davepoobond: grr…I’m not going to be able to update that much anymore, due to personal problems with school, so I just decided that I’ll put up stuff that people send in mostly. So email stuff to me at davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com. Go ahead and give me suggestions about what to do with the site too…
stuff updated/put up:
davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups
stimpyismyname: make the stupid guys like adman and that other guy stop updating
blowthetoad: DAVE BOND IS A FLEMINGO SLOPPY JOE! MOO LIKE A LION BOND! :: Bond poops like a penguin ::…DAMN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!
stuff updated/put up:
Poems – Puff The Magic Dragon, Just-for-poop, Ponderous Poop…, Hi Dacky!, My Life, FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE!, Learn More
Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes
Video Games – FF7: W-Item Cheat
stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar
blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!
stuff updated/put up:
Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions
Chat Room Stuff – Rhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World
The Screwed Up World – The Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires
Stories – The Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm
Songs – Buy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)
Caca Master: LADEPOOCA!
Adman: Waka Waka Waka
davepoobond: please please pleeeeeassee visit our sponsors, the one at the very top of the page, PLEASE. You DO want the pop ups and the big black bar thingy to go away dont you? The Bulletin Board is dead, go to it and post stuff.
stuff updated/put up:
Songs – Green Poopies, Pick of Bum
SBC – Ghostwroter Episode 1, Squackle! TV Show Episode 1, Movie: Pencil Eraser, Scluckle Episode 1, Short Film: Boy Bands, Short Film: Pikachu vs. Britney Spears
Stupid IMs – sPOtLiTEswEEtY IM, elementcky IM, doman IM, Crest kid IM, ~lil basketball gurl~ IM, seostar IM, Billling help 96 IM, YoursTruly IM, Lil Angel Gurl IM 2, mcbain IM, mcbain IM 2, Crest kid IM 2, AWSSkater IM, FrozenToThisWorld IM, a stray cat IM, JoyInLA IM, Fluffy Fox IM, MyLeftTesticle IM, Fast SEX 4 U 212 IM, Cute Horny Lara IM, elmoisfurry IM, Ryu IM, Ryu IM 2, MARCELY IM, Berrybud IM 2, Para IM 4, Berrybud IM 3, Figursk8r IM, Para IM 5, Fire IM, Vegichan IM, JenYourSexy21 IM, Mwahbabyxoxo21 IM, MyLeftTesticle IM, davepoobond IM 5, AWSSkater IM
stimpyismyname: hi. the hokey pokey is coming back, and I’m gonna be first in line!
blowthetoad: I am the muffin man, therefore i am a muffin, with a male organ. ::Veronica::
stuff updated/put up:
Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb, The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG
Other Junk – What’s Your Star Wars Name?
Squackle Quotes – What the Critics Say About Squackle
elmoisfurry: die dave die. please visit our sponsors, and go to the Bulletin Board and post something there
davepoobond: hey, if you want to talk to us, try going to chat rooms named “Squackle.” On AIM/AOL buddy chats, I’ll be on there, with the name CashMoneyMoolah or davepoobond. Try and see if we’re there.
stuff updated/put up:
About Us – 3 Poop Troops joined
Songs – A Man Named Stan, The Nancy Way Song
Poems – A Man From Peru, Are You a Good Sport?
