, flea, noun

 

Joke #9012

Posted on November 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What store do dogs refuse to go to?

A: The flea market.

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Tags: dog, flea

 

Joke #6515

Posted on September 15, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two.

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Categories: (C) Light Bulb Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: flea, light bulb

 

glea

Posted on August 10, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

glea – n. a gay flea

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Tags: flea, gay, glea, insect, noun

 

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