Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To get to de odor side.
Posts tagged with 'road'
isescreschaae
isescreschaae – v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers
Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don’t think about how stupid it would be to isescreschaae.
Quote #23413
“dirt road, or fell off a cliff”
– davepoobond
Joke #21844
Q: Why did the black guy cross the road?
A: Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Joke #21361
Q: Why did the goth cross the road?
A: It didn’t, it was dead.
Joke #21351
Q: What do you call a goth lying in the road?
A: A speed bump.
Joke #20926
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the chicken.
Joke #20925
Q: Why did the ghost float across the road?
A: Because he couldn’t walk.
Joke #20921
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was a take-out order.
Joke #20917
Q: How did the frog cross the road?
A: He tied himself to a chicken!
Joke #20885
Q: What do you call a person who runs on the road everyday?
A: A road runner
Joke #20883
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.
Joke #20872
Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?
A: Because she forgot her purse.
Joke #20856
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: He didn’t want to be called a chicken.