The Screwed Up Country – USA: Ronald McDonald is Dead, USA: School Shootings and Whatever, Australia: Beware of the Dingos
The Screwed Up People – Emily Dickinson: Who Emily Dickinson Is, Emily Dickinson: Stuff Emily Dickinson Would Personify, davepoobond: If I Made the Republics of Antartica and the Arctic, davepoobond: The Failures Of davepoobond, davepoobond: Poetic Brainstorming: What I Think When I Hear “Poetry”
elmoisfurry: I dont know I forgot I was gonna say something but I had to….bleh…
stuff updated/put up:
About Us – 6 Poop Troops joined
The Screwed Up People – Adman’s Mom: Old Lesbians Handing Out Cats
Animations – Bat Angel, Chocobo, Green Skull, Jumping Gopher, Little Lightning, Queen Bitch
Bulletin Board – new posts
Songs – A Word From the Man, Popeye Songs
Movies – Mr. T Shot Tupac, Mr. T Shot Tupac Episode 1, Vader’s First Job
davepoobond: hi…um..ok…..merry christmas
stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Songs: An Erasing We Will Go, sung to the song, “A Hunting We Will Go”, The I Found a Penny Song, sung to no song, Jingle Balls, sung to the song “Jingle Bells”, Jingle Bells Songs – submitted by davepoobond, but we don’t know who originally made them up
Squackle Quotes: elmoisfurry quotes, Mrs. DYKE quotes, Misc. quotes
davepoobond: hello…sorry for the late update…i took down the quiz, i’m having some problems…
stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Songs: The Appliance Song, just lyrics to a “potential” song
Other Junk: Squackle Quotes, Mrs. DYKE Conversation: Puppies
Squackle Poems: poo poo, They Mold, Table Chairs
The Screwed Up Town: Ms. E The Math Teacher Is Boring
The Screwed Up Country: Notes on China
The Screwed Up World: Literacy Rates, What Teachers Think About Those “Stupid Clicky Eraser Thingys!”, It Would Be Really Strange If Cameras Flew
Squackle Stories: Municipal Poopoo – a story about a piece of poop that is a detective in a sespool
davepoobond: well, we have some stuff, but i would really like it if anyone sent anything in. you don’t even have to make it, and i’ll give you credit for it. its not that hard!
stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Poems: The Plastic Gore Head Said, My Chin is on the Wall
Squackle Songs: Popeye Songs – submitted by davepoobond, but we don’t know who originally made them up.
Other Junk: Squackle Quotes, Not Really Called Anything…
Squackle Stories: The Manicle – a story about a super hero
The Screwed Up Country: Version 1 of the President of Brazil’s Inaugural Speech – by davepoobond and elmoisfurry
davepoobond: We now have a downloads section, which you can get to by clicking the link above, and will have new downloads every week or so….also, i’m thinking of working on a frames version of Squackle…i dont know yet
Stimpyismyname: we look all over for the best downloads and bring them to YOU!! :: points finger at “YOU” ::
Elmoisfurry: stickums are bad mmkay. u shouldn’t do stickums. cause they’re bad mmkay. STICKUM MAN!!! ZOOOM!! .:he rides about in the air and tells everyone about the harm of stickum useage:.
stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Songs: The Way Hamsters Think I Am, sung to the song “The Way I Am,” by Eminem, and The Ugly Bunch, sung to the theme song of the TV show “The Brady Bunch.” (made for the SBC show, “The Ugly Bunch”)
Squackle Poems: Poem – by “Glenn”
davepoobond: well, sort of a big update….
stuff put up/UPDATED today:
Stupid IMs: now look at this, raistlin IM, SATANWILLCHANGEU IM
davepoobond: well, poop
stuff updated/put up today:
Squackle Songs: POP! Goes the Weasel, sung to the original version of the song, “POP! Goes the Weasel”
Squackle Stories: The Mystic Weed, submitted by Trepidation
davepoobond: hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Elmoisfurry: i’m a donkey! moo moo moo. i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!
Stuff Put up/updated today:
Songs: Blue Balls, by violentj-osh, sung to the song Blue, by Eiffel 65, and FART!, by davepoobond, sung to a song in the club in Ace Ventura
Poems: Deliver! , by G-Man and Green Peanuts and Ham, by davepoobond
Stupid IMs: Ayanna IM, foofoo IM, and cats IM
davepoobond: yay!!!!!! i’m finally back from my stupid vacation…i changed my name to davepoobond….i fixed the link to the paid 2 surf programs, i forgot to link it on the table, here’s a link to it too: Paid-to-surf programs
Stuff updated/Put up today:
Guides: How to Be a Squackle Hobo
Songs: (new song) Gasper, the smelly ghost, sung to the song “Casper, the friendly ghost,” by davepoobond