Mary had a little squirrel,
Little swirl,
It gonna hurl!
Mary had a little squirrel whose name was Bob the cheese!
Category Archives: (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21782
Mary had a little lamb.
It’s fleas were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went.
The fleas were sure to go.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21781
Mary had a little lamb.
It was a little good’un!
It piddled in the frying pan.
And spoilt the Yorkshire Puddin.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21780
Mary had a little lamb.
I want a soda.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She took it round the corner to teach it how to…
Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…
Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.
If you don’t like them, stick em up your…
Ask no qestions, tell no lies.
I saw santa claus undoing his…
Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.
And this is the end of my silly little verse. 🙂
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21778
Mary had a little.
Mary had a lot.
Mary likes it both ways.
Mary likes it hot.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21777
Mary had a little lamb
And a little cat
A little pig
Mary was a dwarf
Why victimize her, I ask you that?
Always picking on the little people aren’t you?
You people make me sick.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21776
Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes,
A hunk of beef, a chicken leg and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so,
and when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21775
Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as coal.
And every time it jumped a fence.
You could see its pink asshole.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21774
Mary had a little lamb.
Her brother shot him dead.
Now she takes her lamb to school.
Between two bits of bread.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7314
mary had a little lamb
she feed it on cream crackers
and every time she dropped a crumb
she kicked it in the knackers!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7313
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bucket
I’ve often seen her little lamb
But I’ve never seen her … feed it
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7312
Mary had a little lamb
OOH OOH OOH SODIUUUMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUMMMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
GO SMOKE A SODIUM BICARBONATE
And then she drank the flow
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7311
Mary had a little lamb
He went and smoked his aunt
Why did he smoke a soup can
Go smoke a deoderant roll
Go smoke a macaroni and cheese
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7310
Mary had a little lamb
and his dick was all so shit up
It was all so small
But i did it any way.
When it went up in there
it started to fall out.
Even though i was a virgin
it still fell out.