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Joke #24732

Posted on May 7, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?

A: To get to de odor side.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: road, skunk

 

isescreschaae

Posted on July 25, 2015 by davepoobond Leave a comment

isescreschaae – v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers

Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don’t think about how stupid it would be to isescreschaae.

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Categories: Dictionary

Tags: America, isescreschaae, porlogeneralpierde, road, sign, verb

 

Quote #23413

Posted on August 29, 2013 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“dirt road, or fell off a cliff”

– davepoobond

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Tags: road

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Hungry Street

Posted on April 27, 2012 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Hungry Street

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Categories: Pictures

Tags: car, road

 

Joke #21844

Posted on August 12, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road?

A: Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?

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Categories: (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: cotton, road

People: killab

 

Joke #21361

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why did the goth cross the road?

A: It didn’t, it was dead.

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Tags: goth, road

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Joke #21351

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a goth lying in the road?

A: A speed bump.

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Tags: goth, road

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Joke #20926

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To get to the chicken.

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Tags: chicken, road, turkey

 

Joke #20925

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the ghost float across the road?

A: Because he couldn’t walk.

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Tags: ghost, road

 

Joke #20921

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it was a take-out order.

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Tags: chicken, food, road

 

Joke #20917

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How did the frog cross the road?

A: He tied himself to a chicken!

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Tags: chicken, frog, road

 

Joke #20885

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a person who runs on the road everyday?

A: A road runner

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Joke #20883

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.

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Tags: chicken, Florida, rabbit, road

 

Joke #20872

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?

A: Because she forgot her purse.

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Tags: purse, road, turtle

 

Joke #20856

Posted on March 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: He didn’t want to be called a chicken.

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Tags: chicken, duck, road

 
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