Mary had a little lamb.
It had lots of fleas
And every where that Mary went
They always had to leave.
Posts tagged with 'flea'
Joke #20902
Q: How do you start a flea race?
A: One, two, flea, go.
Joke #17990
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: “I’ll be your host this evening.”
Joke #17526
Q: What American City is least popular with our animal friends?
A: Fleadelphia!
Joke #12572
Either my dog doesn’t have fleas or he’s just too lazy to scratch them.
Joke #12423
My husband makes my life miserable. If I were reincarnated as a dog, he’d come back as a flea.
Joke #12184
I’m as happy as a hungry flea on a flat hound.
Joke #11215
Q: Why did the fleas flee the boy who never washed?
A: They were chased away by the lice.
domlunmarmiejueviesab
domlunmarmiejueviesab – n. a flea that falls into your ass
Joke #9012
Q: What store do dogs refuse to go to?
A: The flea market.
Joke #6515
Q: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
glea
glea – n. a gay flea