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etip

March 1st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

etip – v. to ride a bicycle up and down your street while you have an insurance claim

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You must look for bicycle riders…

April 21st, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

You must look for bicycle riders in the same lanes used by motor vehicles because they:

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Correct answer is C.

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Has one of your bicycles disappeared?

April 21st, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Has one of your bicycles disappeared?

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If you have, what have you stolen before?

April 19th, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

If you have, what have you stolen before?

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Funny Search Terms

July 7th, 2011 Posted in Language Fun, Lists No Comments »

Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms.  They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world.  Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle.  Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”

Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:

pictures huge female holes and the long trailing tities

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Joke #21161

April 24th, 2011 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

President Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning WW-III”.  And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”

The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman!!!, why kill a bicycle repairman?”

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”

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Am I an Introvert or an Extrovert?

March 10th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz 1 Comment »

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?  Answer the next 10 questions, and tally up your results at the end to see your fate.

I would find it more fun to:

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The sports I like best are (mark the answer that includes the most sports you like):

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If I knew the answer to a question my teacher asked and no one else seemed to, I would:

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In the last year I have made:

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The people I admire most are:

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I would rather:

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I would dislike most:

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When I am asked questions that I know the answers to, I:

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In group activities I am:

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If my class were divided into two groups, with half the class the most outgoing kids and the other half the least outgoing, which would I be in?

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Total up how many of each Introvert and Extrovert answers you’ve selected.

If you’ve chosen more answers that are marked as Introvert, then you’re a loner.  Get some friends.  Or play volleyball.

If you selected more answers that are marked as Extrovert, then you’re an asshole.  You might want to keep yourself a little contained, you try-hard.

If you chose more of the third answer in this quiz, then you are either extremely lame or really really crazy.

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Joke #18566

February 21st, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

In the early 1990’s, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very common to see soldiers riding bicycles back and forth to work. So it came as no big surprise that, after a series of painfully comic accidents, a new policy was announced, saying in summary,

“Soldiers shall no longer salute officers who are engaged in the riding of a bicycle.”

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Joke #18400

February 20th, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

No one is more cautious than a first-time parent.  After our daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a little helmet.

The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her right in the chin.

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Joke #18261

February 19th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What would you get if you crossed a bike with a monster?

A: A vicious cycle.

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Joke #18139

February 17th, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Joke #17933

February 14th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What can you do on a bicycle that you can’t do on a unicycle?

A: Ring the bell.

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Joke #12345

November 21st, 2010 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

The gas shortage is certainly affecting crime.  Yesterday two hoods robbed a bank of $50,000 and escaped on bicycles.

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Joke #11514

August 10th, 2008 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you tie two bikes together?

A: Siamese Schwinns.

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Joke #11229

June 23rd, 2008 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you call it when a kid clears his throat and spits while working on his bicycle?

A: A lugey wrench.

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