etip – v. to ride a bicycle up and down your street while you have an insurance claim

Tags: bicycle, etip, insurance, verb

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Correct answer is C.

Tags: bicycle, car, traffic

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Tags: bicycle

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Tags: bicycle, car, penis

Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms.  They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world.  Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle.  Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”

Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:

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backpack that looks like a little boy from the waist down

mom fucks barney the dinosaur

what is a good website for robot porn

girl fucking a guy while talking on the phone with her boyfriend

you dont need a boyfriend to have sex

pure uncut heroin

chumlee shemale having sex with a girls manga

neighbors hate us because i married a felon

i want to cum in katy perrys mouth

molested pinball

real free gay porn by email

Football players asses

white guy saying fucking rice to every mustang that passes by

child molesting manatee

teens using tampons with whiskey

tall girls are racist

girl pump fart

can you fuck a vacuum

masturbate bicycle

monkey pooping on a car window

chat with someone horny site

seeing tv reporters panties

what cream for ass

what sound does a beaver make

degrassi has muslims in the show

ass-hole kingdom

filthiest way of saying butthole

woman doing toilet with lion

why da fuck people always getting shot in degrassi

katy perry penis face

girl puts 4 tennis balls in her ass

college fuck festival

subway sandwich girl sucking cock

Tags: ass, bicycle, fart, grass, monkey, muslim, poop, sex, Squackle, vacuum

Tagged People: Google, Katy Perry

President Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning WW-III”.  And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”

The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman!!!, why kill a bicycle repairman?”

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”

Tags: bar, bartender, bicycle

Tagged People: Colin Powell, George Bush

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?  Answer the next 10 questions, and tally up your results at the end to see your fate.

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Total up how many of each Introvert and Extrovert answers you’ve selected.

If you’ve chosen more answers that are marked as Introvert, then you’re a loner.  Get some friends.  Or play volleyball.

If you selected more answers that are marked as Extrovert, then you’re an asshole.  You might want to keep yourself a little contained, you try-hard.

If you chose more of the third answer in this quiz, then you are either extremely lame or really really crazy.

Tags: baseball, basketball, bicycle, bus, cardboard, class, cup, dildo, face, football, hamburger, hand, hockey, laugh, lotion, masturbate, party, pillow, running, skiing, swimming, teacher, volleyball, water

In the early 1990′s, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very common to see soldiers riding bicycles back and forth to work. So it came as no big surprise that, after a series of painfully comic accidents, a new policy was announced, saying in summary,

“Soldiers shall no longer salute officers who are engaged in the riding of a bicycle.”

Tags: bicycle, car, Italy, soldier

No one is more cautious than a first-time parent.  After our daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a little helmet.

The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her right in the chin.

Tags: bicycle, child abuse, chin, daughter, helmet, leg, parents, seat belt

Q: What would you get if you crossed a bike with a monster?

A: A vicious cycle.

Tags: bicycle, monster

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Tags: bicycle, tire

Q: What can you do on a bicycle that you can’t do on a unicycle?

A: Ring the bell.

Tags: bell, bicycle, unicycle

The gas shortage is certainly affecting crime.  Yesterday two hoods robbed a bank of $50,000 and escaped on bicycles.

Tags: bank, bicycle, crime, gas

Q: What do you get if you tie two bikes together?

A: Siamese Schwinns.

Tags: bicycle

Q: What do you call it when a kid clears his throat and spits while working on his bicycle?

A: A lugey wrench.

Tags: bicycle, spit, wrench