I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
Posts tagged with 'shovel'
trabaynando
trabaynando – n. a broom/shovel combination tool
Joke #21320
Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel?
A: Doug
Q: What do u call a guy without a shovel?
A: Doug-less
Joke #13170
My brother-in-law is a big eater. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths. He was born with a shovel in his hand.
Joke #12525
You can’t win in the construction business today. No matter how fast you shovel dirt, you still end up losing ground.
Joke #5486
Q: What’s worse than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
yatate
yatate – v. to serve Frosted Flakes with a shovel
odade
odade – v. to pelt someone in a bag with a shovel
norco
norco – v. to smash loads of crap with shovels