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Squacklecast Episode 23 – “Episode 23.14159265359”
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Happy Pi/Pee Day, everyone.
There is this video that Billy was talking about, I don’t know why I even watched it as it was kind of terrible.
I go on a rant about month-long commemorative holidays, similar to an opinion article I wrote in the past.
Month long Zombie Awareness Month is this coming May 2015! Also, Month-Long-Holiday Awareness Year starts this year and every year before and after.
We start talking about Star Trek and Star Wars all of a sudden, not sure why, which leads into Interstellar. This is the video Billy talks about where the author of the book The Prestige says Chris Nolan only has a couple of good movies:
Then we go into the different movies Nolan has made and how he is as a general filmmaker nowadays.
Nolan’s Memento is similar in structure to Irreversible, according to Billy.
We finish out the Nolan discussion and then talk about Gotham a little bit. Gotham pretty much jumped the shark the first episode.
Then we go into where Gotham is actually supposed to be located. We talk about this map on comicvine, which may or may not be canon:
We also talk about Agent Carter, as well. And then we go into the Superman movies and how Superman 2 was cut in two different ways.
For some reason I saw Da Hip Hop Witch before any of the Superman movies (yet to see) or probably even the Rocky movies. We talk about Da Hip Hop Witch a little bit, too.
We talk about how crap movies like Da Hip Hop Witch is able to get on Netflix and inspect the process of actually getting on Netflix insofar as a Google Search can tell us.
Squackle: The Movie? I guess it would just be my YouTube channel…
Pi ya’ll! See you in National Poetry Month!
Joke #18291
Q: What did the teaspoon say to the measuring cup?
A: “May I level with you?”
Joke #17752
Q: What is the best way to raise strawberries?
A: With a spoon!
spork
spork – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil, which is the combination of a spoon and fork combined. It is essentially a spoon with teeth on the end.
What is your favorite kitchenware?
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My brother-in-law is a big eater. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths. He was born with a shovel in his hand.
Joke #12923
DOCTOR: “How’s the woman who swallowed the spoon?”
NURSE: “She hasn’t stirred at all.”
Gross-Out Top 5 Lists
Always…
1) Look both ways before crossing the street. (Road kill should always be small animals.)
2) Eat your cereal before it gets soggy. (Gag me with the spoon.)
3) Drink your milk before it gets hot. (Barf, anyone?)
4) Clean those crusty things out of your eyes before you try to walk around in the morning.
5) Give your teacher an apple; just check for worm holes and rotten parts.
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Never…
1) Eat greasy food before going on a roller coaster. (Sometimes what goes down does come up.)
2) Pick your nose and park it on the bedpost. (Who wants to see that later?)
3) Have Doritos before going on anything resembling a date. (Breath with a bad attitude.)
4) Drink anything anybody hands you. (Lugey alert!)
5) Wet the bed if you’re on the top bunk.
xylk
xylk – v. to eat popcorn with a spoon
Joke #9218
One day during cooking class, our teacher, Mrs. Pritchard, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.”
As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs. Pritchard to test my theory.
“Why wooden spoons?” I asked. “Because,” she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’ll go nuts!”
Joke #5212: Soup Du Jour
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, “What’s the special of the day?”
“Chili,” she says, “but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl.”
The man says he’ll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.
“Are you going to eat your chili?” he asked.
“No, help yourself,” replied his neighbor.
The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl.
The man sitting next to him says, “Yeah, that’s as far as I got, too.”
wajeropy
wajeropy – n. the art of bombing spoon factories
spooning
spooning – n. to hit someone with a spoon till they cry and tell you that you are thier master
sealory
sealory – n. an albino person who takes a spoon, sticks it in an elephant’s ass, and eats the shit