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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918

Posted on July 15, 2015 by A Squackler Leave a comment

I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re an abnormal family,

With shovel and a spade

I’ll hit you in the head,

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Categories: (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: Barney, bastard, dinosaur, family, head, purple, shovel

People: bobadobb

 

trabaynando

Posted on March 29, 2012 by davepoobond Leave a comment

trabaynando – n. a broom/shovel combination tool

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Tags: broom, noun, shovel, trabaynando

 

Joke #21320

Posted on April 30, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel? 

A: Doug

Q: What do u call a guy without a shovel? 

A: Doug-less

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: shovel

People: g unit i luv holden

 

Joke #13170

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

My brother-in-law is a big eater.  Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths.  He was born with a shovel in his hand.

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Tags: brother-in-law, food, mouth, shovel, silver, spoon

 

Joke #12525

Posted on November 27, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

You can’t win in the construction business today.  No matter how fast you shovel dirt, you still end up losing ground.

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Tags: business, dirt, shovel

 

Joke #5486

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s worse than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?

A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Categories: (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes

Tags: clothesline, shovel

People: Mr. Awesome

 

yatate

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

yatate – v. to serve Frosted Flakes with a shovel

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Categories: Dictionary

Tags: Frosted Flakes, shovel, verb, yatate

 

odade

Posted on August 18, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

odade – v. to pelt someone in a bag with a shovel

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Tags: bag, odade, shovel, verb

 

norco

Posted on August 18, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

norco – v. to smash loads of crap with shovels

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Tags: norco, poop, shit, shovel, verb

 

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