Q: What do you call a person who runs on the road everyday?
A: A road runner
Tag Archives: running
Quote #20869
For an assignment, davepoobond was supposed to create an “advertising tagline” for an image similar to the following.
“Now you don’t have to deal with your wife’s bullshit.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20868
For an assignment, davepoobond was supposed to create an “advertising tagline” for an image similar to the following.
“You don’t need to be in a race to reach a finish line.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20866
For an assignment, davepoobond was supposed to create an “advertising tagline” for an image similar to the following.
“Morning runs don’t have to be on the toilet.”
– davepoobond
Am I an Introvert or an Extrovert?
Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Answer the next 10 questions, and tally up your results at the end to see your fate.
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Total up how many of each Introvert and Extrovert answers you’ve selected.
If you’ve chosen more answers that are marked as Introvert, then you’re a loner. Get some friends. Or play volleyball.
If you selected more answers that are marked as Extrovert, then you’re an asshole. You might want to keep yourself a little contained, you try-hard.
If you chose more of the third answer in this quiz, then you are either extremely lame or really really crazy.
Joke #17916
Q: What would you get if you crossed running shoes with matches?
A: Reeboks that burn up the road.
Joke #17915
Q: What do you get when you cross track shoes with comedy?
A: A running joke.